Critic Review - Film Threat

The problems with Jedi cannot be fixed even with the best digital software in the galaxy: the weak story, the bad performances, the burp jokes, and Luke's bizarre-looking hair mop.

December 6, 2005 Full Review Source: Film Threat | Comments (15)
Film Threat



John Munro

Personally I thought the acting was good in it. This one by far had the most action and it has a good story to it. Also, I like how Luke wears black, because In A New Hope he wears white, which is a more innocent color for a more innocent farm boy, in Empire Strikes Back he wears Grey which is somewhere between innocent and mature, and the black in Jedi is a symbolic way of showing Luke matured from what he was in the previous films. As for the burp jokes, the sarlac pit burping I don't even think was supposed to be a joke. It was by far very different from the other two classic Star Wars, but it was still a good movie, but I agree that storyline wise it isn't as good as The Empire Strikes back, but in other ways its as good as or better.

Feb 20 - 10:28 PM

Sidharth Eleswarapu

Sidharth Eleswarapu

Agreed. I would this under the 'good but not as amazing as it predecessors' category

Jan 2 - 08:13 AM


James Mayer

You suck big ones

Dec 3 - 02:15 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

Wow... that's a worthy comment...

Sep 30 - 10:02 AM


Link O'Fett

What the hell is wrong with the story and the acting?? And Jabba the Hutt burping once indicates the movie is full of burp jokes? And you're complaining about how Luke's hair looks? Jesus, if you're going to criticize a movie make some good points...

Dec 10 - 08:01 AM


Lateralus Grates


Apr 24 - 09:27 AM


Dylan Sigaty-Hawkes

Well you're obviously under 15 yrs old

Feb 2 - 12:49 PM

JC Martel

JC Martel

Oh yeah, Luke's hair mop really killed the whole movie for me...YOU ****IN' QUEER ! Who gives a damn about some other dudes haircut ?!? Are you kidding me ?!?

Dec 29 - 10:51 AM

Joey Jo Jo Jr Shabidu

Larry David

The url leads nowhere. There isn't a review for the film.

I hate it when RT counts ratings NOT accompanied by a review. These shouldn't count, positive or negative.

Feb 16 - 10:41 AM


Matt Browning

Review Fail

Feb 23 - 04:05 PM

El Duderino

Alex Stef

Funny surname, Gore

May 13 - 01:04 PM


Porkenstein the Great

First of all, I thought this was a very entertaining, well-made movie with a satisfying conclusion. However...

There were a few silly things in the first two movies, but there is so much unexcusable nonsense in this one that I cannot help but feel like the more impressive charecters and elements clash against the Ewoks, Jabba's wacky minions, and other such things.

May 13 - 09:16 PM

daniel r.

daniel robertson

Luke Skywalkers hair is cool as f**k in Return of the Jedi.

Oct 16 - 04:10 AM


Dylan Sigaty-Hawkes


Feb 2 - 12:48 PM

Christian Back

Christian Back

There's actually a MUCH better edit floating around out there, which I reviewed here:

Apr 8 - 11:01 PM

John Meddle

John Meddle

If only you provided actual logic. Fail review.

Sep 8 - 11:56 PM

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