ROTTEN TOMATOES: Five Favorite Films with Paris Hilton Comments

Five Favorite Films with Paris Hilton

by Jen Yamato | October 01, 2008

Summary

Singer, actress, businesswoman...rock opera star? Paris Hilton has worn many hats during her reign as America's most famous celebutante, but her most unexpected role is about to come in the Goth rock musical Repo! The Genetic Opera. Find out what movies Paris loves after the jump! Back to Article

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lestatthevampire writes:
on Oct 01 2008 06:03 PM

Please, please somebody say that Paris does NOT have the classic beauty of Hepburn. Good choices all. I own every one of these.

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lestatthevampire writes:
on Oct 01 2008 06:04 PM

To clarify, Paris is beautiful...
OUR Audrey Hepburn.

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Bloodbath 87 writes:
on Oct 01 2008 06:05 PM

I read this list. I liked it. I don't like her or the way she talks. It's annoying.

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~*Admiral Snowstorm*~ writes:
on Oct 01 2008 06:09 PM

Not a bad list, really. Can't say I'm a fan of Paris Hilton and her inexplicable fame, but this list could definitely have been worse.

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halfnelson writes:
on Oct 01 2008 06:13 PM

all i have to say is "brick tamblin love lamp"

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Jen Yamato writes:
on Oct 01 2008 06:21 PM

Why, I'm positively astounded at the niceness our readers have displayed here! I'm so proud of you all! And I was secretly shocked to see that Beaches has such a low Tomatometer...that movie is good.

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Some guy you dont know writes:
on Oct 01 2008 06:25 PM

This list is hot.

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vitajex writes:
on Oct 01 2008 06:32 PM

I knew 'Breakfast at Tiffany's' would be on here before I even clicked the link.

Paris is Holly Golightly, only without all that, you know, like, substance, and junk...

And Jen, 'Beaches' has such a low Tomatometer, because, let's face it, it's sappy. And before you go ballistic, I didn't mind it that much either. Though I did have to brush my teeth immediately afterward. Don't want cavities, you know.

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Jen Yamato writes:
on Oct 01 2008 06:39 PM

That's fine, vitajex - I completely understand. Yeah, I saw Beaches at a young age...many times, over and over on cable TV. They used to play the same movies like 20 times in one weekend! Anyhow I couldn't go ballistic on you. Vitajex, did you ever know that you're my hero? You're everything - everything - I wished I could be. I can fly higher than an eagle, but you are the wind beneath my wings.

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Julesus Christ writes:
on Oct 01 2008 06:43 PM

She's a retard.

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Johnny Rainbow writes:
on Oct 01 2008 06:51 PM

In reply to this comment (#2056811)
Our Audrey Hepburn?

I think I'm going to be sick. And I don't even like Audrey Hepburn that much.

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omelette writes:
on Oct 01 2008 07:00 PM

I can't say that I'm a huge fan of Paris Hilton or anything - but this list is pretty great. Edward Scissorhands? Yes, please.

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jason913 writes:
on Oct 01 2008 07:03 PM

I can't say I'm a fan of Paris's acting, singing, etc, but her film choices are actually good.
She didn't choose the ones EVERYONE choose (Star Wars, Citizen Kane)
I'm suprised she like Edward Scissorhands and Tim Burton, she doesn't seem the type.

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vitajex writes:
on Oct 01 2008 07:14 PM

In reply to this comment (#2056904)
Paris sez: Who's Tom Buttons? Johnny Depp is SSSSSOOOOOOO dreamy!

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vitajex writes:
on Oct 01 2008 07:19 PM

In reply to this comment (#2056885)
You only sang that song to me because Jay Leno's taking my place on Rotten Tomatoes.

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silverfish05 writes:
on Oct 01 2008 07:23 PM

She cannot talk to save her life. "Uh, I like the trees and the sky." Not a bad list though

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h-town24 writes:
on Oct 01 2008 07:31 PM

yeah.............she sucks!

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h-town24 writes:
on Oct 01 2008 07:32 PM

literally and figuratively!

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Wocka writes:
on Oct 01 2008 07:33 PM

she said the word 'love' about 30,000 times.

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wilkiedriver writes:
on Oct 01 2008 07:36 PM

Not bad. "Breakfast" and "Scissorhands" are damn good choices. "Beaches" sucks, but try telling that to any woman.

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halose7en writes:
on Oct 01 2008 07:37 PM

Great pick of movies, but I could've done without her explanation. Just to know that she picked Edward Scissorhands would be enough, as long as she didn't say it was "cute". That just kinda ruined any cred that she was building for herself there.

