Robot Jox

Robot Jox

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TUT, TANNY, GILMORE, LEVY, GIBSON, AND GOLDBLUM'S OGF COMMENTARY

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Tommy South

Tommy 'See the Treasure' South

Damn I bet I missed some funny shit here.

Sep 29 - 11:05 AM

Vincent

Do you even Jay Cutler?

Not really.

Sep 29 - 11:07 AM

Tommy South

Tommy 'See the Treasure' South

lol you make me laugh Chloe Moretz.

Sep 29 - 11:10 AM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

Eh, it was funny when it was live.

Sep 29 - 11:47 AM

Jeff Goldeneye

Life Finds a Way

Jeff's Top Ten (minus ah himself)

1. "Lois Lane approves" -Gilmore
2. "MOM! Stop fondling my asshole!" -Tanny
3. "The kids love it. "Ay, mama. That be like us on Thursdays!" -Gilmore
4. "Now he's staring in a tuxedo. Shit, son." -Diego
5. " he killed his father"

........whatever. When's this over?" -Tanny
6. "Damn, that yellow nigger PWNED her." -Diego
7. "Wanna fight"
*grabs tissues and lotion*" -Gilmore
8. "Where is the plot?!?!" -Levy
9. "TAKE IT OFF!" -Everyone
10. "You can't go around killing cops anymore."

As if you used to be able to... -Diego

Sep 29 - 09:36 AM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

"Lois Lane approves" is one of my all-time favorites. That had me laughing my ass off. I thought I was going to wake up my parents.

Sep 29 - 09:38 AM

Chase The Lost

Chase: The Lost Trollfighter

I am so angry at myself for missing this.

Sep 29 - 09:47 AM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

It was amazing, lol. Incest jokes, mom jokes, anus catchphrases, and SEPPUKUUUUUUUUUU!!! What an evening.

Sep 29 - 09:48 AM

Chase The Lost

Chase: The Lost Trollfighter

I'm actually thinking about contributing to the RC series with something totally out of my comfort zone. Like Iron Man 3 or something.

Sep 29 - 09:54 AM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

DO MAN OF STEAL YOUR MONEY.

Sep 29 - 09:56 AM

Chase The Lost

Chase: The Lost Trollfighter

*le sigh* Ok, buddy. I'll do it.

Sep 29 - 09:59 AM

Jeff Goldeneye

Life Finds a Way

Brilliant!

Sep 29 - 10:00 AM

Vincent

Do you even Jay Cutler?

Don't Snyder any more money!

Sep 29 - 10:01 AM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

THIS SHALL BE EPIC! I won't watch it with you, though. Too many memories I want to forget... but can't.

Sep 29 - 10:32 AM

John Tyler

J *

I'll watch the reactions to that RC. I'll be contributing to the Halloween and Twilight running commentaries.

Sep 29 - 11:13 AM

John Tyler

J *

BTW, I managed to find the script online and I posted it on scribd.com.

Sep 29 - 08:20 AM

Ellie J.

Goodwuin Fellas

Thank you for spoiling the movie, assholes.

Sep 29 - 08:10 AM

Jeff Goldeneye

Life Finds a Way

Seriously, Goodwuin?

Sep 29 - 08:13 AM

Ellie J.

Goodwuin Fellas

Yes, I read some of it, and Diego just fucking spoiled the rest with his review.

Sep 29 - 08:18 AM

Jeff Goldeneye

Life Finds a Way

It's a running commentary. Of OF ah course we did.

Sep 29 - 08:20 AM

Ellie J.

Goodwuin Fellas

But Diego spoiled everything.

Sep 29 - 08:21 AM

Jeff Goldeneye

Life Finds a Way

Well he ah saved you from watching a terrible movie.

Sep 29 - 08:22 AM

Jeff Goldeneye

Life Finds a Way

600

Sep 29 - 07:03 AM

Vincent

Do you even Jay Cutler?

*THE OFFICIAL BETTER THAN JOHN TYLER'S RUNNING COMMENTARY SEAL*

Sep 29 - 06:50 AM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

That counts for something!

Sep 29 - 11:47 AM

Vincent

Do you even Jay Cutler?

My honest opinion on this is that it sucked. Tanny, Ash, and John Tyler were forgettable. Diego was decent. Tyler Levy was just like Gosling in OGF, bland, and boring. Goldblum was alright. The quote were kinda lame. I only liked the "Your brother was murdered"-Goldblum and the "X-Faggots" name by Diego. I feel this would have been better if it were just Diego and Goldblum and not the other forgettable users. Especially, ones who make comments like the one below me (Ash). Overall, the only pluses here were Diego and Goldblum. Everyone else was a pain to sit through, just like the movie you were all watching.

Final score for OGF RC....2/10. Not the best. Possibly the first anus commentary with Diego. John has the all time anus commentary with his snooze-fest, Halloween V. I only read like 4 comments before I turned off my computer and left to go to the gym.

Oh, btw, I saw August Rush......I contemplated suicide.

Sep 29 - 06:44 AM

Jeff Goldeneye

Life Finds a Way

Is ah August Rush worse than Drive?

Sep 29 - 06:46 AM

Vincent

Do you even Jay Cutler?

No. Diego clearly over-hyped the film. It was bad but not Drive bad. Actually, Hard Candy is now the bar to beat to be the worst film ever.

Sep 29 - 06:47 AM

The Big Pupbowski

The Big Pupbowski

Lol. Was I really that bad?

Sep 29 - 06:57 AM

Jeff Goldeneye

Life Finds a Way

No, you were at a ah disadvantage because you ah hadn't seen it yet.

Sep 29 - 06:59 AM

Vincent

Do you even Jay Cutler?

Yes. Boring, bland, and a waste of space. Just like Gosling.

Sep 29 - 07:01 AM

The Big Pupbowski

The Big Pupbowski

Ok. I might have been bad. But there was is no way I was Gosling bad.

Sep 29 - 07:03 AM

Jeff Goldeneye

Life Finds a Way

If ah Tyler was Gosling bad he'd just write:
"...................................."

Sep 29 - 07:06 AM

The Big Pupbowski

The Big Pupbowski

Lol. Goldblim, out of 10 what would you give me in this commentary?

Sep 29 - 07:08 AM

Jeff Goldeneye

Life Finds a Way

7/10

Sep 29 - 07:12 AM

The Big Pupbowski

The Big Pupbowski

Thanks. Id give you and 8.5/10

Sep 29 - 07:13 AM

Vincent

Do you even Jay Cutler?

Levy- 0/10
Goldblum- 6/10

Sep 29 - 07:16 AM

Jeff Goldeneye

Life Finds a Way

Well at least that's a ah... fresh FRESH rating.

Sep 29 - 07:18 AM

The Big Pupbowski

The Big Pupbowski

Thers now way Im a 0! Lol

Sep 29 - 07:19 AM

Vincent

Do you even Jay Cutler?

Yeah, -0/10 (Same score Tut gave MoS)

Sep 29 - 07:20 AM

The Big Pupbowski

The Big Pupbowski

No, I wasn't that bad. Goldblum gave me a 7/10 so I couldn't have been that bad. Lol

Sep 29 - 07:21 AM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

Two things: August Rush is just an incredible load of anus. And also, why must you be such an ass to John, Levy, and Tanny ALL THE FUCKING TIME? It's gotten really old. Everyone performed admirably on this RC; are you just pissy because you didn't get a chance to participate? Or would you like to try out your OWN running commentary, so WE can be the ones who sit back and annoyingly judge everything you say? Good to hear that you enjoyed my commentary, but if you're just going to be an ass to the other users... keep your stupid comments in your pocket.

Sep 29 - 09:30 AM

Vincent

Do you even Jay Cutler?

I don't give half a shit about your stupid running commentaries. You just asked for me to post a review. I did. Don't like my opinion? Too bad, so sad, fuck you.

Sep 29 - 09:36 AM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

Whatever, man. When you give an opinion, you don't have to be such an unmitigated asshole to people. Just sayin'.

Sep 29 - 09:40 AM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

Oi, lemme tell you somethin. We didn't do this here for future reader's entertainment. We did it to amuse ourselves, mon. D'ya understand?

Sep 29 - 11:49 AM

Ash

Ash

So, I'm going to watch a movie and prepare my body for the Breaking Bad series finale tomorrow.

Sep 28 - 11:49 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

OH MY GOD I CAN'T FUCKING WAIT!!!

Sep 28 - 11:53 PM

Ash

Ash

Same, man. I've been thinking about it all week.

Sep 29 - 12:03 AM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

It'll be a mindfuck of epic proportions.

Sep 29 - 12:04 AM

Vincent

Do you even Jay Cutler?

You guys are some faggot fairy princesses.

Sep 28 - 11:36 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

Cutler! Stop being a flamer for five seconds and tell us what you think of the RC.

Sep 28 - 11:39 PM

Vincent

Do you even Jay Cutler?

Review posted.

Sep 29 - 06:49 AM

Jeff Goldeneye

Life Finds a Way

Where were you, Cutler? No one ah... hate Refn more than you.

Sep 29 - 06:19 AM

Vincent

Do you even Jay Cutler?

