Reservoir Dogs Quotes

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    1. Nice Guy Eddie: I don't even know a fuckin' Jew who'd have the balls to say that.
    – Submitted by James D (24 days ago)
    1. Mr. Orange/Freddy: He's convinced me, gimme back my dollar!
    – Submitted by James D (24 days ago)
    1. Mr. Blonde/Vic Vega: Are you gonna bark all day, lil' doggie, or are you gonna bite?
    – Submitted by Alex A (19 months ago)
    1. Marvin Nash: Hey Freddy. How do I look?
    2. Mr. Orange/Freddy: [chuckles] I don't know what to tell you Marvin.
    – Submitted by Redwan A (19 months ago)
    1. Mr. Brown: Let me tell you what "Like a Virgin" is about. It's all about a girl who digs a guy with a big dick. The entire song. It's a metaphor for big dicks.
    2. Mr. Blonde/Vic Vega: No, no. It's about a girl who is very vulnerable. She's been fucked over a few times. Then she meets some guy who's really sensitive...
    3. Mr. Brown: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... Time out Greenbay. Tell that fucking bullshit to the tourists.
    4. Joe Cabot: Toby... Who the fuck is Toby? Toby...
    5. Mr. Brown: "Like a Virgin" is not about this sensitive girl who meets a nice fella. That's what "True Blue" is about, now, granted, no argument about that.
    6. Mr. Orange/Freddy: Which one is "True Blue"?
    7. Nice Guy Eddie: "True Blue" was a big ass hit for Madonna. I don't even follow this Tops In Pops shit, and I've at least heard of "True Blue".
    8. Mr. Orange/Freddy: Look, asshole, I didn't say I ain't heard of it. All I asked was how does it go? Excuse me for not being the world's biggest Madonna fan.
    9. Mr. Blonde/Vic Vega: Personally, I can do without her.
    10. Mr. Blue: I like her early stuff. You know, "Lucky Star", "Borderline" - but once she got into her "Papa Don't Preach" phase, I don't know, I tuned out.
    11. Mr. Brown: Hey, you guys are making me lose my... train of thought here. I was saying something, what was it?
    12. Joe Cabot: Oh, Toby was this Chinese girl, what was her last name?
    13. Mr. White/Larry: What's that?
    14. Joe Cabot: I found this old address book in a jacket I ain't worn in a coon's age. What was that name?
    15. Mr. Brown: What the fuck was I talking about?
    16. Mr. Pink: You said "True Blue" was about a nice girl, a sensitive girl who meets a nice guy, and that "Like a Virgin" was a metaphor for big dicks.
    17. Mr. Brown: Lemme tell you what 'Like a Virgin' is about. It's all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine, I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.
    18. Mr. Blue: How many dicks is that?
    19. Mr. White/Larry: A lot.
    20. Mr. Brown: Then one day she meets this John Holmes motherfucker and it's like, whoa baby, I mean this cat is like Charles Bronson in "The Great Escape", he's digging tunnels. Now, she's gettin' the serious dick action and she's feeling something she ain't felt since forever. Pain. Pain.
    21. Joe Cabot: Chew? Toby Chew?
    22. Mr. Blonde/Vic Vega: It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt her, you know, her pussy should be Bubble Yum by now, but when this cat fucks her it hurts. It hurts just like it did the first time. You see the pain is reminding a fuck machine what it once was like to be a virgin. Hence - "Like a Virgin".
    23. Joe Cabot: Wong?
    – Submitted by THGhost . (19 months ago)
    1. Mr. Blonde/Vic Vega: Eddie, if you keep talkin' like a bitch, I'm gonna slap you like a bitch.
    – Submitted by Kia M (20 months ago)
    1. Joe Cabot: Wait a minute, who didn't throw in?
    2. Mr. Orange/Freddy: Mr. Pink.
    3. Joe Cabot: Mr. Pink? Why didn't you throw in?
    4. Mr. Orange/Freddy: He don't tip.
    5. Joe Cabot: He don't tip? What do you mean you don't tip?
    6. Mr. Orange/Freddy: He don't believe in it.
    7. Joe Cabot: Shut up.
    – Submitted by William C (20 months ago)
    1. Joe Cabot: Hey, who didn't throw in?
    2. Mr. Orange/Freddy: Mr. Pink.
    – Submitted by Quintin H (21 months ago)
    1. Mr. Pink: Do they have a sheet on you where you're from?
    2. Mr. White/Larry: Yeah.
    3. Mr. Brown: Well that's that then man. I mean Jesus Christ, I was worried about mugshot possibilities as it was. Now he knows A. Your name, B. What you look like, C. Where you're from and D. What your specialty is.