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The Great One writes:
on Oct 01 2008 07:37 PM

Not a bad list....but seriously, I dont know why people find her attractive...not trying to be mean, but I just dont

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The Great One writes:
on Oct 01 2008 07:38 PM

Jen Yamato on the other hand...now theres someone whose attractiveness I can get behind

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jokerboy1991 writes:
on Oct 01 2008 07:51 PM

In reply to this comment (#2056885)
Oh so what am I jen chop liva?!? JK u know your my home girl. I would say this is a good list though.

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jokerboy1991 writes:
on Oct 01 2008 07:54 PM

This is really random, but know that horror flick MIDNIGHT MEAT TRAIN that got **** canned but was suppose to be good. Well if u got Comcast then go to ONDEMAND then click free flicks and it is there! I thought I would have to wait til January to see it!

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collex writes:
on Oct 01 2008 07:56 PM

I pretty like the list. Her explanation, however, are way unnecessary. I love X. I love Y. Hey, try to make a complete sentence, Paris. Thank You

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milesoakmoor writes:
on Oct 01 2008 08:04 PM

I love this, I love that, I love love love love love love love love love....

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CoUcH ToMaToE DoUgIe writes:
on Oct 01 2008 08:22 PM

This is such a sad day for this website. Just when will you

guys sink to the absolute bottom? Who's next- seriously, because if you

care about this awful human being's opinion on movies, then you'll ask

anyone, right? Here's a tip- people are starting to recognize your good work

on such respected shows like "At the Movies", so how about continuing

that venerable venture? your Ask a Critic series was so befitting and cool

because every cinema fan wants and cares to know the backstory of these fine

men and women. Please, RT, I hate to vent so negatively against you but if

you continue down this dark and unappealing path... well lets just say you

won't be hot anymore :(

Except for Jen, she will always be hot in my book ;)

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indiephantom writes:
on Oct 01 2008 08:25 PM

I kind of like Paris. She's the butt of many jokes, but still appears sexy and confident.

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CaptainSiberia writes:
on Oct 01 2008 08:31 PM

In reply to this comment (#2056852)
I'm positively astounded that someone cared about what Paris Hilton had to say.

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morganized05 writes:
on Oct 01 2008 08:36 PM

In reply to this comment (#2056811)
oh my god..... oh my god....

you did not just say that.
take it back!!!!!!

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new12play writes:
on Oct 01 2008 08:36 PM

I like love those scissor things he has, and i love that hair, and i love that hair gel scene, and like i love cameron, and i love...luuuuuuuvvvv best friends forever like that movie beaches. Paris, did you ever know that you're my hero?

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Erik writes:
on Oct 01 2008 08:55 PM

Decent list! Though her explanations got very bland and repetitive, "I love (insert word here), I also really love (insert another word here).

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bijibadness writes:
on Oct 01 2008 09:09 PM

In reply to this comment (#2056812)
"I read this list. I liked it. I don't like her or the way she talks. It's annoying."

haha, touche sir

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sunsaz writes:
on Oct 01 2008 09:09 PM

At least she didn't dub any of these movies as "hot."

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Jen Yamato writes:
on Oct 01 2008 10:56 PM

Well hello, GreatOne! Word of warning: I also liked Beaches. It is a total chick flick.

Jokerboy, you know I love ya. And speaking of Midnight Meat Train, if you're in LA in October, my favorite theater, the New Beverly, is running a double feature of MMT and Candyman.

CTDougie, thanks for the Meet a Critic shout out. I'm holding out hope of reviving that column one day...

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Kingholland writes:
on Oct 01 2008 11:00 PM

I like the idea of Celebrities giving us their top 5 but Paris Hilton is a moron (judging purely from what I've seen and heard, I don't know her personally) I "LOVE" Edward Scissorhands also.. ;)

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danterandal19 writes:
on Oct 01 2008 11:27 PM

Guys, this list could've been a whole lot worse. Like if it just consisted of Kate Hudson movies and probably her remake of "House of Wax":

"I just love, love the way the bad guy throws a pole through my head. I look so beautiful slumped over, bleeding on the ground."

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tgibfo writes:
on Oct 01 2008 11:28 PM

Wow. It's still sinking in that this whole thing ISN'T a joke. I really need to move to Europe.

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Hadji Murad writes:
on Oct 01 2008 11:32 PM

How can anyone not love this bimbo's list of mediocre movies? Just love it.

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mjohnston051 writes:
on Oct 02 2008 12:20 AM

I half expected her to have horrible taste but RT tries to suprise us with these profiles. All of these are good movies, but a bit on the womanly side which i am not surprised.
I wish RT would show us movies that prominent actors enjoy though. I could care less what movies influence Paris Hilton and Uwe Boll - let us know what movies Johnny Depp and Jack Nicholson love.

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JAKEofMIDWORLD writes:
on Oct 02 2008 04:50 AM

Audrey Hepburn! She had talent. My favorite Audrey films are "Breakfast..." and "Charade." I have no problem with Paris existing, but Audrey Hepburn she's not. She's a terrible actress and singer. She's only famous for making a low quality porno.