Out. Having a life. I don't spend time on this site during night.

Sep 29 - 06:30 AM

Jeff Goldeneye

Life Finds a Way

This is ah more important than whatever you were ah doing.

Sep 29 - 06:32 AM

Vincent

Do you even Jay Cutler?

I was at the gym. Then, I took a shower and went to a friend's house to watch August Rush. She liked it. Me, not so much. My review of this commentary is up!

Sep 29 - 06:45 AM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

Jesus. 554 posts. This is a classic.

Sep 28 - 11:30 PM

John Tyler

J *

It is, isn't it?

Sep 28 - 11:32 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

Ranking of my Running Commentaries IMO:

1) Only God Forgives
2) Deadly Friend
3) X-Faggot movies (classics, every one)
4) Getaway (car chase car chase car chase)
5) Movie 43
6) The Wicker Man (this one sucked, no one was on)

Remember, these are just mine. If I included ones I did not participate in, I might put Levy's North RC between X-Faggots and Deadly Friend. I've forgotten a lot of them, though.

Sep 28 - 11:37 PM

John Tyler

J *

There's also my Halloween 5 running commentary.

Sep 28 - 11:41 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

Well, I wasn't there for most of that (I had to go on an errand for an hour or so).

Sep 28 - 11:42 PM

Ash

Ash

Eating Doritos and masturbating do not count as errands, Diego.

Sep 28 - 11:44 PM

Ash

Ash

Speaking of masturbating, I think I'm going to watch Drive now.

Sep 28 - 11:47 PM

Vincent

Do you even Jay Cutler?

This is the type of shit that makes me hate you, Ash.

Sep 29 - 06:31 AM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

It's safe to say that this is my new favorite RC of all time. You guys were all great. I'd like to especially thank John Tyler for being such a good sport. The best quotes of the evening were:

"TAKE IT OFF!!!" -David Tanny
"Still a ah... better love story than Twilight." -Jeff Goldblum
"Angry-looking Asian men standing in the rain. So deep." -Diego Tut
"Asian dudes flex and ah Ryan stares. Conclusion: they ah shot without a script." -Jeff Goldblum
"Holy shit. It's happening. It just occurred to me. The more I think about the movie, and the more I look at these comments, the less I'm starting to like this movie." -John Tyler
"I couldn't hold it in anymore. Fuck Nicolas Winding Refn. Fuck this movie. Drive lost points for this drivel. GODDAMNIT WHY DID I PAY $8.00 ON THIS PIECE OF SHIT AGAIN??? FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU" -Ash Gilmore
"Damn, she's hot. +2 Tut-o-meter points." -Diego Tut
"More screaming... and blood. And screaming. And blood. And another scream. And another scream. And another. And he's still screaming. And panting. And bleeding. And screaming. Now he's moaning. Wow, this actor has some range." -Diego Tut
"Lois Lane approves." -Ash Gilmore
"'Your brother was murdered' '(stares.....)'" -Jeff Goldblum
"Where is the plot?" -Tyler Levy
"Tyler it ah only been an hour. Be patient." -Jeff Goldblum

It's a wrap, folks. I'll write a Tutillating review now.

Sep 28 - 11:22 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

I look forward to reading the official review.

Sep 28 - 11:24 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

It'll take me a while. You should check up tomorrow; don't hold your breath for it.

Sep 28 - 11:25 PM

John Tyler

J *

TWILIGHT SPOILER: Vampires sparkle in the daylight.

Sep 28 - 11:30 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

Homosexual?

Sep 28 - 11:37 PM

John Tyler

J *

Twilight buttfucks everything great about vampire lore to the fucking max.

Sep 28 - 11:40 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

Not to mention werewolves, my personal favorite mythical being.

Sep 28 - 11:41 PM

John Tyler

J *

And the acting...completely nonexistent.

Sep 28 - 11:52 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

I watched a clip. The only way I'd be able to suffer through this is if I got you guys to support me through it.

Sep 28 - 11:54 PM

Ash

Ash

I'm down to do a RC.

Sep 29 - 12:03 AM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

Damn, I forgot "Yellow Nigga" -Everyone.

Sep 28 - 11:42 PM

Jeff Goldeneye

Life Finds a Way

We sure are ah sure are witty.

Sep 29 - 06:13 AM

Ash

Ash

It's really cool that we can get together and do stuff like this. We've never even seen eachother, yet we're like best friends. That sounds sad, but it's awesome. lol

Sep 28 - 11:16 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

Hey man, as far as I'm concerned, you are. When I'm not with my real life friends, I'm on here chatting it up with ya'll. It'd be great to do more stuff like this. One of the reasons I love watching bad movies is watching them with others.

Sep 28 - 11:19 PM

Ash

Ash

Definitely. We need to hold an RT Convention or something someday. Would be interesting to see everyone in person.

Sep 28 - 11:23 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

And there needs be a screening of The Room.

Sep 28 - 11:24 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

I've been saying that! We could all meet in a location equidistant from where we live (Omaha or something) and have a get-together at the airport Hilton. Trouble is, we might end up hating each other within the first five minutes, lol.

Sep 28 - 11:26 PM

Ash

Ash

Lol, I could definitely see that. I already know Cutler will bag on my freckles and douchebaggy voice and you'll get teased for eternity for those locks of yours.

Sep 28 - 11:32 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

*Whips hair back and forth* Yyyyyyyup.

Sep 28 - 11:37 PM

Ash

Ash

That came out wrong. What I meant was it's interesting that we all seem to be genuine friends, when on other forums and forum sites people just argue and post porn links.

Sep 28 - 11:20 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

I agree. This forum is the one refuge on the internet from stupidity. We are the hopeless minority. Power, brother.

Sep 28 - 11:23 PM

Ash

Ash

Power. Us millennials gotta stick together.

Sep 28 - 11:26 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

FIGHTING FOR ALL ETERNITY AGAINST PEOPLE LIKE ROSHIT AND BRENDAN SULLIVAN!

Sep 28 - 11:27 PM

Ash

Ash

FUCK YEAH! *high five*

Sep 28 - 11:31 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

*High five creates sonic boom, leveling mountains and cities across the globe*

Sep 28 - 11:38 PM

Ash

Ash

*also causes Nicolas Winding Refn's anus to tear from the inside out*

Sep 28 - 11:41 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

You know it, Gilmore!

Sep 28 - 11:43 PM

Ash

Ash

He'd probably like it too. Creepy bastard.

Sep 28 - 11:45 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

"Pain in my anus... turns me on..." -Nicolas Winding Refn

Sep 28 - 11:54 PM

John Tyler

J *

Hey, Ash, take a look at my review of The Room.

Sep 28 - 11:23 PM

Ash

Ash

I read it earlier. Great stuff. I also really liked your comment on how basically any rating works for that movie.

Sep 28 - 11:27 PM

John Tyler

J *

Not just any rating, but also EVERY rating.

Sep 28 - 11:31 PM

Jeff Goldeneye

Life Finds a Way

Good night, all.

Sep 28 - 11:12 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

Night, Jeff. Hope you had fun.

Sep 28 - 11:13 PM

Jeff Goldeneye

Life Finds a Way

I did. I ah hope to do it again soon.

Sep 28 - 11:14 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

Night ah night.

Sep 28 - 11:13 PM

Ash

Ash

Have a good one, Jeff.

Sep 28 - 11:14 PM

Ash

Ash

Final Score: 3/10
Beautiful music and cinematography, but has wooden acting, zero plot, every character is a throwaway character, like 3 lines of dialogue, and overly violent. Only God Forgives is a mess, especially when compared to Drive.

Sep 28 - 11:10 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

Let's have a little post-game commentary, guys. What were all of your scores for it? And John, what is your revised score (if you wish to change it)?

Sep 28 - 11:08 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

1/10 for me.

Sep 28 - 11:10 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

So not even the cinematography did anything for you, huh?

Sep 28 - 11:11 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

Yeah, the cinematography is great. So is the music. BUT, I detest everything else. Loathe might be a better word. I hate this fucking movie.

Sep 28 - 11:12 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

It's infuriatingly snobby, I agree. Time to write a Tut Review.

Sep 28 - 11:14 PM

Jeff Goldeneye

Life Finds a Way

2/10 Disgusting, pointless but ah mercifully short.

Sep 28 - 11:10 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

Agreed.

Sep 28 - 11:13 PM

John Tyler

J *

6/10
It's okay. Good music. Fantastic cinematography. The God-Cop was interesting. But there's rarely any dialogue, the violence, while brutal, can get a bit repetitive and gratuitous, and Ryan Gosling doesn't seem to have any emotion. Why in the holy name of scrote lick did I give this 10/10 when I first saw it? You know your movie has problems when even I'm questioning why I gave it 10/10 at first.

Sep 28 - 11:15 PM

John Tyler

J *

The acting isn't much, but I wouldn't say everything about the movie was bad. There were some parts now and then that I kinda liked, but that's about it.

Sep 28 - 11:17 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

I thought you were going to do a review.

Sep 28 - 11:24 PM

John Tyler

J *

I'll do a review of OGF sometime.