    – Submitted by William C (22 months ago)
    1. Mr. Pink: Look, Mr. White...
    2. Mr. White/Larry: Enough of this Mr. White shit!
    – Submitted by William C (22 months ago)
    1. Mr. Orange/Freddy: Larry... I'm a cop.
    – Submitted by Arjun J (22 months ago)
    1. Nice Guy Eddie: If you fucking beat this prick long enough, he'll tell you he started the goddamn Chicago fire, now that don't necessarily make it fucking so!
    – Submitted by Arjun J (22 months ago)
    1. Mr. Blonde/Vic Vega: Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you gonna bite?
    – Submitted by Alex K (23 months ago)
    1. Mr. Pink: Yeah she was nice, but she wasn't anything special.
    2. Mr. Blue: What's special? Takin' you in the back and suck your dick?
    3. Nice Guy Eddie: I'd go over twelve percent for that.
    – Submitted by Troy M (24 months ago)
    1. Mr. Blonde/Vic Vega: Are you gonna bark all day little doggy, or are you gonna bite?
    – Submitted by Troy M (24 months ago)
    1. Joe Cabot: All right ramblers, let's get ramblin'.
    – Submitted by Troy M (24 months ago)
    1. Mr. Pink: I didn't create the situation, I'm just dealing with it!
    – Submitted by Nick L (24 months ago)
    1. Mr. Pink: Is it bad?
    2. Mr. White/Larry: ....as opposed to good?
    – Submitted by Directors C (2 years ago)
    1. Mr. Pink: I don't wanna kill anybody. But if I gotta get out that door, and you're standing in my way, one way or the other, you're gettin' outta my way.
    – Submitted by Lucas M (2 years ago)
    1. Mr. Pink: Do you know what this is? It's the world's smallest violin playing just for the waitresses.
    – Submitted by Lucas M (2 years ago)
    1. Mr. Brown: [after Joe assigns names] Yeah, yeah, but 'Mr. Brown'? That's little too close to "Mr. Shit".
    2. Mr. Pink: Yeah, 'Mr. Pink' sounds like 'Mr. Pussy'. Tell you what, let me be Mr. Purple. That sounds good to me. I'm Mr. Purple.
    3. Joe Cabot: You're *not* Mr. Purple. Somebody from another job's Mr. Purple. You're Mr. Pink!
    – Submitted by Lucas M (2 years ago)
    1. Mr. Pink: I can say I definitely didn't do it because I know what I did or didn't do. But I cannot definitely say that about anybody else, 'cause I don't definitely know.
    – Submitted by Lucas M (2 years ago)
    1. Mr. White/Larry: Joe, you kill that man you die next. I repeat: you kill that man, you die next.
    – Submitted by redwan a (2 years ago)
    1. Mr. Pink: I don't tip, I don't believe in it. She don't make enough money she can quit. I don't tip because society says I have to, I'll tip if someone really puts forth the effort. Tipping automatically is for the birds....She only filled my coffee cup 3 times, I want it filled 6 times.
    2. Mr. Blonde/Vic Vega: What if she is too busy to fill your coffee cup...
    3. Mr. Pink: Words, 'Too Busy,' shouldn't be in a waitresses vocabulary.
    – Submitted by Chris C (2 years ago)
    1. Mr. White/Larry: You're gonna be okay!
    – Submitted by redwan a (2 years ago)
    1. Mr. Blonde/Vic Vega: I don't like alarms, Mr. White.
    – Submitted by redwan a (2 years ago)
    1. Mr. Pink: I don`t tip because society says I have to.
    – Submitted by Daniel S (2 years ago)
    1. Mr. Pink: And why am I Mr. Pink?
    2. Joe Cabot: Because you're a faggot, alright?!
    3. Mr. Pink: Why can't we pick our own colors?
    4. Joe Cabot: No way, no way. I tried it once and it doesn't work. You get four guys, all fighting over who is going to be Mr. Black. But they don't know each other, so no one wants to back down. No way! I pick! You're Mr. Pink. Be thankful you're not Mr. Yellow.