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The1Reaper writes:
on Oct 02 2008 06:35 AM

She used the phrase "I love" sixteen times during this list, but I suppose I can forgive her for that since she did not once utter the words "That's hot" to describe her admiration for any of these movies. I expected more chick flicks or romantic comedies, and I did not see Edward Scissorhands coming either.

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BlackBart writes:
on Oct 02 2008 07:10 AM

In reply to this comment (#2057453)
I hate to break it to you, but celebrity worship is no less ridiculous in Europe. Maybe you won't hear about Paris but you'll hear about some other vapid somebody you couldn't care less about.

That said, her list ain't all that bad. Not surprised by Moulin Rouge or The Beaches, but Scissorhands was a pleasant surprise and Something About Mary is a good choice. Tiffany's also isn't surprising, but how can you argue with it. All in all, a very genuine list I think.

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love_flag writes:
on Oct 02 2008 07:28 AM

'I love' count : 14 phucking times.

Anyway. Not a bad list... but those are classics everyone has seen, and everyone has loved.

Still, it's true, I saw Repo! this summer at Fantasia in Montreal and she wasn't half-bad in it.

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Meinu writes:
on Oct 02 2008 07:30 AM

Nice list, but why did she have to say "love" 16 times? D:

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acme3d writes:
on Oct 02 2008 07:53 AM

Paris: I love carpet.
Paris: I love desk.

RT: Paris, are you just looking at things in the office and saying that you love them?

Paris: I love lamp.

RT: Do you really love the lamp, or are you just saying it because you saw it?

Paris: I love lamp. I love lamp.

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Slipperypick writes:
on Oct 02 2008 08:28 AM

"Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset." That's all I have to say.

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cypress550 writes:
on Oct 02 2008 08:35 AM

paris sucks cant stand her at all

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HairyHartounian writes:
on Oct 02 2008 08:39 AM

Yes, definitely said "love" 14 times in the course of 5 reviews. Not just looks, but brains too. I think I'm in love.

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HairyHartounian writes:
on Oct 02 2008 08:40 AM

Yes, definitely said "love" 14 times in the course of 5 reviews. Not just looks, but brains too. I think I'm in love.

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cmsof writes:
on Oct 02 2008 09:07 AM

What? No "One Night In Paris"?

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Chris Lang writes:
on Oct 02 2008 09:54 AM

Notice that this article has lots of comments which equals page views, which equals alexa ratings, which equals more ad revenue.

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Boustan writes:
on Oct 02 2008 09:58 AM

Can Paris start a sentence without "I love"? Find some new adjectives, jesus

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mrmister writes:
on Oct 02 2008 10:16 AM

In reply to this comment (#2057723)
"Paris: I love lamp. I love lamp. "

Me: Okay, I love that post.

Anyway...
She's such an idiot, but in some sad, moronic way, her list and description was still more interesting than Dane Cook's. Though, their fame is both equally unjustified.

People say they thought some of her choices to be pleasant surprises. The only pleasant surprise would be using language that doesn't mimic a high school girl.

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CampLo writes:
on Oct 02 2008 10:23 AM

Every witty (and asinine) comment has already been made... sigh.

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TheCatsPajamas writes:
on Oct 02 2008 11:10 AM

i love paris hilton. i love movies. i love lists!!!

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NEO-NOIR2X2 writes:
on Oct 02 2008 01:19 PM

Frankly who GIVES A F*#K on this stupid Rich Bimbos Favorite movie picks!!! A typical Spoiled Heiress chick flicks like seriously I prefer Eva Mendes choices than this "One night in Paris" tramp

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nickh819 writes:
on Oct 02 2008 01:59 PM

I hate this country. No one like this stupid slut has any business being so famous. Her picks were like going to parent/teacher night and reading the essays on the third grade wall. I hate her so much, and I hope she get gonnorhea (again)!

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nickh819 writes:
on Oct 02 2008 02:00 PM

I hate this country. No one like this stupid slut has any business being so famous. Her picks were like going to parent/teacher night and reading the essays on the third grade wall. I hate her so much, and I hope she get gonnorhea (again)!

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Endless River writes:
on Oct 02 2008 02:14 PM

Oh Paris, you have such a way with words...

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Endless River writes:
on Oct 02 2008 02:16 PM

Oh Paris, you have such a way with words...

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BriGuy1310 writes:
on Oct 02 2008 02:34 PM

Surprisingly, not a bad list. Nice mixture of genres, and no House of Wax! Beaches might be the ultimate chick flick, so I can't hold that one against her. Tiffany's is obvious, but a great movie. Rest of the list is solid.

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knowingtoast85 writes:
on Oct 02 2008 02:35 PM

No press is bad press anymore. Isn't that a shame? I could get famous by killing a dude, taking a dump on the desk in court, and then get a book deal out of it.