Sep 28 - 11:29 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

I'm glad you can look back and see it's flaws. Maybe if you did that with more movies, you would be more selective with the 10/10's you give.

Sep 28 - 11:23 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

^^ FUCKING THIS.

Sep 28 - 11:26 PM

John Tyler

J *

500 COMMENTS!

Sep 28 - 11:08 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

I just realized this was dedicated to Alejandro Jodorowsky...I'd be pissed if I were him.

Sep 28 - 11:07 PM

Ash

Ash

We did it, guys! I gotta say, that was fun. We should make this like a weekly thing. New bad movie every week at a designated day and time.

Sep 28 - 11:07 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

Next weekend: Pick one:

1) Twilight
2) Batman and Robin
3) Avatar: The Last Airbender

Sep 28 - 11:07 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

Twilight. Let's do it.

Sep 28 - 11:08 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

Shiiiit, yellow nigga.

That's my new catchphrase.

Sep 28 - 11:09 PM

Jeff Goldeneye

Life Finds a Way

To be honest I ah don't think there is ah much that ah other people haven't already said.

Sep 28 - 11:09 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

It's the most-requested Tut Review of all time.

Sep 28 - 11:10 PM

Ash

Ash

Sounds like a plan.

Sep 28 - 11:13 PM

John Tyler

J *

Fuck Twilight. I'm watching the reactions.

Sep 28 - 11:18 PM

John Tyler

J *

Batman & Robin

Sep 28 - 11:09 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

I'm up for it. I just got to know in advance.

Sep 28 - 11:07 PM

Jeff Goldeneye

Life Finds a Way

I would ah happy do it again.

Sep 28 - 11:08 PM

Jeff Goldeneye

Life Finds a Way

I would be ah happy to do it ah do it again.

Sep 28 - 11:08 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

This was some of the most fun I've ever had on RT.

Sep 28 - 11:09 PM

Jeff Goldeneye

Life Finds a Way

It was ah worth staying up until 2AM for.

Sep 28 - 11:11 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

I sure hope so, lol.

Sep 28 - 11:24 PM

The Big Pupbowski

The Big Pupbowski

Im down with that.

Sep 29 - 08:14 AM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

85:02-- Well, it's over. What an enormous load of pretentious anus.

Sep 28 - 11:05 PM

Jeff Goldeneye

Life Finds a Way

Score?

Sep 28 - 11:05 PM

John Tyler

J *

1/10. The anus of cinema.

Sep 28 - 11:07 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

Surprisingly, I'm thinking a 2/10. Awful and pretentious, but the beautiful way in which it was filmed ups the score a little for me. You know how I respect camerawork and cinematography with movies like this. Too bad that was the only redeeming quality of it.

Sep 28 - 11:07 PM

John Tyler

J *

How about a 1.5?

Sep 28 - 11:11 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

Can't do half-scores on RT, unfortunately.

Sep 28 - 11:24 PM

Jeff Goldeneye

Life Finds a Way

It's ah over. It's done.

Sep 28 - 11:05 PM

Ash

Ash

Alright folks, that was Only God Forgives.

Sep 28 - 11:05 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

Welp...it's over folks! We did it!

Sep 28 - 11:05 PM

Ash

Ash

Ending explained: God is forgiving Julian of his sins, by cutting off what he committed his sins with. His hands.

Sep 28 - 11:03 PM

Jeff Goldeneye

Life Finds a Way

>:(

Sep 28 - 11:04 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

Yeah, that's what I figured... not like it makes sense or anything.

Sep 28 - 11:04 PM

John Tyler

J *

Only God Forgives

EXTENDED ENDING: Julian and the prostitute get married, and in the last scene, she feeds Julian pudding.

Sep 28 - 11:06 PM

Jeff Goldeneye

Life Finds a Way

John... stop... please.

Sep 28 - 11:07 PM

Ash

Ash

Really wish they would've kept that in.

Sep 28 - 11:07 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

That... is the most homosexual thing I have ever heard in my life.

Sep 28 - 11:08 PM

John Tyler

J *

So the pudding is a flamer.

Sep 28 - 11:10 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

Lol yup.

Sep 28 - 11:24 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

83:22-- More karaoke...

Sep 28 - 11:03 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

83:03-- HANDS AND A SWORD. SHIIIIIIT, YELLOW NIGGA.

Sep 28 - 11:03 PM

Jeff Goldeneye

Life Finds a Way

I've ah got to hand it to Refn... he's ah really come in handy as a ah director. Ryan Gosling is ah really hand-some too.

Sep 28 - 11:03 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

It was really well Handled.

Sep 28 - 11:03 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

Sep 28 - 11:04 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

82:25-- And now they're in a forest. Huh. That's... a thing.

Sep 28 - 11:02 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

82:12-- HANDS AGAIN.

Sep 28 - 11:02 PM

Ash

Ash

80:40-- Really, Refn? Just... really?

Sep 28 - 11:01 PM

Jeff Goldeneye

Life Finds a Way

Still a ah... better love story than Twilight.

Sep 28 - 11:00 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

I'll drink to that.

Sep 28 - 11:01 PM

John Tyler

J *

A statement has never been more true.

Sep 28 - 11:03 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

80:37-- Gosling gets AIDS from sticking his hand in his mom's open wound.

Sep 28 - 11:00 PM

Jeff Goldeneye

Life Finds a Way

Here

Sep 28 - 10:59 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

454 comments...

Sep 28 - 10:58 PM

John Tyler

J *

Holy shit. It's happening. It just occurred to me. The more I think about the movie, and the more I look at these comments, the less I'm starting to like this movie.

Sep 28 - 10:58 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

JOHN HAS BEEN ENLIGHTENED!!!

Sep 28 - 10:59 PM

John Tyler

J *

I'm not saying the movie is bad, because to me, it isn't, but it's disappointing considering I really liked Drive.

Sep 28 - 11:01 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

It's VERY bad, John.

Sep 28 - 11:02 PM

John Tyler

J *

I think the film is now okay, but I do understand why the majority of people hate it.

Sep 28 - 11:04 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

YOU GAVE IT A 10/10, YOU FUCKHEAD.

Sep 28 - 11:06 PM

John Tyler

J *

I'm starting to like it less. The score has now been dropped to a 6.

Sep 28 - 11:07 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

Excellent.

Sep 28 - 11:01 PM

Jeff Goldeneye

Life Finds a Way

Wait for it...

Sep 28 - 10:58 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

77:55-- Damn, that yellow nigger PWNED her.

Sep 28 - 10:58 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

Lol

Sep 28 - 10:59 PM

Jeff Goldeneye

Life Finds a Way

Wait for it....

Sep 28 - 10:58 PM

Jeff Goldeneye

Life Finds a Way

So does this ah cop really have nothing else to do?

Sep 28 - 10:57 PM

Jeff Goldeneye

Life Finds a Way

So does this really ah have nothing else to do?

Sep 28 - 10:57 PM

Ash

Ash

75:35-- YOU'RE A VERY DANGEROUS MOTHER! YOU FUCK YOUR OWN MOTHERFUCKING KIDS FOR FUCKITY FUCK SAKES!

Sep 28 - 10:56 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

This is supposed to be a twist.

Sep 28 - 10:56 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

" he killed his father"

........whatever. When's this over?

Sep 28 - 10:56 PM

Ash

Ash

No, Refn just doesn't know how to coherently develop his characters.

Sep 28 - 10:59 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

Really? I didn't notice.

Sep 28 - 10:57 PM

Ash

Ash

No it's not. It's surprisingly character development. He basically says, "Screw my mom." and goes against her orders. A breakthrough for him, but the audience doesn't care enough for the character to really notice.

Sep 28 - 10:58 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

There are characters? I hadn't noticed that either.

Sep 28 - 10:59 PM

Ash

Ash

I'm sorry, cutouts.

Sep 28 - 11:00 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

I thought we were supposed to be wondering why there are shot's of his hands, and then this "twist" that he killed his father with his hands explains all that, and the fact that he left America.

Sep 28 - 11:00 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

Like anyone even cares, lol.

Sep 28 - 11:01 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

This is true.

Sep 28 - 11:02 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

I guess twist is the wrong word.

Sep 28 - 11:01 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

75:22-- "We had a very special relationship."

Uh...

Sep 28 - 10:55 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

74:57-- ANOTHER ASIAN GUY... STARING...

Brought to you by Nicolas Winding Refn.

Sep 28 - 10:55 PM

Jeff Goldeneye

Life Finds a Way

"special relationship"

(laughs uncomfortably...)

Sep 28 - 10:55 PM

Jeff Goldeneye

Life Finds a Way

I think I ah need to apologize to ah every other movie I called pretentious.

Sep 28 - 10:51 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

Still less pretentious than The Master.

Sep 28 - 10:52 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

Fuck off.

Sep 28 - 10:53 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

Drive > The Master = OGF > Valhalla Rising

But they're all in the same vein of filmmaking. Pretentious shit.

Sep 28 - 10:54 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

I'm not gonna get into this right now. We're here to trash OGF.

Sep 28 - 10:55 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

Wanna fight?

