Rock of Ages Quotes

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    1. Lonny: Sniff the mic! Whoo!
    – Submitted by Tyler H (13 months ago)
    1. Lonny: Look at him now. Married to a woman who looks like she's been hibernating in Margaret Thatcher's bunghole.
    – Submitted by Tyler H (13 months ago)
    1. Stacee Jaxx: I'm a slave to rock n roll.
    – Submitted by Tyler H (13 months ago)
    1. Stacee Jaxx: I AM on stage, Paul.
    – Submitted by Tyler H (14 months ago)
    1. Stacee Jaxx: Open your mouth...
    – Submitted by Lorraine L (20 months ago)
    1. Stacee Jaxx: I'm gonna burn this place to the ground.
    2. Dennis Dupree: Why?
    3. Stacee Jaxx: So the Fire Phoenix can be set free.
    4. Dennis Dupree: ...
    5. Stacee Jaxx: I'm just kidding... you can't trap a Fire Phoenix.
    – Submitted by Alex B (20 months ago)
    1. Drew Boley: Yo, Lonny, how come you never take out the trash?
    2. Lonny: I leave that to you. You're a musician, its important that you suffer. I am talentless, suffering is wasted on me.
    3. Drew Boley: Oh yeh, when was the last time you suffered?
    4. Lonny: 6 o'clock this evening, when I got up for work.
    – Submitted by Andrew C (21 months ago)
    1. Stacee Jaxx: I'm Stacee.
    2. Sherrie Christian: Sherrie.
    3. Stacee Jaxx: Sherrie.
    4. Sherrie Christian: When my hamster died... your music really helped me through.
    – Submitted by Alan P (21 months ago)
    1. Lonnie: Why is everybody quitting today?
    2. Dennis Dupree: Who cares? This is the greatest night of my life!
    – Submitted by Baurushan J (23 months ago)
    1. Dennis Dupree: Doesn't anybody just want to work in the bar industry any more?
    – Submitted by Michael G (2 years ago)
    1. Sherrie Christian: I'm a stripper at the Venus Club!
    2. Drew Boley: I'm in a boy band!
    3. Sherrie Christian: [after a long pause] You win.
    – Submitted by Michael G (2 years ago)
    1. Sherrie: I was in love with you!
    – Submitted by Shawn H (2 years ago)
    1. Stacee Jaxx: Well let me ask you this, have those people even met themselves?
    – Submitted by Lalita C (2 years ago)
    1. Lonnie: We built this city on rock and roll!
    – Submitted by Lalita C (2 years ago)
    1. Justice Charlier: Koniac! Brandy!
    2. Sherrie: Oh no, I don't mix my drinks.
    3. Justice Charlier: No, no, no, this is Koniac. She's getting you a brandy.
    – Submitted by Lalita C (2 years ago)
    1. Patricia Whitmore: This man, THIS MAN is responsable for so much filth! He's like machine that spews out three things! Sex! Hatefull music and... Sex!
    – Submitted by Lalita C (2 years ago)
    1. Lonny: She looks like she's been hibernating in Margaret Thatcher's bum-hole.
    – Submitted by Jacob A (2 years ago)
    1. Stacee Jaxx: I'm the only one who understands me...*gestures to head* 'cuz I live in here.
    – Submitted by Amanda R (2 years ago)
    1. Dennis Dupree: Do we trust him?
    2. Lonnie: [flips coin and nods approvingly]
    – Submitted by Connor G (2 years ago)
    1. Stacee Jaxx: You can't trap a Fire Phoenix.
    – Submitted by Steven B (2 years ago)
    1. Stacee Jaxx: Open your mouth!
    – Submitted by Katrine O (2 years ago)
    1. Lonnie: Why is everybody quitting today?!
    – Submitted by Georgina B (2 years ago)
    1. Chico: The beer guy is here...
    2. Dennis Dupree: Well, tell him I'm busy...
    3. Dennis Dupree: Busy falling in love.
    4. Chico: Si...
    – Submitted by Kyle S (2 years ago)
    1. Sherrie: I am a stripper at the Venus
    2. Drew Boley: I'm in a boy band!
    3. Sherrie: You win.
    – Submitted by Soraya V (2 years ago)
    1. Dennis Dupree: Oh my god I just threw up.
    2. Lonnie: Where?
    3. Dennis Dupree: In my pants.
    – Submitted by Chris P (2 years ago)
    1. Stacee Jaxx: He's hey man. [points to monkey]
    – Submitted by Cathy S (2 years ago)

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