I WILL SLAP VIN DIESEL

Just kidding. I hate Carlos Loco.
John Tyler
05-21-2013 01:37 AM

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Ashu Singh

Ashu Singh

Instead of buying tickets. Watch online at http://www.moviesonlinefree.info/watch-riddick-2013-online/

Sep 12 - 09:27 PM

Nisha Barretto

Nisha Barretto

thanks for wasting my time

Sep 7 - 12:00 PM

RoHiT

Good Looking RoHiT

Lame.

Sep 6 - 06:54 AM

Aaron Hughes

Aaron Hughes

Yes, yes you are.

Sep 28 - 09:48 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

I will slap you for this, John.

Sep 3 - 11:51 PM

Galen Mountfort

Galen Mountfort

I'm a bit gutted this wasn't serious. Cos I was planning to say you're probably some 100 pound douchebag indulging himself in a fantasy world in his mothers attic. That's what I would have said if the post was serious, as you're joking I'll say nice one you had me thinking that loser was back.

Sep 3 - 09:20 PM

Hipster Elitist Nyland

Hipster Elitist Nyland

*sigh* You must be new here, my friend.

Sep 5 - 07:31 AM

Toby Mcguire

Toby Mcguire

I'm THE REAL TOBY MCGUIRE GUYS!!!!!

Sep 3 - 09:50 AM

Nicholas Moody

Nicholas Moody

Its fake, since its spelled Toby Maguire. Nice try

Sep 3 - 02:21 PM

Nicholas Moody

Nicholas Moody

Actually, Tobey Maguire

Sep 3 - 02:21 PM

THGhost

THGhost .

You'd think somebody pretending to be Tobey Maguire would actually spell his goddamn name right.

Sep 5 - 04:01 AM

Brendan Sullivan

Brendan Sullivan

*gives you a high five*

Sep 5 - 10:14 PM

Tej Chandra

Tej Chandra

I am Batman!

Sep 6 - 02:23 AM

You You See

You You See

is VIN short for VINNY ?

Aug 30 - 01:36 PM

Nicholas Moody

Nicholas Moody

The name of the actor.

Aug 30 - 03:48 PM

Lee Augustus

Lee Augustus

His real name is Mark Vincent Sinclair. Vin Diesel is a stage name

Aug 30 - 07:17 PM

EntertainMeOrDie

Entertain Me Or TIE

You would know because all you do is look up stupid actors and masturbate to them.

Sep 2 - 08:19 PM

Michael Keppy

Michael Keppy

Look out boys, the troll is hungry.

Sep 3 - 09:24 AM

Pat ChalupaBatman

Pat ChalupaBatman

That's the best you could come up with Bubba?

Sep 3 - 02:44 PM

EntertainMeOrDie

Entertain Me Or TIE

Pat, I'd like to see you do better, which you obviously cannot.

Sep 3 - 03:29 PM

Joseph  E.

Joseph Enoch

That is the shittiest comeback I ever heard in my life, kill yourself EMOD

Sep 5 - 07:52 AM

Brendan Sullivan

Brendan Sullivan

I was about to say. Is that fucker back. He probably make a new post when the rock is in a new movie.

Aug 29 - 12:01 PM

EntertainMeOrDie

Entertain Me Or TIE

Where has he been?

Aug 24 - 11:08 AM

Lee Augustus

Lee Augustus

He was banned.

Aug 24 - 12:53 PM

EntertainMeOrDie

Entertain Me Or TIE

Good. You're next.

Aug 24 - 02:54 PM

Joseph  E.

Joseph Enoch

We hate you far more than Lee, EMOD

Aug 24 - 03:19 PM

EntertainMeOrDie

Entertain Me Or TIE

At least I have good taste in movies.

Aug 24 - 03:25 PM

Lee Augustus

Lee Augustus

Really, what make my taste so "shitty"? Especially from a man who hates Apocalypse Now and Pacific Rim.

Aug 24 - 05:55 PM

Diego Tutweiller

Diego John Rottweiler

But Pacific Rimjob was an enormous plate of ass...

Aug 24 - 09:19 PM

Lee Augustus

Lee Augustus

how is 40% an "enormous plate of ass"?

Aug 24 - 10:56 PM

EntertainMeOrDie

Entertain Me Or TIE

Lee, you like the Riddick movies. And all 822 "Fast and Furious" movies. Enough said.