Bad press should make you go away forever.

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Blastik2 writes:
on Oct 02 2008 03:03 PM

Beaches...Something About Mary...MOULIN ROUGE...my god. I'm laughing, crying and vomiting all at once.

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Matanuki writes:
on Oct 02 2008 03:08 PM

In reply to this comment (#2056946)
Understandable. Jen is a woman while Paris is, well,... something.

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merlinsteele writes:
on Oct 02 2008 03:15 PM

I love Rotten Tomatoes. And I love this list. And I love looking at hot babes. And I love sarcasm and mean humor. And I love movies. oh...sorry. That's just sort of how she sounds to me. lol

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Jimbo93 writes:
on Oct 02 2008 03:19 PM

No offence, but all this "asking celebrities their favorite movies" just shows that most everyone has, overall, good taste in movies. Despite the newest blockbuster or romantic comedy, everyone has a set collection of favorite movies.

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rerun717 writes:
on Oct 02 2008 03:21 PM

My favorite movie is "One Night in Paris"

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Matanuki writes:
on Oct 02 2008 03:52 PM

In reply to this comment (#2058428)
And ain't it all so very ironic, that they all have such good taste until it's time to exercise it in life.

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smartmoviekid writes:
on Oct 02 2008 04:37 PM

not a bad list at all....i still need some convincing for her so called "acting chops" tho...nothing of significance in her own resume yet..or at all.

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smartmoviekid writes:
on Oct 02 2008 04:40 PM

unless porn is her genre of choice....nothing special out of her "performance" ther either...lol.

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SidneyCarton writes:
on Oct 02 2008 04:50 PM

Jen Yamato writes the best articles!!!

Paris' list is ok: Scissorhands, Breafast are good ... the other three blow!!! Whoops, wrong phrase in a Paris article.

P.s. Jen: Beaches does deserve a low TM score.

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bsideleau writes:
on Oct 02 2008 05:01 PM

She has the intellect of a field mouse, but most of those movies are fantastic regardless. It doesn't take a genius to find "There's Something About Mary" hilarious. Her choices are great, but her explanations are moronic. And, to be honest, a long time ago before I knew who she was I thought she was very attractive.......but once I saw her speak I lost all interest haha. Speaking of beautiful women, I just watched Forgetting Sarah Marshall on DVD....great film, and Kristen Bell is my dream girl.

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Jen Yamato writes:
on Oct 02 2008 05:04 PM

Yeah, I know Beaches deserves its Tomatometer...

Also, while I was talking to her I was tempted to ask her what she thought about the seriously racist Asian stereotypes in Breakfast at Tiffany's. But by then it was too late. Wonder what she'd have said?

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smi1ey writes:
on Oct 02 2008 05:20 PM

Wow, she sure has a lot of love!

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Matanuki writes:
on Oct 02 2008 05:20 PM

In reply to this comment (#2058494)
She probably would have said something along the lines of, "Wha? Huh?.. Racist? What's that?"

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mattk23134 writes:
on Oct 02 2008 05:23 PM

i love lamp

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jocampo writes:
on Oct 02 2008 05:45 PM

very shallow explanations on why she like those movies, like a 5-year old girl talking. oh, she IS a 5-year old...

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Spurple writes:
on Oct 02 2008 05:58 PM

The movies a person picks as their favorites is not nearly as important as the reasons they give for picking them. Ok, Paris Hilton likes those movies, but she doesn't understand (or at the very least can not explain) why she likes those movies. It's a terrible list, because there is a not a single real justification anywhere on it.

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ledawg1138 writes:
on Oct 02 2008 06:50 PM

I can't believe I bothered to look at this! I'm humilated, even though ES is great.:)

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Ragalar writes:
on Oct 02 2008 08:19 PM

Wow does she know anything???

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Barney Stinson writes:
on Oct 02 2008 08:24 PM

I really like Paris a lot & her list is surprisingly good. Kudos to her "There's Something About Mary" & "Edward Scissorhands" picks especially.

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Horstradamus writes:
on Oct 02 2008 09:42 PM

Wow, what a terrifically boring vocabulary. Why, oh why, is this twit still try to wring out her 15 minutes of fame?

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RuinerxxSINCITY writes:
on Oct 02 2008 09:43 PM

Wow, she managed to tarnish my love for "There's Something About Mary", "Edward Scissorhands", Ben Stiller, Johnny Depp, and Tim Burton with less then a full page of text. Happily I already hated "Beaches", my mom forced my father, and I to see that back in the day. God I hated being too young to stay at home by myself!

