Even the soft porn is a total yawn.
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08/03/09
Return to the Blue Lagoon (1991)
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Reviews Counted:20
Fresh:0
Rotten:20
Average Rating:1.9/10
Runtime: 1 hr 42 mins
Genre: Action/Adventure
Synopsis: In this sequel to the 1980 original, Richard and Emmeline, the two teens from the first film, and their infant son, set out to sea in a boat. The parents die, but the infant is rescued by a passing... [More]
Starring: Milla Jovovich, Brian Krause, Lisa Pelikan, Peter Hehir
Director: William A. Graham
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Reviews for Return to the Blue Lagoon
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A movie whose best features are its lush tropical vistas has evident limitations.
07/31/09
Return to the Blue Lagoon is a pointless spinoff of the 1980 hit, which was itself a remake of a 1949 British pic.
03/26/09
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02/18/07
Like a sex education film made by semi-liberated nuns, the movie keeps its sticky truths hidden beneath a veneer of leering cleanliness.
02/09/06
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06/25/05
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04/13/05
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01/05/04
Not even teen lust can justify watching this film.
11/04/03
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08/21/03
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07/25/03
The Fijian background looks pretty, but there's no escaping the fact that the tropical flowers and trees seem smarter and more appealing than the people.
05/20/03
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11/15/02
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08/24/02
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07/30/02
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07/25/02
Just say no.
01/01/00
Up until now, I thought it was pretty near impossible to feel nostalgia for The Blue Lagoon. But darned if life isn't full of surprises.
01/01/00
Top CriticThey had to wait over ten years to make a sequel to Randal Kleiser's Blue Lagoon (which is itself a remake of a 1949 British movie) because they had to wait for a generation who wouldn't remember how really awful the 1980 film was.
01/01/00
The sincere idiocy of this film really has to be seen to be appreciated -- not that I think there is any need for you to see, or appreciate, it.
01/01/00
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