Sep 28 - 10:55 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

*stares at your crotch, then nods*

Sep 28 - 10:57 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

*Boring fight scene commences*

DUHURRRRR

Sep 28 - 10:59 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

Wait...why does he keep his sword in a closet when he can just conjure it up anytime?

Sep 28 - 10:51 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

71:27-- Why is it called Only God Forgives?

Sep 28 - 10:51 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

The end. You'll see.

Sep 28 - 10:52 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

I highly doubt that, judging by the rest of this movie. Lol.

Sep 28 - 10:53 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

Ash can explain it for you, when the time comes.

Sep 28 - 10:54 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

I doubt that Refn himself could explain this.

Sep 28 - 10:56 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

70:18-- I honestly have no fucking idea what's going on.

Sep 28 - 10:50 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

68:44-- "When I was pregnant with you, you were strange, you were different."

He was... a 'special needs' child. He can't talk.

Sep 28 - 10:49 PM

The Big Pupbowski

The Big Pupbowski

And now everyones walking away and that's exactly what Im doing. This film sucked Im going to sleep night.

Sep 28 - 10:48 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

Night-night, puppy.

Sep 28 - 10:49 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

You were defeated. This truly is an awful movie.

Sep 28 - 10:50 PM

Ash

Ash

Sleep tight, buddy.

Sep 28 - 10:50 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

67:50-- K/O.

Sep 28 - 10:47 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

What is the significance of the statue? Ash?

Sep 28 - 10:47 PM

Ash

Ash

Because Refn is a pretentious asshole who wants to make hipsters rack their brains trying to figure it out.

Sep 28 - 10:49 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

GOOD ANSWER.

Sep 28 - 10:49 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

Finally, he admits it.

Sep 28 - 10:50 PM

Jeff Goldeneye

Life Finds a Way

Yes! Ash ah sees the light!

Sep 28 - 10:50 PM

Ash

Ash

I couldn't hold it in anymore. Fuck Nicolas Winding Refn. Fuck this movie. Drive lost points for this drivel. GODDAMNIT WHY DID I PAY $8.00 ON THIS PIECE OF SHIT AGAIN??? FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

MY RAGE LEVEL IS OOOOOOOOVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sep 28 - 10:53 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

Trailers = good
Movie = anus

Sep 28 - 10:56 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

67:33-- Just a random shot of the mom, I guess...

Sep 28 - 10:47 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

67:06-- FINISH HIM.

Sep 28 - 10:47 PM

Jeff Goldeneye

Life Finds a Way

I ah don't understand why the ah mother didn't grab a gun and ah shoot the cop. The ah whole point of the movie is ah her wanting him dead.

Sep 28 - 10:46 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

She pussied out.

Sep 28 - 10:48 PM

Ash

Ash

There's a point to this movie?

Sep 28 - 10:49 PM

John Tyler

J *

The god-cop is basically untouchable.

Sep 29 - 08:19 AM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

No tension to this fight at all...

Sep 28 - 10:46 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

65:31-- Can't touch this.

Sep 28 - 10:45 PM

The Big Pupbowski

The Big Pupbowski

Im going to bed after the random fight scene.

Sep 28 - 10:45 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

Okay. I honestly can't blame you.

Sep 28 - 10:46 PM

Ash

Ash

63:25-- The only great scene in this film.

Sep 28 - 10:44 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

63:42-- Cool fight music. Cool fight setting. Epic dragon head. Unfortunately, I have no IDEA why they are fighting.

Sep 28 - 10:43 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

63:02-- So was Gosling just too busy gargling Refn's dick to realize how incredibly bad the so-called 'script' for this movie was?

Sep 28 - 10:43 PM

John Tyler

J *

Gosling was in a film based on a Nick Sparks book.

Sep 28 - 10:45 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

Tell me again why we think he can act.

Sep 28 - 10:46 PM

John Tyler

J *

If you wanna know, watch The Ides of March.

Sep 28 - 10:48 PM

John Tyler

J *

As well as Blue Valentine.

Sep 28 - 10:48 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

Watch Blue Valentine. He was great.

Sep 28 - 10:49 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

I gave The Ides of March a 2/10, lol.

Sep 28 - 10:51 PM

Ash

Ash

Half Nelson, Drive, and Crazy, Stupid, Love (fuck you, I liked it)

Sep 28 - 10:48 PM

Ash

Ash

"Wanna fight"
*grabs tissues and lotion*

Sep 28 - 10:43 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

Fanboy.

Sep 28 - 10:44 PM

Ash

Ash

Okay, National Treasure.

Sep 28 - 10:45 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

Touche.

Sep 28 - 10:46 PM

Ash

Ash

Lol

Sep 28 - 10:47 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

*looks at Gosling's dick*

*nods*

Sep 28 - 10:43 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

62:30-- "Wanna fight?"

Sep 28 - 10:42 PM

The Big Pupbowski

The Big Pupbowski

Im sorry Ive had enough. Im going to bed.

Sep 28 - 10:42 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

Aw, C'mon!

Sep 28 - 10:43 PM

Ash

Ash

NEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Sep 28 - 10:43 PM

Jeff Goldeneye

Life Finds a Way

Nighty night.

Sep 28 - 10:44 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

Almost to the epic beatdown scene...

Sep 28 - 10:41 PM

Jeff Goldeneye

Life Finds a Way

The ah only scene I've ah revisited.

Sep 28 - 10:42 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

I have this track and a couple others I bought off i-tunes. I like Cliff Martinez. He did good work with this, Drive, and Spring Breakers.

Sep 28 - 10:45 PM

John Tyler

J *

He also did the music for the Robert Redford film The Company You Keep.

Sep 28 - 10:46 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

Was it good?

Sep 28 - 10:47 PM

John Tyler

J *

Yyyyyyyyyyyyyup.

Sep 28 - 10:49 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

61:26-- A stare.

Shocking.

Sep 28 - 10:41 PM

The Big Pupbowski

The Big Pupbowski

Where is the plot?!?!

Sep 28 - 10:41 PM

Jeff Goldeneye

Life Finds a Way

Tyler it ah only been an hour. Be patient.

Sep 28 - 10:41 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

Beats me!

Sep 28 - 10:42 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

Refn left his outline for the movie on Gosling's bedside table, but decided to go ahead and shoot the movie anyway.

Sep 28 - 10:42 PM

Jeff Goldeneye

Life Finds a Way

Okay... I need to admit... I ah adore the music is this ah fight scene.

Sep 28 - 10:41 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

Yeah, it's pretty groovy.

Sep 28 - 10:42 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

60:10-- One hour in, and this movie has failed to impress on any level, besides the cinematography.

Sep 28 - 10:40 PM

John Tyler

J *

Congratulations, you have another half-hour of movie left.

Sep 28 - 10:43 PM

Ash

Ash

59:20-- I need to go throw up.

Sep 28 - 10:40 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

YOU do? I'm sick as fuck. I probably shouldn't have stayed up for this.

Sep 28 - 10:41 PM

Jeff Goldeneye

Life Finds a Way

2/3 done and ah still waiting for the ah plot to arrive.

Sep 28 - 10:40 PM

The Big Pupbowski

The Big Pupbowski

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Sep 28 - 10:39 PM

The Big Pupbowski

The Big Pupbowski

Bye bye eye ball.

Sep 28 - 10:39 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

58:45-- More screaming... and blood. And screaming. And blood. And another scream. And another scream. And another. And he's still screaming. And panting. And bleeding. And screaming.

Now he's moaning. Wow, this actor has some range.

Sep 28 - 10:39 PM

Jeff Goldeneye

Life Finds a Way

John........ how could you ah find anything good in this?

Sep 28 - 10:39 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

Because he's married to Ryan Gosling.

Sep 28 - 10:40 PM

John Tyler

J *

Go fuck yourself.

Sep 28 - 10:41 PM

John Tyler

J *

I'll explain in a J-Tylerflix Review.

Sep 28 - 10:40 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

You and Gosling are butt buddies.

Sep 28 - 10:41 PM

John Tyler

J *

Is that so?

Sep 28 - 10:43 PM

Ash

Ash

58:30-- YUCK!

Sep 28 - 10:39 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

Eyeball cutting time.

Sep 28 - 10:38 PM

The Big Pupbowski

The Big Pupbowski

This scene is unintentionally hilarious to me.

Sep 28 - 10:38 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

It's just fucking awful It's monotonous, fetishistic nonsense.

Sep 28 - 10:39 PM

Jeff Goldeneye

Life Finds a Way

They ah shouldn't have kept this scene. I can hear ah Rafn jacking off behind the camera.

Sep 28 - 10:38 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

What's that puddle there?

Sep 28 - 10:39 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

57:55-- "AAAAAAAA! AAAAAAAAAA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"

Oscar-worthy dialogue right there.

Sep 28 - 10:38 PM

John Tyler

J *

We're gonna have 400 comments on this bitch.

Sep 28 - 10:37 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

56:38-- He picked up the chopsticks, gave him the death look, and walked over to him. WHAT DID HE THINK WAS GOING TO HAPPEN?

Sep 28 - 10:36 PM

Ash

Ash

56:00-- COVER YOUR PUPPY'S EYES!!!