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david gillespie writes:
on Oct 02 2008 10:08 PM

Her sixth favourite movie is Tarkovsky's Solaris

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NEO-NOIR2X2 writes:
on Oct 02 2008 10:08 PM

GOD RT WTF! Such a waste on a ASK a celebirty there Favorite movies List I mean I thought Dane Cook was bad ENOUGH but bringing in this stupid Rich B*tch Heiress trash Paris Hilton in for her fav movies is Ridiculous. I love this I love that I love making sex tapes Blah Blah Blah Seriously? Paris Hilton should just die already shes nothing but a whore with too much money

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CaptainSiberia writes:
on Oct 03 2008 01:30 AM

Paris Hilton should return to the kinds of films that people actually want to see her in: amateur pornos.

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FritzLang writes:
on Oct 03 2008 04:18 AM

In reply to this comment (#2058822)
Funny

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steady writes:
on Oct 03 2008 06:21 AM

Please stop the rich spoiled bit*%h from having a voice in the public eye. Her list isn't bad but her reason's for liking each movie is completely horrible. I am sure she would love a door knob as well. This country suks for the majority of the population cares about what a dumb (non-educated), spoon fed, fake, sex video making hoochie says. The setting of "Idiocracy" and it's character choices are approaching us fast.

Also, shame on you Bruce Campbell. You should know better. Maybe it's something else of yours that's complementing her. By the way, "Man with the Screaming Brain" was clever and was a breath of fresh air.

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Matanuki writes:
on Oct 03 2008 07:16 AM

In reply to this comment (#2059205)
And even that something is misguided. I mean, Jesus, if Paris Hilton is "hot" then I've already died and gone to hell. I'm Sisyphus pushing that damn rock up the hill, over and over, wondering why the world is so goddamn a$$ backwards.

It even appears that Jen, who interviewed the succubus tramp, was there against her will and pushing a rock of her own. Me thinks she must have lost a bet or something. "Tails? Haha, looks like you're going to Paris, Jen. Make sure you pack a vomit bag."

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Matanuki writes:
on Oct 03 2008 07:26 AM

In reply to this comment (#2059205)
By the way, good damn point about 'Idiocracy'! Frighteningly good. I keep seeing signs of it every day. I say it's time to get the freedom fighters together, because a whirlwind of stupid is coming for us all.

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JackRabbit Slim writes:
on Oct 03 2008 07:46 AM

Four really strong movies out of five. That's a better list than I would get out of most of my friends. Good for Paris! Still, I doubt we'll see her on INSIDE THE ACTOR'S STUDIO any time soon...

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Matter139 writes:
on Oct 03 2008 10:03 AM

How about the top 5 movies with Paris in them:
5. NA
4. NA
3. NA
2. House of Wax (where she gets what's coming to her)
1. One Night in Paris (same as above)

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moviemonkey2 writes:
on Oct 03 2008 10:25 AM

Wow...I hadn't visited this site in a month or so, and wondered to myself, "Why?" Oh yeah....crap like this.

Why would anyone care what Paris thinks? Her list might as well be "Five Favorite Rocks with Paris Hilton", that's how much I give a rats arse.

1. Granite
2. Obsidian
3. Limestone
4. Pumice
5. Shale

Whoopity doo. A useless opinion from a talentless socialite. Thanks for sharing this shining gem of movie news, you guys really have a knack for finding the information I really could care less about.

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-Cochise- writes:
on Oct 03 2008 11:35 AM

Has anyone else noticed she said, "I love..." almost every sentance? Lol.

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Jen Yamato writes:
on Oct 03 2008 12:38 PM

Hmm. Glad some of you liked the Paris piece. As for you others, perhaps you might like our next 5 Favorites...with Joe Dante?

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Matanuki writes:
on Oct 03 2008 01:13 PM

In reply to this comment (#2060029)
I assume this assignment will go to whoever WON the coin toss. ;-)

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tomwaitsjr writes:
on Oct 03 2008 01:33 PM

Wow, I really learned a lot about REPO:THE GENETIC OPERA from this list and interview! I hope she does an interview with Leno, Letterman, Larry King, hell, Bill O'Reilly!

Jen, if you asked her about the racist stereotypes in Breakfeast at Tiffany's, she would just stare straight ahead, eyes get all glossy, then some redneck's would come from nowhere and run her over with his big ol' truck.

However, Paris did say something once which cracked me up. She said Kim Kardashian being naked is "gross" and "looks like cottage cheese in a garbage bag."

I love lamp.

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Matanuki writes:
on Oct 03 2008 01:50 PM

In reply to this comment (#2060106)
Yikes! lol. She wishes she had an ethnic figure! Anyway, intelligence wise, Paris Hilton makes Kim Kardashian look like Toni Morrison. So I'm not sure which characteristic she is jealous of more.

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ledawg1138 writes:
on Oct 03 2008 02:37 PM

She makes Dan Quayle look like Stephen Hawking.

"To have a mind is very wasteful."

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HandsomeDood writes:
on Oct 03 2008 02:47 PM

I was hoping she would pick her movies...maybe even her homemade one.