    5. Mr. Brown: Yeah, but Mr. Brown, that's a little too close to Mr. Shit.
    6. Mr. Pink: And Mr. Pink sounds like Mr. Pussy! How about Mr. Purple? That sounds good to me, I'll be Mr. Purple.
    7. Joe Cabot: You're not Mr. Purple. Some guy on some other job is Mr. Purple! You're Mr. Pink!
    8. Mr. White/Larry: Who cares what your name is?
    9. Mr. Pink: Yeah, that's easy for you to say: you're Mr. White. You have a cool sounding name. Look if it's no big deal for you to be Mr. Pink you wanna trade?
    10. Joe Cabot: Hey, nobody's trading with anybody. This ain't a goddamn city counsel meeting you know. Now listen up Mr. Pink. There is two ways you can go on the job: my way or the highway. Now what's it gonna be Mr. Pink?
    11. Mr. Pink: Jesus Christ Joe, forget about it. It's beneath me you know. I'm Mr. Pink. Let's move on.
    – Submitted by Feli Y (2 years ago)
    1. Mr. Blue: What's special take you in the back and suck your dick.
    – Submitted by John B (2 years ago)
    1. Mr. Blonde/Vic Vega: Are you gonna bark all day little doggy or are you gonna bite.
    – Submitted by John B (2 years ago)
    1. Nice Guy Eddie: Larry, we have been friends. And you respect my dad and I respect you but I will put fucking bullets right through your heart. You put that fucking gun down, now.
    2. Mr. White/Larry: God damn you, Joe. Don't make me do this.
    3. Nice Guy Eddie: Larry, stop pointing that fucking gun at my dad!
    – Submitted by Tyler H (2 years ago)
    1. Mr. White/Larry: If you shoot me in your dream you better wake up and apologize.
    – Submitted by John L (2 years ago)
    1. Mr. Brown: Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.
    – Submitted by Daniel S (2 years ago)
    1. Mr. Blonde/Vic Vega: Was that as good for you as it was for me?
    – Submitted by Elliott T (2 years ago)
    1. Mr. Pink: You're acting like a first year fucking theif - I'm acting like a professional!
    – Submitted by Pun C (2 years ago)
    1. K-Billy DJ: That was the Partridge Family's 'Doesn't Somebody Want To Be Wanted' followed by the Edison Lighthouse's 'Love Grows Where My Rosemary Goes' as K-Billy's Super Sounds of the 70's weekend just keeps on... truckin'.
    – Submitted by Robert C (2 years ago)
    1. Mr. Pink: You kill anybody?
    2. Mr. White/Larry: A few cops.
    3. Mr. Pink: No real people?
    4. Mr. White/Larry: Just cops.
    – Submitted by Kypros K (2 years ago)
    1. Joe Cabot: You have no idea what you're talking about. These people bust their ass. This is a hard job.
    2. Mr. Pink: So is working at McDonalds but you don't feel the need to tip them do you? Why not? They're serving you food but no society says 'no', don't tip these guys over there but tip these guys over here. Thats bullshit.
    3. Joe Cabot: Waitressing is the number one job for female non-college graduates. Its the one job basically any woman can get and make a living on. Reason is because of tips.
    4. Mr. Pink: Fuck all that.
    – Submitted by Alex O (2 years ago)
    1. Mr. Blonde/Vic Vega: [saying to Mr. White] Are you going to bark all day little doggie, or are you going to bite?
    – Submitted by Adam y (2 years ago)
    1. Mr. White/Larry: Toby? Toby Wong. Toby Wong? Toby Wong. Toby Chung? Fucking Charlie Chan. I got Madonna's big dick coming out of my left ear, and Toby the Jap... I don't know what - comin' out of my right.