Sep 28 - 10:36 PM

Jeff Goldeneye

Life Finds a Way

Still not as ah disgusting as the ah dinner scene.

Sep 28 - 10:36 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

55:49-- "Can somebody tell me... what the fuck this cunt is trying to say?"

Gee, I'd like to know as well, seeing as there aren't any FUCKING SUBTITLES.

Sep 28 - 10:36 PM

Ash

Ash

That's why I'm using iTunes.

Sep 28 - 10:41 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

55:24-- AN ANGRY ASIAN MAN... WITH... A GUN...

A film by Nicolas Winding Refn.

Sep 28 - 10:35 PM

Ash

Ash

54:13-- Not this scene...

Sep 28 - 10:34 PM

The Big Pupbowski

The Big Pupbowski

Wow! What a jerk. He got his perfectly clean sword dirty.

Sep 28 - 10:34 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

54:37-- More karaoke...

Sep 28 - 10:34 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

Strap yourself down for....the torture scene.

Sep 28 - 10:35 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

Wait a minute...there was no wound in one of those shots!!!!

Sep 28 - 10:34 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

And yet, there was blood on the sword. Refn logic.

Sep 28 - 10:35 PM

Jeff Goldeneye

Life Finds a Way

More singing! Why? Because ah Nicky boy Refn thinks you an ah idiot! That's why!

Sep 28 - 10:34 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

Can someone tell me where he pulls the sword from?

Sep 28 - 10:34 PM

Ash

Ash

He's god.

Sep 28 - 10:35 PM

Ash

Ash

Because he is God in this movie.

Sep 28 - 10:36 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

BEKUZ GAWD

Sep 28 - 10:37 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

Ah...I guess you're right.

Sep 28 - 10:37 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

53:30-- Sword comes out, so obligatory jungle drums must start.

Sep 28 - 10:33 PM

The Big Pupbowski

The Big Pupbowski

Now the kids staring

Sep 28 - 10:33 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

52:31-- AN ASIAN GUY... STARING... AT A KID...

A film by Nicolas Winding Refn.

Sep 28 - 10:32 PM

Ash

Ash

51:45-- I feel bad for this kid everytime I watch this.

Sep 28 - 10:32 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

Cus he's so hideous?

Sep 28 - 10:33 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

Yeah, he had to be in this movie.

Sep 28 - 10:33 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

Really ugly kid coming up.

Sep 28 - 10:31 PM

John Tyler

J *

He's as ugly as Anne Ramsey.

Sep 28 - 10:35 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

*Basketball decapitation*

Sep 28 - 10:37 PM

John Tyler

J *

SHE TRIED TO KILL THE FUCKING GOONIES! And she was mean to Danny DeVito and Billy Crystal.

Sep 28 - 10:39 PM

The Big Pupbowski

The Big Pupbowski

50:36
Am I the only one who laughed hysterically?

Sep 28 - 10:31 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

Pan beat down?

Sep 28 - 10:32 PM

The Big Pupbowski

The Big Pupbowski

Yeah

Sep 28 - 10:33 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

Nope. I laughed too.

Sep 28 - 10:36 PM

Ash

Ash

50:00-- Finally something is happening.
This must've been Refn's least favorite scene to shoot. "Not enough staring."- Refn.

Sep 28 - 10:31 PM

John Tyler

J *

I guarantee that by the time the movie's over, we'll have about 400 comments.

Sep 28 - 10:31 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

This will beat my Deadly Friend running commentary, if it doesn't flat-out double it.

Sep 28 - 10:31 PM

John Tyler

J *

On October 31st, the original Halloween with RC.

Sep 28 - 10:33 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

Will you be joining me for that?

Sep 28 - 10:34 PM

John Tyler

J *

FUCKING A, BUBBA.

Sep 28 - 10:35 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

This part with the pan is pretty funny.

Sep 28 - 10:30 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

50:36-- IT'S A BEATDOWN, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. K/O.

Sep 28 - 10:30 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

49:33-- Shooting!

Sep 28 - 10:29 PM

The Big Pupbowski

The Big Pupbowski

49:00
Like a boss

Sep 28 - 10:29 PM

Jeff Goldeneye

Life Finds a Way

Tom Cruise not in this running scene

Sin count 7980 *ding* 7981

Sep 28 - 10:29 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

48:39-- I'm hopped up on cold meds, guys. So am I just high, or am I actually seeing some of this shit?

Sep 28 - 10:29 PM

Jeff Goldeneye

Life Finds a Way

I'm sober. Wish I ah wasn't though.

Sep 28 - 10:30 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

I don't feel good...

Sep 28 - 10:31 PM

John Tyler

J *

Vomiting in 3, 2, 1...

Sep 28 - 10:32 PM

Jeff Goldeneye

Life Finds a Way

In a ah too much meds way or a ah too much crap movie way?

Sep 28 - 10:32 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

A little bit of both, lol.

Sep 28 - 10:34 PM

John Tyler

J *

Maybe it's both.

Sep 28 - 10:34 PM

Ash

Ash

48:00-- STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARING.

Sep 28 - 10:28 PM

Jeff Goldeneye

Life Finds a Way

This movie could have ah easily been done and over with in ah 20 minutes.

Sep 28 - 10:28 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

The trailer was better by far.

Sep 28 - 10:28 PM

The Big Pupbowski

The Big Pupbowski

Agreed

Sep 28 - 10:29 PM

Jeff Goldeneye

Life Finds a Way

Halfway done, ah guys!

Sep 28 - 10:26 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

Oh, merciful heaven!

Sep 28 - 10:27 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

Goody!

Sep 28 - 10:27 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

46:38-- Damn, she's hot. +2 Tut-o-meter points.

Sep 28 - 10:26 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

Hellllll yea, nigga.

Sep 28 - 10:27 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

Then again, she'll probably get raped, walking around Southeast Asia in her panties.

Sep 28 - 10:28 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

I think she puts them back on. I think that's what the scene implies.

Sep 28 - 10:29 PM

Ash

Ash

Agreed.

Sep 28 - 10:28 PM

The Big Pupbowski

The Big Pupbowski

TAKE IT OF!!!!!

Sep 28 - 10:26 PM

Ash

Ash

46:12-- "TAKE IT OFF!!!!!"
LMFAO!!!!!!!

Sep 28 - 10:26 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

45:35-- "Why do you let her treat you like that?"

"Because she's my mother."

If I had a mom like this, I would have KILLED her by now.

Sep 28 - 10:25 PM

Ash

Ash

45:30-- My favorite line is coming up...

Sep 28 - 10:25 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

TAKE IT OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sep 28 - 10:26 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE IT OFFFFFF!!!!

Sep 28 - 10:26 PM

Jeff Goldeneye

Life Finds a Way

TAKE IT OFF! ROTFL!

Sep 28 - 10:26 PM

Ash

Ash

My new favorite quote lol

Sep 28 - 10:27 PM

Jeff Goldeneye

Life Finds a Way

Only laugh in the ah movie coming.

Sep 28 - 10:25 PM

The Big Pupbowski

The Big Pupbowski

Shes talking about her sons cocks. What?

Sep 28 - 10:24 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

TMI LADY...TMI!

Sep 28 - 10:24 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

44:33-- "Billy was everything Julian wanted to be."

Dat wordy exposition.

Sep 28 - 10:24 PM

Ash

Ash

44:10-- She definitely has screwed her sons.
Refn is such a creep.

Sep 28 - 10:24 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

44:15-- She is now comparing the respective sizes of her son's penises. WHAT IN THE FUCK IS GOING ON?

Sep 28 - 10:24 PM

Ash

Ash

Lois Lane approves.

Sep 28 - 10:25 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

Dick measuring FTW!

Sep 28 - 10:27 PM

Jeff Goldeneye

Life Finds a Way

Excuse me... (barfing session begins)

Sep 28 - 10:23 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

43:40-- This woman is a horrible actress.

Sep 28 - 10:23 PM

Jeff Goldeneye

Life Finds a Way

WHY DO YOU LET HER TALK TO HER LIKE THIS! YOU WEAKLING! SFDJKHFMJLNTYBSDKJRMVFDSRFTMBLDMSFMBDTFIF,GBUMLTREW

Sep 28 - 10:23 PM

The Big Pupbowski

The Big Pupbowski

Im sorry but Ive had enough. Im gonna go to sleep soon.

Sep 28 - 10:23 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

42:33-- "How many cocks can you 'entertain' with that cute little cum dumpster of yours?"

Why, again, did he want her to meet his mom?

Sep 28 - 10:22 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

That's a great question. One Refn never though of.

Sep 28 - 10:23 PM

John Tyler

J *

He wanted to show his mom that she isn't the only woman in his life and that she'll never be the only woman in his life, so he got this chick, had her pretend to be his girlfriend, and he wanted her to meet his mom.

Sep 28 - 10:24 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

If I had a mom like this... I certainly wouldn't bring people over to see her.

Sep 28 - 10:25 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

Shut up.

Sep 28 - 10:25 PM

John Tyler

J *

I'll explain why I like OGF in a J-Tylerflix Review.

Sep 28 - 10:28 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

No, when the movie is over, give us a mini review on this thread.