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tomwaitsjr writes:
on Oct 03 2008 03:19 PM

I did like the Funny or Die McCain ad that she did. At least she can poke fun at herself, unlike Palin. . .

Thank God McCain has no prayer of winning.

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classicsfan11 writes:
on Oct 03 2008 04:38 PM

In reply to this comment (#2056885)
Jen, when you wrote that 'wind beneath my wings' thing I almost doubled over laughing. I remember that from a Gilmore Girls episode (I'm not gonna describe it because that's a little overboard). Anyway, I have a newfound almost 25% halfway of an eighth respect for Paris Hilton that I never did before. Who knew she liked Johnny Depp and amazing classics (not sure about Beaches)?

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FutureDoc13 writes:
on Oct 03 2008 05:03 PM

I am not surprised at the absence of thought applied in her reasoning. Anybody who would accept movie advice from Paris Hilton is half-baked.

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Matanuki writes:
on Oct 03 2008 06:41 PM

In reply to this comment (#2060302)
My god, imagine the platform. "First, let's burn down all the libraries."

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samthase writes:
on Oct 04 2008 02:21 AM

Oh, stop picking on Paris already. Jealousy doesn't become you. Most, if not all, of you would gladly take 15 of what must by now be her 150 minutes of fame. Besides, I'm inclined to believe that if you sit down with her in private, no cameras rolling, no chance of publicity, she's just your average 20-something, albeit with a lot of money and the best publicist in the world. Most of her public persona is certainly an act and you should all be thankful that she's exposing (pun intended) herself to make you all feel better about yourselves.

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cohaagen writes:
on Oct 04 2008 08:47 AM

In reply to this comment (#2056885)
Apparently, I'm retarded. "Fly higher than an eagle" ??? I haven't heard the song in years, but I could've sworn that it was "higher than any gull". Stll, I somehow doubt that's the biggest reason that I hated the song.

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murari writes:
on Oct 04 2008 01:31 PM

wouldn't have expected a better list from paris. why does every choice begin with "I love...". AIRHEAD!

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tomwaitsjr writes:
on Oct 04 2008 03:37 PM

In reply to this comment (#2059071)
Sorry Captain Siberia, but I disagree.

I want to see Paris in professional made pornos. First time I saw that thing on the internet, it had those green night-goggle hues.

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Matanuki writes:
on Oct 04 2008 04:12 PM

In reply to this comment (#2062694)
You've got low porn standards, my friend.

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well_i_guess writes:
on Oct 04 2008 09:01 PM

In reply to this comment (#2056941)
THAT"S not sexist *rolls eyes*

hate to burst your little bubble wilkiedriver, but i am female, and i did not enjoy the film beaches. take that! hah!

nor did i enjoy the notebook or p.s i love you. predictable, cheesey and gag-worthy.

also- i agree with paris' selection of movies, for the most part, but the woman herself is just...unbearable...she is to celebretards what sarah palin is to vice presidents.

i'll let you take what you like from that comment.

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tomwaitsjr writes:
on Oct 04 2008 09:41 PM

http://www.amazon.com/Repo-Genetic-Opera-Various/dp/B001FWXOBO/ref=pd_lpo_k2_dp_k2a_3_txt

If you look at the Zydrate clip, Paris does a very good job.

Seriously. . .

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Sablicious writes:
on Oct 04 2008 10:36 PM

An utter insult to Audrey Hepburn to be in any way associated with this spasticated socialite. -_-

(The other choices seems no-brainers for a no-BRAINer like Paris... >_>)

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Davan writes:
on Oct 05 2008 12:58 AM

Im sorry, why would I care what Paris whateverhernameis has to say or think? Oh thats right, I dont.

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balding superhero writes:
on Oct 05 2008 07:37 AM

I love that. And I love that. It's just amazing! I love it.

When we used to do critiques in my high school art class, this was what we tried to avoid. We weren't allowed to use the words "love" or "like", ever. THIS is why.

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Masterblaster08 writes:
on Oct 05 2008 10:34 AM

Wow...Paris Hilton...Really? Who the F**k cares what her favorite movies are, couldnt they have picked someone with half of a brain? Or at least someone who didnt become a celebrity (If you could even call her that) because her daddy has lots of money? She is one of the dumbest people ive ever seen act on television, im surprised she can even read her scripts, My god....please pick someone who isnt a complete scum-bag for the next "Top 5 Favorites"

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Shaggy89 writes:
on Oct 05 2008 06:34 PM

haha its not a bad list for her but they way she talks..
I love this..
I love him
I love this movie
I love...

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LanganJE writes:
on Oct 05 2008 06:35 PM

When you have youth, money, and fame, you have everything.