Aug 25 - 12:52 PM

Lee Augustus

Lee Augustus

You liked Phantom of the Opera and gave The Last Airbender a 40%.

Aug 25 - 02:16 PM

Joseph  E.

Joseph Enoch

EMOD, you literally hate 99% of all movies. And literally no-one, not one person, here likes you. You are regarded as the worst troll in RT history. Yes, lower than Scary Movie 5.

Aug 25 - 02:20 PM

Aaron Hughes

Aaron Hughes

what does EMOD mean, anyway? (new to RT)

Aug 26 - 12:13 AM

Lee Augustus

Lee Augustus

Entertain me or die

Aug 26 - 08:20 PM

Nicholas Moody

Nicholas Moody

EMOD should've starred in the movie You're Next. With a few tweaks (changing the title to You're Next Off of Rotten Tomatoes) then that role should PERFECTLY fit him.

Aug 27 - 04:41 AM

EntertainMeOrDie

Entertain Me Or TIE

Lee. Phantom/Opera and Last Airbender? I did? Fuck, I better change that, I don't remember reviewing those. I must have been hacked.
Anyway, all you are mouthbreathers who only like highly-rated movies just because everyone else likes them, and hate movies with mixed reviews just because everyone else hates them. Learn to form your own opinions (except you Lee. You like the Ridddick and F&F movies; no one likes those. At all.)

Aug 28 - 08:24 AM

Diego Tutweiller

Diego John Rottweiler

Stop being such a fucking dickhead every waking minute of your life. Everyone has their guilty pleasures; and everyone hates some critically acclaimed movie. Can you please... for the love of God... just SHUT THE FUCK UP?

Aug 28 - 09:38 PM

EntertainMeOrDie

Entertain Me Or TIE

You can't make me, Buttweiller.

Aug 29 - 09:54 AM

John Freedomrunner

John Freedomrunner

wow, Bubba, you must be some kind of a 7-year-old genius!

Aug 30 - 12:40 PM

Diego Tutweiller

Diego John Rottweiler

If Diego Tutweiller was my real name, I might take offense. But it isn't, so I don't.

Aug 30 - 01:21 PM

Todd Garry

Todd Garry

to bad they cant ban all the 16 year olds on this site....

Sep 1 - 08:25 AM

EntertainMeOrDie

Entertain Me Or TIE

Too bad your comment is worthless. I am not 16. I am 22.

Sep 1 - 05:51 PM

Lee Augustus

Lee Augustus

No you're not, you're 12.

Sep 1 - 08:59 PM

EntertainMeOrDie

Entertain Me Or TIE

You only think that because you WANT me to be 12 because you're an ugly-ass pedophile trying to rape me.

Sep 2 - 08:39 AM

Nicholas Moody

Nicholas Moody

...

Sep 3 - 02:24 PM

EntertainMeOrDie

Entertain Me Or TIE

Suck on that, Nick.

Sep 3 - 03:29 PM

Aaron Hughes

Aaron Hughes

You just admitted you're a kid, EMOD. I thought Pedophiles only rape children

Sep 3 - 10:36 PM

EntertainMeOrDie

Entertain Me Or TIE

Aaron, your comment makes no sense.

Sep 4 - 11:02 AM

Nicholas Moody

Nicholas Moody

I just said "...." Why is that anything bad?

Sep 4 - 04:22 PM

Aaron Hughes

Aaron Hughes

I'll explain my comment then, shall I?

When I grew up, I was always told a Pedophile is someone who takes children away and rapes them. If Lee said you're 12, and you called him an "ugly-ass pedophile trying to rape me" then you are technically saying that you ARE 12. Does that make sense, or are you too retarded to even read?

Sep 5 - 12:56 AM

EntertainMeOrDie

Entertain Me Or TIE

I still don't get it.

Sep 6 - 06:36 AM

Hipster Elitist Nyland

Hipster Elitist Nyland

Aaron, I get it, but that was the dumbest insult I've ever read. I think I actually dropped a few points in IQ after reading that.

Sep 6 - 08:58 AM

Aaron Hughes

Aaron Hughes

I get that a lot. I suck at insults

Sep 20 - 10:56 PM

Hipster Elitist Nyland

Hipster Elitist Nyland

lol

Sep 21 - 11:37 AM

Lee Augustus

Lee Augustus

you mean "Doritos Locos Tacos"?

Aug 14 - 03:31 PM

The Master of Movies

The Master of Movies

Wow...

May 28 - 09:01 PM

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