Sep 28 - 10:30 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

Fucka you.

Sep 28 - 10:30 PM

Ash

Ash

42:30-- Said the bitch who fucks her sons.

Sep 28 - 10:22 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

42:12-- Now he's staring in a tuxedo. Shit, son.

Sep 28 - 10:22 PM

Ash

Ash

*gets the lotion*

Sep 28 - 10:23 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

Shit's getting real.

Sep 28 - 10:23 PM

Ash

Ash

41:55-- Dat cinematography.

Sep 28 - 10:22 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

41:10-- Never mind, we're back to staring.

Sep 28 - 10:21 PM

Jeff Goldeneye

Life Finds a Way

41:05 I ah despise this upcoming dinner scene in particular.

Sep 28 - 10:21 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

Oh yes...I hate this scene too.

Sep 28 - 10:21 PM

The Big Pupbowski

The Big Pupbowski

Am I the onyl one completly lost?

Sep 28 - 10:20 PM

Ash

Ash

I've seen this film 3 going on 4 times.

Sep 28 - 10:21 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

No... you are not alone.

Sep 28 - 10:21 PM

Jeff Goldeneye

Life Finds a Way

Tyler, Nicky boy Refn made this movie to ah confuse us so he can ah feel smart. Nobody understands it because it ah can't be understood.

Sep 28 - 10:22 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

40:47-- "I'd like you to meet my mother."

Woah... he said something.

Sep 28 - 10:20 PM

Ash

Ash

40:30-- Here comes the weird shit.
Also, she is very very attractive.

Sep 28 - 10:20 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

"it's not about money"
*makes a drug deal*
So it is about money.

Sep 28 - 10:20 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

LMAO, VERY good point.

Sep 28 - 10:22 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

39:54-- So now this woman is moving cocaine? I thought she was there to see her son...? Fuck it.

Sep 28 - 10:20 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

39:40-- "You can't go around killing cops anymore."

As if you used to be able to...

Sep 28 - 10:19 PM

The Big Pupbowski

The Big Pupbowski

39:00
Sword dance

Sep 28 - 10:19 PM

Jeff Goldeneye

Life Finds a Way

Hitman not played by Jason Statham

Sin count: 1436 *ding!* 1437

Sep 28 - 10:19 PM

John Tyler

J *

I'd kill to see CinemaSins do an OGF video.

Sep 28 - 10:21 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

39:11-- I like to think that all Asian men go out every morning for a daily sword twirling.

Sep 28 - 10:19 PM

Ash

Ash

But of course!

Sep 28 - 10:20 PM

Ash

Ash

39:02-- So fucking beautiful.
But so damn pointless.

Sep 28 - 10:19 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

My favorite scene. I like the music and his sword dance.

Sep 28 - 10:19 PM

The Big Pupbowski

The Big Pupbowski

Another dog!@

Sep 28 - 10:17 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

Okay, this God-Cop just proved your innocence, and NOW you're stalking him? WTF?

Sep 28 - 10:17 PM

Jeff Goldeneye

Life Finds a Way

He ah needs to avenge his ah saint of a brother.

Sep 28 - 10:18 PM

Ash

Ash

35:33-- Finally dialogue!
But it's woodenly acted.

Sep 28 - 10:17 PM

Jeff Goldeneye

Life Finds a Way

Thoughts, so far ah Diego?

Sep 28 - 10:16 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

Well, it's not FULL-ON ANUS, because the plot hasn't yet had a chance to cohere.

*Looks at watch*

Oh wait, it's had FORTY FUCKING MINUTES.

Sep 28 - 10:18 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

35:23-- Interesting stuff here, guys. Gosling has a scar on his left eyebrow. Now, not only does Joe, the main character in the Galaxy Trilogy, has a scar on THAT SAME EYEBROW... but John Tyler recommended Gosling for Joe. The moral of the story: John can FUCKING READ MINDS.

Sep 28 - 10:16 PM

John Tyler

J *

Someone make me join the Justice League!

Sep 28 - 10:17 PM

Ash

Ash

I recommended Gosling as well.

Sep 28 - 10:18 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

Okay, I'm really tired and doped up on cold medication... I literally typed 'have' the first time, and then I went back TO FUCKING CHANGE IT TO 'HAS!' I'm losing my mind.

Sep 28 - 10:19 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

.........................................................when?

Sep 28 - 10:16 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

35:23-- Interesting stuff here, guys. Gosling has a scar on his left eyebrow. Now, not only does Joe, the main character in the Galaxy Trilogy, have a scar on THAT SAME EYEBROW... but John Tyler recommended Gosling for Joe. The moral of the story: John can FUCKING READ MINDS.

Sep 28 - 10:16 PM

John Tyler

J *

When you get to the next scene of staring, take a look at this:
http://imaginecasting.com/titles/results/9893/the-future-upon-us/

Sep 28 - 10:16 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

"Everything looks beautiful."

OGF reference? Lol.

Sep 28 - 10:17 PM

John Tyler

J *

A bit of a reference.

Sep 28 - 10:18 PM

Jeff Goldeneye

Life Finds a Way

"Your brother was murdered"
"(stares.....)"

Sep 28 - 10:15 PM

The Big Pupbowski

The Big Pupbowski

Huh! Dialogue!

Sep 28 - 10:15 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

34:43-- Okay, we get it... this guy stares a lot.

Sep 28 - 10:14 PM

The Big Pupbowski

The Big Pupbowski

Slapped

Sep 28 - 10:14 PM

The Big Pupbowski

The Big Pupbowski

33:37
huge muscles. What does that have to do with the story.

Sep 28 - 10:14 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

34:16-- BITCH SLAP.

Sep 28 - 10:14 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

That's some great sound editing.

Sep 28 - 10:15 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

33:37-- Uh... suddenly, we have guys who are 99/100ths naked, ladies and gentlemen. Plus another shot of Gosling's hands.

Sep 28 - 10:13 PM

The Big Pupbowski

The Big Pupbowski

If the plot was as good as the music this movie would be incredible.

Sep 28 - 10:13 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

Music, good. Cinematography, Great. Everything else? SHIT.

Sep 28 - 10:14 PM

Ash

Ash

32:00-- So fucking beautiful. The music, the cinematography. oh so, perfect.

Sep 28 - 10:12 PM

Jeff Goldeneye

Life Finds a Way

These 2 have such great ah chemistry don't they?

Sep 28 - 10:12 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

They're beautiful together...

Sep 28 - 10:13 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

I will send someone $100 if they can explain this scene to me.

Sep 28 - 10:12 PM

Jeff Goldeneye

Life Finds a Way

Asian dudes flex and ah Ryan stares.

Conclusion: they ah shot without a script.

Sep 28 - 10:13 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

But then the scene just abruptly ends!

Sep 28 - 10:14 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

Honest trailers should do an OGF video. And then have a montage of all the hand shots.

Sep 28 - 10:12 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

32:04-- HANDS AGAIN!

Sep 28 - 10:12 PM

Jeff Goldeneye

Life Finds a Way

Such pretty music and ah camerawork... shame about the ah movie.

Sep 28 - 10:12 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

31:19-- "Ayll faynd him."

What is this Scottish guy doing here?

Sep 28 - 10:11 PM

John Tyler

J *

Because plotline?

Sep 28 - 10:13 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

This guy talking to his mom is a terrible actor...

Sep 28 - 10:11 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

HIS FACIAL EXPRESSION NEVER CHANGES!

Sep 28 - 10:12 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

Yeah, it's stupid. What a shock.

Sep 28 - 10:13 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

This thread is already one of the most commented-on in all of Robot Jox. And we're only half an hour in.

Sep 28 - 10:10 PM

The Big Pupbowski

The Big Pupbowski

ha That's awesome.

Sep 28 - 10:11 PM

The Big Pupbowski

The Big Pupbowski

Throat slit

Sep 28 - 10:10 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

Everyone has to die via blade in this movie.

Sep 28 - 10:11 PM

Ash

Ash

29:47
Um.........

Sep 28 - 10:10 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

29:24-- "Yellow nigger."

So, Asians are now yellow niggers? I suppose Mexicans are brown niggers? Indians are red niggers? Muslims are sand niggers?

Could this movie POSSIBLY get stupider?

Sep 28 - 10:10 PM

Ash

Ash

28:00
"I'm sure he had his reasons."
I guess I shouldn't be surprised considering she fucks her own kids.

Sep 28 - 10:09 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

Yellow nigger?

Sep 28 - 10:09 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

YEAH, WHAT THE FUCK?

Sep 28 - 10:10 PM

Jeff Goldeneye

Life Finds a Way

Our hero, gents. He ah is a mommy's boy who's off to seek revenge for his ah pedo, murderous brother.

Sep 28 - 10:09 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

28:35-- "Billy raped and killed a 16-year-old girl."

"Well, I'm sure he had his reasons."

FUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

Sep 28 - 10:09 PM

Jeff Goldeneye

Life Finds a Way

"DURP OK MOMMY I GESS YOU RITE!"

Sep 28 - 10:11 PM

The Big Pupbowski

The Big Pupbowski

That's his mom! Oh lord!