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susan08 writes:
on Oct 05 2008 06:48 PM

In fact,I know nothing about her,i just saw many hot photos of her with some tall guys on a tall dating site,seems she is famous there.maybe she dates there.I forget the site name, but in all tall people' places, only ** www.Tallchat.com ____ is better, maybe she dates you guys there.

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nicbarker writes:
on Oct 06 2008 02:03 AM

how many ****ing times did she say she loved something? For ****'s sake, hasn't that filthy slut got more vocab?

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Masterblaster08 writes:
on Oct 06 2008 11:18 AM

No.

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ginsu writes:
on Oct 06 2008 05:53 PM

Breakfast was the only decent flick on there. DId Hepburn have a massive plastic surgery make over? Did hepburn have a locker filled with hilarious coke binge photos and STD perscriptions released to the public? Did Hepburn make a gross and tacky home made porn and release it for free on the internet to get famous? Hepburn will never measure up to Paris.

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scar2 writes:
on Oct 06 2008 06:30 PM

I agree the list is not so bad. However, her analysis of the films proves just how shallow & stupid she is. Comparing her to Audrey Hepburn is just laughable. I wish she would just go away.

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maikeru01 writes:
on Oct 06 2008 09:33 PM

nobody cares. the only movie she was in... house of wax...sucked ***.

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neoes writes:
on Oct 07 2008 02:22 PM

To be honest, the list was pretty good. Some solid and unexpected choices there.

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NEO-NOIR2X2 writes:
on Oct 07 2008 03:14 PM

It amazes me that everytime I go on RT this LIST SOMEHOW manages to BE STILL UP HERE! Paris Hilton is such a little whore with no class and absolutley SH*T TASTE in movies I mean WHY RT? WHY? Her opinion shouldnt even matter and I mean Whats the catch RT? Did she offer you "ONE NIGHT IN PARIS? Or maybe "TWO NIGHTS IN PARIS? Shes such 1ST CLASS white trash! Might as well bring in KIM KARDASHIAN and here how much that bimbo loves DISASTER MOVIE

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NEO-NOIR2X2 writes:
on Oct 07 2008 03:24 PM

I hope this stupid B*tch dies someday she doesnt deserve to live I mean with the recent passing of Great Actors this year like Heath Ledger, Bernie Mac, Paul Newman you got to ask yourself WTF is wrong with this world! Why cant worthless talent like Paris Hilton be the one too PERISH FOREVER The day this slut croaks! Is the day HOLLYWOOD will finally stop hiring PREPPY little spoiled rich b*tches to make craptacular movies

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dshaver writes:
on Oct 08 2008 05:15 AM

Paris Hilton is an exceptionally talented, capable, intelligent and sexy performer, not to mention a very interesting person. Its nice to see her continuing to develop herself, especially in new and unexpected ways.

I think it would be very cool to see her play a nerd! I'd see it. Sounds like fun!

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junta8710 writes:
on Oct 08 2008 09:57 AM

I love this. I love that. I love him. I love her...

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daylermoon writes:
on Oct 08 2008 11:19 AM

My name is Paris Hilton. I am (twenty) seven years old. I love ice cream. I love dogs. I have a sister. My favrit color is pink. My favrit movie is Theres Sumthing Abot Mary. I love geting my picher taken. I have a boyfrend. His name is Jole. We like geting our picher taken. My mom says I can be anything I want, even tho I have no skills, talint or moruls. I don't know what moruls are but I dont no why I dont have any, becus I get evrything for free. I shud ask my dad if he will by me sum. I am pritty. The end.

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TombstoneLawDog writes:
on Oct 08 2008 01:10 PM

In reply to this comment (#2068012)
I could not bring myself to care about this article, so I confess I did not read it. I was curious, as some others were, how this list is continuing to grow. Even then I could only bring myself to read this last page. While I would differ on delivery, I agree with 'Neo' on substance: there is simply no reason for anyone to pay attention to this silly, inconsequential girl who could not begin to dream of being worth the attention she is getting.

--to that end, 'dshaver' is either a) Paris Hilton, herself, sneaking a post on this board, b) a rabidly fanatical teenage girl, c) a creepy middle-aged man, or d) a gay man of any age. ...Or, if the world were more to my liking, simply someone indulging in the most blatant sarcasm conceivable.

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Darkened Rei writes:
on Oct 08 2008 01:33 PM

Vocabulary of a six year old. I mean jeez.

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fjanos writes:
on Oct 08 2008 04:28 PM

So Paris Likes classics Uh!!

