• R, 1 hr. 33 min.
  • Comedy
  • Directed By:
    Wes Anderson
    In Theaters:
    Sep 17, 1998 Wide
    On DVD:
    Jun 29, 1999
  • Touchstone Pictures

Rushmore Quotes

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    1. Max Fischer: Tell that stupid Mick he just made my list of things to do today.
    – Submitted by Jason K (7 months ago)
    1. Max Fischer: A kid got his finger blown off during rehearsals.
    – Submitted by Kia M (16 months ago)
    1. Max Fischer: Hello Magnus. I'd have shot you in the other ear, but it got blown off a long time ago.
    – Submitted by Kia M (16 months ago)
    1. Magnus Buchan: I guess you're right. The son of a "brain doctor" doesn't need to impress anybody.
    – Submitted by Tyler H (17 months ago)
    1. Max Fischer: Piranha's are a very tricky species.
    – Submitted by Tyler H (17 months ago)
    1. Rosemary Cross: Although, I will say that Edward has more spark, character, and imagination in one fingernail than Herman Blume has in his entire body.
    2. Max Fischer: One dead fingernail.
    3. Rosemary Cross: Right. One dead fingernail.
    – Submitted by Rolf J (17 months ago)
    1. Max Fischer: Rushmore was my life, now you are.
    – Submitted by Rolf J (17 months ago)
    1. Max Fischer: I like your nurses uniform, guy.
    2. Dr. Peter Flynn: These are OR scrubs.
    3. Max Fischer: 'Oh, are' they?
    – Submitted by Rick H (2 years ago)
    1. Max Fischer: I saved Latin. What did YOU ever do?
    – Submitted by Rick H (2 years ago)
    1. Max Fischer: You were in Vietnam, right?
    2. Herman Blume: Yeah.
    3. Max Fischer: Were you in the shit?
    4. Herman Blume: Yeah, I was in the shit.
    – Submitted by Kase V (2 years ago)
    1. Max Fischer: Maybe I'm spending too much of my time starting up clubs and putting on plays. I should probably be trying harder to score chicks.
    – Submitted by Vinícius D (2 years ago)
    1. Herman Blume: You guys have it real easy. I never had it like this where I grew up. But I send my kids here because the fact is you go to one of the best schools in the country: Rushmore. Now, for some of you it doesn't matter. You were born rich and you're going to stay rich. But here's my advice to the rest of you: Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can't buy backbone. Don't let them forget it. Thank you.
    – Submitted by Vinícius D (2 years ago)
    1. Rosemary Cross: Has it ever crossed your mind that you're far too young for me?
    2. Max Fischer: It crossed my mind that you might consider that a possibility, yeah.
    – Submitted by Vinícius D (2 years ago)
    1. Max Fischer: I don't give a shit about the barracuda.
    – Submitted by topher h (2 years ago)
    1. Max Fischer: I saved Latin. What did you ever do?
    – Submitted by Rachel W (2 years ago)
    1. Max Fischer: My safety's Harvard.
    – Submitted by Rachel W (2 years ago)
    1. Herman Blume: She's my Rushmore.
    2. Max Fischer: I know. She was mine too.
    – Submitted by Reichelle C (2 years ago)
    1. Dr. Peter Flynn: These are O.R. scrubs.
    2. Max Fischer: O, R they?
    – Submitted by Kerby H (3 years ago)

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