Sep 28 - 10:09 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

MOM! Stop fondling my asshole!

Sep 28 - 10:08 PM

Jeff Goldeneye

Life Finds a Way

It's ah even worse with your ah Nic Cage picture.

Sep 28 - 10:10 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

MOM! Stop fondeling my asshole!

Sep 28 - 10:08 PM

Ash

Ash

26:52-- There's the Gosling I know and love.
27:00-- Aaaaand it's gone.

Sep 28 - 10:07 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

27:22-- Yeah... I think this guy has been fucking his mom.

Sep 28 - 10:07 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

25:57-- INCEPTION! BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, BWAAAAAAAAAAA!!! BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Sep 28 - 10:07 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

LOL Goslings face in the hallway...

Sep 28 - 10:07 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

"Duhurr... stare..."

Sep 28 - 10:08 PM

Jeff Goldeneye

Life Finds a Way

I'm sure ah in the deep south they ah don't see the problem with this scene.

Sep 28 - 10:07 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

They feel right at home.

Sep 28 - 10:07 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

Speaking of which, Leo isn't on anymore, seems like.

Sep 28 - 10:08 PM

Ash

Ash

The kids love it.
"Ay, mama. That be like us on Thursdays!"

Sep 28 - 10:08 PM

John Tyler

J *

ROFL!

Sep 28 - 10:10 PM

The Big Pupbowski

The Big Pupbowski

Wow John, how did you like this?

Sep 28 - 10:07 PM

John Tyler

J *

I'll explain in a J-Tylerflix Review.

Sep 28 - 10:09 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

26:13-- More shots of long corridors and hallways.

Sep 28 - 10:06 PM

Ash

Ash

25:22-- Ryan Gosling, your awesome and all, but can you at least try to emote?

Sep 28 - 10:06 PM

The Big Pupbowski

The Big Pupbowski

25:26
staring into a mirror.

Sep 28 - 10:06 PM

Jeff Goldeneye

Life Finds a Way

Refn high as f***
Thinking he's Kubrick and s***

Sep 28 - 10:05 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

25:41-- THERE'S BLOOD ON HIS HANDS. SO MUCH SYMBOLISM.

Sep 28 - 10:05 PM

The Big Pupbowski

The Big Pupbowski

24:31
I have no idea what there saying!

Sep 28 - 10:05 PM

Jeff Goldeneye

Life Finds a Way

I ah don't know what just happened in the ah shed scene. Maybe one of the ah enlightened Refn fanboys can ah help me.

Sep 28 - 10:04 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

The dude told them about God-Cop, and Gosling spared his life...for...some reason. And then Gosling had visions of...a sword...yeah.

Sep 28 - 10:06 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

Ugh...so pretentious...

Sep 28 - 10:04 PM

Ash

Ash

23:11-- Yeah! Finally something happens! Wait... they CUT OUT THE FUCKING DIALOGUE???????? THE FUCK, REFN???

Sep 28 - 10:04 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

23:50-- I am Durden's boredom.

Sorry, I just watched Fight Club. Too bad this was the follow-up.

Sep 28 - 10:04 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

23:02-- "Ask him why he killed my brother."

Well, if your brother is anything like you, fuckhead, I think the reasoning is obvious.

Sep 28 - 10:03 PM

The Big Pupbowski

The Big Pupbowski

Lol

Sep 28 - 10:03 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

More standing around and starring...and the dog is licking it's balls...

Sep 28 - 10:02 PM

The Big Pupbowski

The Big Pupbowski

21:33
Doggie

Sep 28 - 10:02 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

PUPPY!!!

Sep 28 - 10:02 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

21:38-- Wow, this has great cinematography. Bummer that everything else about it sucks.

Sep 28 - 10:01 PM

Jeff Goldeneye

Life Finds a Way

So much... stariiiiiiiiiiiiiing

Sep 28 - 10:01 PM

The Big Pupbowski

The Big Pupbowski

"Whats your problem" This film.

Sep 28 - 10:01 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

10/10.

Sep 28 - 10:01 PM

Ash

Ash

19:55-- MILF ALERT!

Sep 28 - 10:00 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

Who fucks her sons...

Sep 28 - 10:01 PM

Ash

Ash

Well, fuck...

Sep 28 - 10:02 PM

John Tyler

J *

Yeah, I'm gonna go put a drill through her pussy now...

Sep 28 - 10:03 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

What?

Sep 28 - 10:04 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

20:28-- WOAH, DIALOGUE! Not only that, but in English, too!

Sep 28 - 10:00 PM

Jeff Goldeneye

Life Finds a Way

Look guys it's the ah only person who is actually trying to act!

Sep 28 - 10:00 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

She over-acts though...

Sep 28 - 10:01 PM

Jeff Goldeneye

Life Finds a Way

Yes but she is ah so much better than everyone else here.

Sep 28 - 10:02 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

Agreed.

Sep 28 - 10:03 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

19:48-- Mysterious and dark scene change.

Sep 28 - 09:59 PM

Jeff Goldeneye

Life Finds a Way

And it's ah time to watch god sing! Take it away!

Sep 28 - 09:59 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

If God chose to manifest himself in an Earthly form, I doubt he would choose to become a bad Southeast Asian karaoke singer.

Sep 28 - 10:01 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

19:06-- Karaoke... because fuck logic.

Sep 28 - 09:59 PM

Ash

Ash

18:31-- Still better than One Direction.

Sep 28 - 09:59 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

Absolutely. His hair is better, too.

Sep 28 - 09:59 PM

John Tyler

J *

^^THIS^^

Sep 28 - 10:00 PM

The Big Pupbowski

The Big Pupbowski

This song is worse than the one in North.

Sep 28 - 09:59 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

18:26-- Oh, he had a brother? Well, too bad he's dead. Maybe there would have been some emotional impact if we had FUCKING SEEN THE GUY.

Sep 28 - 09:58 PM

Jeff Goldeneye

Life Finds a Way

He's the ah pedophile.

Sep 28 - 09:59 PM

The Big Pupbowski

The Big Pupbowski

I know. We didn't even know he excisted.

Sep 28 - 09:59 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

He was the guy who got killed in the beginning.

Sep 28 - 10:00 PM

Jeff Goldeneye

Life Finds a Way

He's the ah pedo.

Sep 28 - 10:00 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

Karaoke time!

Sep 28 - 09:58 PM

Ash

Ash

17:57-- WOW. Is he a terminator or something?

Sep 28 - 09:58 PM

The Big Pupbowski

The Big Pupbowski

This film is terrible.

Sep 28 - 09:58 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

Ya mon.

Sep 28 - 09:59 PM

Jeff Goldeneye

Life Finds a Way

And it's ah time to watch god sing! Take it away!

Sep 28 - 09:58 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

Is this place supposed to be heaven? Who fucking knows...

Sep 28 - 09:59 PM

Ash

Ash

17:25-- Don't ever take LSD and tie yourself to a chair.

Sep 28 - 09:58 PM

Ash

Ash

16:57-- What the fuck just happened?

Sep 28 - 09:57 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

17:21-- Ryan Gosling is now staring blankly at the camera. What. The. Fuck. Is. Happening.

Sep 28 - 09:57 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

I'm not sure anyone here right now knows.

Sep 28 - 09:58 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

17:00-- A HAND. AGAIN.

Sep 28 - 09:57 PM

Jeff Goldeneye

Life Finds a Way

"God" is ah angry that you wasted a perfectly good hooker.

Sep 28 - 09:57 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

16:33-- So, does this retard even know HOW to talk?

Sep 28 - 09:56 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

Nope. In a later scene, he lets his mom talk about his dick size in front of his hooker buddy.

Sep 28 - 09:57 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

Uh... that's support group-worthy shit right there.

Sep 28 - 09:58 PM

Jeff Goldeneye

Life Finds a Way

HE'S WALKING TOWARD A DOOR! KUBRICKIAN STUFF RIGHT HERE!

Sep 28 - 09:56 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

Fuck dem niggas who compare Refn to Kubrick!!

Sep 28 - 09:56 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

15:36-- OH MAI GAWD THERE STARING ITS SO FUCKING BEYOOTIFUL.

Sep 28 - 09:55 PM

Jeff Goldeneye

Life Finds a Way

If they ah made a supercut of ah Ryan Gosling staring we'd all be ah all be dead by the end.

Sep 28 - 09:55 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

"................................"

Sep 28 - 09:56 PM

Ash

Ash

15:00-- Dem feels....

Sep 28 - 09:55 PM

The Big Pupbowski

The Big Pupbowski

14:30
Oh lord

Sep 28 - 09:55 PM

Ash

Ash

12:52-- Oh, boy.

Sep 28 - 09:54 PM

The Big Pupbowski

The Big Pupbowski

Im sorry but I could care less about this. Im going to bed around 12:30.

Sep 28 - 09:54 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

EVEN I DON'T WANT TO FINISH THIS.

Sep 28 - 09:55 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

YOU MUST!

Sep 28 - 09:55 PM

The Big Pupbowski

The Big Pupbowski

This is worse than North.