    – Submitted by Felicia C (2 years ago)
    1. Mr. White/Larry: Give me that fucking thing.
    2. Joe Cabot: Hey what the hell do you think your'e dong?
    3. Mr. White/Larry: I'm sick of fucking hearing it. I'll give it back when we leave.
    4. Joe Cabot: What do you mean when we leave? Give it back to me now.
    5. Mr. White/Larry: For the past fifteen minutes, you've been droning on about names. Toby. Toby? [flips pages in book]
    6. Mr. White/Larry: Toby? Toby Wong. Toby Wong? Toby Wong. Toby Chung? Fucking Charlie Chan. I got Madonna's big dick coming out of my left ear, and Toby the Jap... I don't know what - comin' out of my right.
    – Submitted by Caitlin F (3 years ago)
    1. Mr. White/Larry: You shoot me in a dream you better wake up and apologize.
    – Submitted by Breno d (3 years ago)
    1. Nice Guy Eddie: [Joe pulls out his gun and aims it at Mr. Orange] [In response, Mr. White pulls out his gun and aims it at Joe] [Eddie pulls out his gun and aims it at Mr. White] Have you lost your fuckin' mind?
    2. Mr. White/Larry: Joe, you're making a terrible mistake. I'm not gonna let you make it.
    3. Mr. Pink: Come on, guys! Nobody wants this! We're supposed to be fucking professionals!
    4. Nice Guy Eddie: Larry, look. It's been quite a long time. A lot of jobs. There's no need for this, man. Lets just put our guns down, and lets settle this with a fuckin' conversation.
    5. Mr. White/Larry: Goddamn you, Joe. Don't make me do this.
    6. Nice Guy Eddie: [angrily shouting at Mr. White] Larry, stop pointin' that fuckin' gun at my Dad! [Joe shoots Mr. Orange, Mr. White shoots and kills Joe, Eddie shoots Mr. White and Mr. White quickly shoots and kills Eddie]
    – Submitted by Gavin S (3 years ago)
    1. Mr. Blonde/Vic Vega: Look kid, I'm not gonna bullshit you, O.K.? I don't really give a good fuck what you know, or don't know, but I'm gonna torture you anyway, regardless. Not to get information. It's amusing, to me, to torture a cop. You can say anything you want cause I've heard it all before. All you can do is pray for a quick death, which you ain't gonna get? Ha ha ha ha? Ah God! You ever listen to K-Billy's Super Sounds of the Seventies? It's my personal favorite. [He removes his razor]
    – Submitted by Sam B (3 years ago)
    1. Joe Cabot: C'mon, throw in a buck!
    2. Mr. Pink: Uh-uh, I don't tip.
    3. Joe Cabot: Whaddaya mean you don't tip?
    4. Mr. Orange/Freddy: He don't believe in it.
    – Submitted by Shaunak S (3 years ago)
    1. Mr. Blue: Do you know what these chicks make? They make shit.
    2. Mr. Pink: Don't give me that. She don't make enough money she can quit.
    – Submitted by Devin W (3 years ago)
    1. Mr. White/Larry: Now if it's a manager, that's a different story. Managers know better than to fuck around, so if you get one that's giving you static, he probably thinks he's a real cowboy, so you gotta break that son of a bitch in two. If you wanna know something and he won't tell you, cut off one of his fingers. The little one. Then tell him his thumb's next. After that he'll tell you if he wears ladies underwear. I'm hungry. Let's get a taco.
    – Submitted by Devin W (3 years ago)
    1. Joe Cabot: Toby, who the fuck is Toby? Toby. Toby. Think, think, think.
    – Submitted by Alfonso E. V (3 years ago)
    1. Mr. Brown: Yeah, yeah, but 'Mr. Brown'? Thats little too close to 'Mr. Shit'.
    – Submitted by Joe G (3 years ago)
    1. Mr. White/Larry: You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize.
    – Submitted by Alex A (3 years ago)
    1. Mr. Blonde/Vic Vega: If they hadn't of done, what i said not to do, they'd still be alive.
    – Submitted by Alex A (3 years ago)
    1. Mr. Pink: Your actin like a first year fuckin thief...... I'm acting like a professional!!!!!!!
    – Submitted by Alex A (3 years ago)
    1. Mr. Blonde/Vic Vega: You Gonna bark all day little dogie? or are ya gonna bight?
    – Submitted by Alex A (3 years ago)

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