Average Rating: 3.9/10
Reviews Counted: 55
Fresh: 8 | Rotten: 47
Unoriginality may be an acceptable risk in the Horror genre, but boredom is never okay.
Average Rating: 3.9/10
Critic Reviews: 15
Fresh: 2 | Rotten: 13
Unoriginality may be an acceptable risk in the Horror genre, but boredom is never okay.
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Average Rating: 2.9/5
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A self-assured Midwestern girl finds her confidence gradually crumbling as a barrage of terrifying visions prompt her to investigate a brutal murder in a supernatural thriller directed by Asif Kapadia and starring Sarah Michelle Gellar. Joanna Mills (Gellar) is a successful sales representative for a local trucking company, and though her professional life is at an all-time high, her personal life couldn't be any more troubling at the moment. Estranged from her father (Sam Shepard) and
Nov 10, 2006 Wide
Feb 27, 2007
$7.7M
Focus Features
All Critics (60) | Top Critics (16) | Fresh (8) | Rotten (49) | DVD (11)
Mellow -- nay, snoozy -- atmospherics trump actual scares, and it makes almost zero sense.
This murky psychological horror effort is not likely to inspire a return.
Time-killer chiller reps an undistinguished U.S. debut for U.K. helmer Asif Kapadia, though the undernourished script may be most at fault.
As B-level suspensers go, though, The Return isn't actively awful -- just slow and cursed with a lead who acts with her T-shirt.
The Return universally fails to establish any sense of reality, which makes it hard to register when Joanna's world starts falling apart.
The horror movie workhorse Sarah Michelle Gellar is back to chill us with The Return, a rote thriller with an intriguingly frenetic shooting style.
Buffy star is haunted by violent memories.
Built from spare parts left over by American remakes of Japanese copies of "Ringu", "The Return" is at least two steps removed from the first generation copy.
It's just a dull, mediocre, and forgettable supernatural drama with wooden performances from its entire cast...
Too polished to be truly creepy, The Return has more than enough atmosphere to keep you watching - but nowhere near enough mystery.
The Return is a slow burn that's often way too slow, feeling stretched to meet a running time that's still under 90 minutes.
a low point in the on-going battle to scare U.S. teens from their allowances
Austerely directed but shamelessly dry, uneventful and derivative.
Stick to vampires, Buffy.
[The Return] isn't creepy enough to really work properly and there's an over-reliance on sudden soundtrack noises in place of actual scares.
It proves what many people have been suspecting for a while now: SMG is a scream queen for audiences who don't like horror movies.
Adam Sussman's script is so thin you can see right through it.
She gulps a hell of a lot, her cardigan sleeves are pulled down over her hands and her forehead's slightly furrowed (not too much, mind, it could make her look old). It can only mean one thing: Sarah Michelle Gellar is acting.
If you are expecting anything new or profound to be added to the Rocky recipe then guess again - there is nothing fresh or original here, simply a wellconstructed and engagingly-performed film that will tick all the right boxes for Rocky fans.
Some scenes were really scary. Nice movie.
June 8, 2010
Super Reviewer
Utterly boring throughout, which is a shame because I feel a lot more could have been made from this storyline. I can?t really call this an anti-climax as that would suggest there a build up before hand.
March 25, 2007Super Reviewer
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