Sep 28 - 09:55 PM

John Tyler

J *

Oh, boy LOL

Sep 28 - 09:56 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

14:27-- So, he's just watching her finger herself? What?

Sep 28 - 09:54 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

Yeeeeeuuupppppp...and then he has a vision, or some shit...

Sep 28 - 09:55 PM

Ash

Ash

Why did I waste more money on this?

Sep 28 - 09:53 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

I spent 14.99 on this...

Sep 28 - 09:54 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

You done got ripped off, son.

Sep 28 - 09:55 PM

Ash

Ash

I spent $8.00

Sep 28 - 09:56 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

Here we go...the awkward fingering scene...

Sep 28 - 09:53 PM

The Big Pupbowski

The Big Pupbowski

12:30
killed him with a machete.

Sep 28 - 09:53 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

He pulls a sword out of nowhere...

Sep 28 - 09:53 PM

Jeff Goldeneye

Life Finds a Way

Don't ah get excited this gets ah unsexy fast.

Sep 28 - 09:53 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

Yup, looks like heroin.

Sep 28 - 09:53 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

OR IS SHE TYING THOSE THINGS AROUND HIS ARMS FOR SOME OTHER FUCKING REASON? OH PLEASE, REFN, SAY IT AIN'T SO!!!

Sep 28 - 09:53 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

12:48-- SEPPUKUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!

Sep 28 - 09:52 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

12:00-- I'm really not following this at all. Does it make sense? Or am I not alone in realizing that this is just fucking retarded?

Sep 28 - 09:52 PM

The Big Pupbowski

The Big Pupbowski

Me neither.

Sep 28 - 09:53 PM

Jeff Goldeneye

Life Finds a Way

Asian guy is ah God. He ah lets the father find his daughter's murderer and ah like ah idiot is surprised when ah kills him.

Sep 28 - 09:54 PM

The Big Pupbowski

The Big Pupbowski

Is there suppost to be subtitles?

Sep 28 - 09:51 PM

Jeff Goldeneye

Life Finds a Way

Yes/

Sep 28 - 09:52 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

Yes, are you not getting any?

Sep 28 - 09:52 PM

The Big Pupbowski

The Big Pupbowski

No

Sep 28 - 09:53 PM

Ash

Ash

10:55-- That guy went berzerk.

Sep 28 - 09:51 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

11:19-- OH SHIT, NOW THE ASIAN GUY IS KNEELING. DAMN, SON.

Sep 28 - 09:51 PM

John Tyler

J *

LOL

Sep 28 - 09:52 PM

Jeff Goldeneye

Life Finds a Way

WHAT DID YOU EXPECT HIM TO DO YOU IDIOT?? OF COURSE HE KILLED HIM!

Sep 28 - 09:50 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

The cinematography is beautiful, but Jesus, is it ever wasted on this garbage...

Sep 28 - 09:50 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

10:20-- Angry-looking Asian men standing in the rain. So deep.

Sep 28 - 09:50 PM

Ash

Ash

Too bad there are no subtitles.

Sep 28 - 09:50 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

The cinematography is beautiful, but Jesus, if it's ever wasted.

Sep 28 - 09:50 PM

Ash

Ash

8:52-- Yuck.

Sep 28 - 09:49 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

8:26-- Dead hooker. So... is there a plot to this movie, or is it just shit like this for 90 minutes?

Sep 28 - 09:48 PM

The Big Pupbowski

The Big Pupbowski

That's what Im wondering

Sep 28 - 09:49 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

Nope. No plot. It's a total bullshit movie.

Sep 28 - 09:49 PM

Jeff Goldeneye

Life Finds a Way

Lol so naive...

Sep 28 - 09:50 PM

Jeff Goldeneye

Life Finds a Way

8:23 I ah wasn't let down this much by ah meeting "God" since Star Trek 5.

Sep 28 - 09:48 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

This cop is God, just fyi.

Sep 28 - 09:48 PM

Ash

Ash

6:00-- What a prick.

Sep 28 - 09:47 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

7:09-- Aaaand we've been looking at hands for thirty seconds now...

Sep 28 - 09:47 PM

The Big Pupbowski

The Big Pupbowski

7:07
fists

Sep 28 - 09:47 PM

Ash

Ash

Why does he want to fuck a kid so bad?

Sep 28 - 09:47 PM

The Big Pupbowski

The Big Pupbowski

That is messed up

Sep 28 - 09:47 PM

John Tyler

J *

Symbolism, controversy.

Sep 28 - 09:48 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

Because Refn.

Sep 28 - 09:47 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

6:57-- Still staring at hands.

Sep 28 - 09:47 PM

Ash

Ash

Not just any hands, Ryan Gosling's hands. *grabs tissues*

Sep 28 - 09:48 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

What was he kicking? It looked like he was dancing for a second when he broke in to that room with the chicks...

Sep 28 - 09:47 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

6:46-- HANDS.

Sep 28 - 09:46 PM

Jeff Goldeneye

Life Finds a Way

SYMBOLISM!

Sep 28 - 09:47 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

SYMBOLISM.

Sep 28 - 09:47 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

That was uncanny.

Sep 28 - 09:47 PM

Ash

Ash

5:12-- "I want to fuck a 14 year old"
THE FUCK...................................?

Sep 28 - 09:46 PM

John Tyler

J *

Yeah, that part shocked the fuck out of me as well.

Sep 28 - 09:47 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

"I wanna fuck a 14 year old"

Three people walked out of the theater.

Sep 28 - 09:46 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

5:20-- "Have you got a daughter?"

JESUS CHRIST!!!

Sep 28 - 09:45 PM

Ash

Ash

4:00 Does that statue have a dick? Man, why is my mind looking for penises?

Sep 28 - 09:45 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

5:17-- "I wanna fuck a 14-year-old."

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA???

Sep 28 - 09:45 PM

The Big Pupbowski

The Big Pupbowski

Oh my god. he wants to have sex with a fourteen year old.

Sep 28 - 09:45 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

Icky icky ick.

Sep 28 - 09:46 PM

Jeff Goldeneye

Life Finds a Way

No those are ah men.

Sep 28 - 09:45 PM

Jeff Goldeneye

Life Finds a Way

"I'm gonna meet the devil
Director's ah cameo?

Sep 28 - 09:44 PM

The Big Pupbowski

The Big Pupbowski

"Time to make the devil"

Sep 28 - 09:44 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

What does that even mean? Like, in the context of the film?

Sep 28 - 09:45 PM

John Tyler

J *

*meet

Sep 28 - 09:46 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

Woah...dialogue...

Sep 28 - 09:44 PM

Ash

Ash

2:00 Sounds like Dolphins having sex.

Sep 28 - 09:44 PM

The Big Pupbowski

The Big Pupbowski

3:30 boxing match

Sep 28 - 09:43 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

3:34-- JUNGLE MUSIC.

Sep 28 - 09:43 PM

John Tyler

J *

Let me say this again:
Well, except I usually see these RCs to watch the reactions.

Sep 28 - 09:43 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

Okay. No problem there.

Sep 28 - 09:43 PM

John Tyler

J *

Okay. For a minute, I thought Jeff, Tanny, and Gibson were gonna go ape shit on me and force me to watch the film with them.

Sep 28 - 09:46 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

2:41-- Our first dialogue is the word 'fight' and Gosling nodding inconspicuously.

Sep 28 - 09:42 PM

Jeff Goldeneye

Life Finds a Way

Where ah Dolph Lundgren?

Sep 28 - 09:42 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

2:05-- Hey, people are already getting beaten to a pulp.

Sep 28 - 09:42 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

You've seen nothing yet.

Sep 28 - 09:42 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

............

Sep 28 - 09:41 PM

Jeff Goldeneye

Life Finds a Way

Nothing screams ah pretenious like ah foreign language title cards in an English ah language movie.

Sep 28 - 09:41 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

ULTRA GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

Sep 28 - 09:42 PM

Leo Gibson

Leo Gibson

I started it. God, why am I watching this again?

Sep 28 - 09:41 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

Pretentious foreign language with no subtitles...

Sep 28 - 09:41 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

This classical music is misleading.

Sep 28 - 09:41 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

WE'RE OFF! Everybody should start.

Sep 28 - 09:40 PM

John Tyler

J *

Well, except I usually see these RCs to watch the reactions.

Sep 28 - 09:41 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

Okay, here weeeee go.

Sep 28 - 09:40 PM

The Big Pupbowski

The Big Pupbowski

I started it.

Sep 28 - 09:40 PM

The Big Pupbowski

The Big Pupbowski

1 minute

Sep 28 - 09:39 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

30 seconds. Everyone stand by.

Sep 28 - 09:39 PM

Diego Tutweiller

The Artist Formerly Known as Tutweiller

Apparently, John is on as well. This will be epic.

Sep 28 - 09:39 PM

John Tyler

J *

Well, except I usually see these RCs to watch the reactions.

Sep 28 - 09:40 PM

The Big Pupbowski

The Big Pupbowski

3rd

Sep 28 - 09:39 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

Tanny signing in.

Sep 28 - 09:39 PM

Jeff Goldeneye

Life Finds a Way

1st

Sep 28 - 09:38 PM

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