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NEO-NOIR2X2 writes:
on Oct 08 2008 05:55 PM

DShaver you are GRADE A IDIOT! How can you be hypnotize by this stupid bimbos chatter OOO I luv This Ooooo I Luv That Oooo Someone quick someone quick take me to the mall so I can point at random inaminate objects and say Sh*tty Preppy Girl Catch Phrases like "Thats Hot! WTF! Seriously who ever thinks Paris Hilton is a good actress....WHOA (scracth that) A Great HUMAN BEING they deserve to be abducted, chained, and tossed down an eleavtor shaft for being such Paris "Whorish" Hilton Airheads

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calenture 19 writes:
on Oct 08 2008 07:45 PM

hmmm there are two explanations here ;

1) The girl is not all that retarded. And we can't just claim the whole world likes sparkley things if she's managed to survive so far. I think she manipulates the undeserved attention into getting the real stuff. Which DOES WORK.

You can hate her, but you already paid attention and she took it to the bank.Smart......*****.

2) She had one of her goons look up films to score points in every field -

Classiness for Hepburn - (hit the teen and classics category well)
Quirky interest for our dear Sir Scissor hands
Flare for Moulin Rouge - (gasp* she might like dance)

than balanced that out with a safe mass appeal movie and a odd one out to make it seem believable.

Aaaaargh -_- She's unstoppable.

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yodas gooch writes:
on Oct 09 2008 01:54 AM

In reply to this comment (#2056887)
I love this I love that I love this I love that

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nickdrake writes:
on Oct 09 2008 09:12 AM

better then i've thought

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GalEdge writes:
on Oct 09 2008 11:48 PM

Paris Hilton gets her own article?
This is ridiculous.
When will America stop caring?

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007 writes:
on Oct 10 2008 01:13 AM

I CANT STAND Paris Hilton. She is SO ANNOYING. Such an airhead.

I think Dave (Letterman) said it best when she arrived on his show and after talking about her show for 30 seconds, he leaned back and said "well you know thats why the rest of the world hates us", referring to her airheadness.

Dear, you are SO NOT MARILYN MONROE !

And SO NOT HOT!

Ps If you aint got a house in Malibu, STF out. ;) PEACE!

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Munsoned writes:
on Oct 10 2008 03:59 AM

i love her selection, i just love it. Its a great selection and i think i can relate to her because i too have blond her. i love it...

no, on a serious note, not a bad selection to be honest, although none would be in my top 5 but hey ho

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macintyre writes:
on Oct 10 2008 08:57 AM

???!!!!??? I am disappointed. I truly expected more from RT members. Flame all you want be she is a poster child for what is wrong with the US.

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soo writes:
on Oct 10 2008 11:58 AM

In reply to this comment (#2056808)
paris does not have the classic beauty of hepburn goes without saying

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ozzyloki writes:
on Oct 11 2008 02:45 AM

i love how she says she loves everything... maybe a bit more insight would be nice.

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jrkinnard writes:
on Oct 12 2008 11:10 AM

There is no way Paris Hilton could pay attention to something for 2 hours. After 5 minutes, she would be climbing the walls with boredom. I'd wager she's seen nothing but scenes from all these films.

But she loves those scenes!

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RUM0R writes:
on Oct 12 2008 12:23 PM

Ugh. Ten minutes of my life I'll never get back having read this. How anyone can draw a comparison between Audrey Hepburn & Paris Hilton is beyond all rational thought. Audrey personifies what it means to be a class act. All Paris personifies is being a vapid c-sucker.

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kevilind writes:
on Oct 14 2008 05:37 PM

I am a chick and Beaches sucks! The music is terrible too. Paris is a complete idiot! Yeah Yeah Sissorhands is good but no way top FIVE. The only way I can sit through Something about Mary is if I am super high. And I bet all the chihuahuas in the world paris meant to say The Breakfast Club and has never even seen Breakfast at Tiffany's. She must have seen that old Gap commercial with Audrey Hepburn and become a HUGe fan. Now I am sorry I have wasted 5 minutes of my precious life commenting on some losers pre-fed favorite movies and another 5 reading what you losers think about it!

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stevedogma23 writes:
on Nov 22 2008 03:11 AM

i dont think she even said 200 words, Mr Wockawocka. She's such a pea-minded idiot. I asked my 13 year old sister her five favourite movies, and while they weren't that good, her reasons were ten billion times better than Paris'. Go burn, you ugly hag!

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Tia S. writes:
on Apr 19 2009 10:43 AM

Girl needs to buy herself a thesaurus. Surprisingly I adore her choices.

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StonetheCrow writes:
on Apr 25 2009 02:19 AM

Paris Hilton is DUMB.

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armyofninos writes:
on Jul 26 2009 07:35 PM

Considering that this is Paris Hilton, I actually think its a respectable list. Ask any of her ditzy fans what their top 5's are, and they wouldn't come close to a list like this, yet she's obviously not trying to be pretentious at the same time. I can't believe I'm paying her a compliment.

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Katherine S. writes:
on Oct 05 2009 10:41 PM

Is it me, or does she have a vocab of a five year old?
If this skank doesn't die soon, it will be the end of the world. Now I know why Muslims hate America, people like her would have no reason to exist in the Middle East.

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