Safe

Safe

57%

Critic Review - Newark Star-Ledger

Yeah, "Safe" is a long way from perfect. But rented, in a few months, it'll go great with a six-pack and a hold-the-anchovies special.

April 27, 2012 Full Review Source: Newark Star-Ledger | Comments (14)
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Driver S.

Driver Smith

Is anyone else tired of critics saying a certain movie would go great with some sort of food? Why do they say this? It does not tell the reader anything. Why would Safe go great with beer and pizza over other movies?

Apr 30 - 06:39 AM

Balls McHammer

kolya Fist

You're a moron. He's saying this is great lazy afternoon rental. DERRRRRR

it's a crappy movie, but a fun crappy movie

Oct 21 - 06:30 PM

Alexander Rodway

Alexander Rodway

Too bad you can't rent movies anymore.

Apr 30 - 12:31 PM

Brian Yates

Brian Yates

2 very stupid comments... Firstly saying you can't rent movies anymore is just ridiculous. Digital download rentals are huge right now.

As for the reviewers "food" comments, have you not ever heard of "popcorn flicks" movies that are just no-brain required drink and eat movies? I Thought the review was just fine.

Apr 30 - 06:22 PM

Driver S.

Driver Smith

So it is clearly a 6 pack and a "hold the anchovies special". Why isnt chicken wings and beer? Why isnt it hot dogs and beer? Why isnt it peanuts and a bourbon and coke? Do you see what I am getting at here? It makes no sense and is irrelevant in film criticium. How does saying a film goes well with a particular type of food help describe or review the film.

Yea, the "popcorn flick" has been well established, but grabbing these random foods out of nowhere is just getting ridiculous.

May 4 - 04:31 PM

Karim Barkouki

Karim Barkouki

@Driver: Hahaha.. Funny stuff.

Jun 4 - 11:43 AM

Balls McHammer

kolya Fist

Another asinine comment from a moron. Great job pal.

Oct 21 - 06:31 PM

Driver S.

Driver Smith

You know what, I surrender, lets go with it. The movie would go great with a 1 lb burrito from Taco Bell, hold the lettuce.

It would also go great with a hot pocket that is unevenly warmed. Ham and cheese preferrably.... and dont add any salt.

May 4 - 04:46 PM

Sean Briscoe

Sean Briscoe

you're an idiot...when the guys get together they usually have some brews and a pizza...hence the reference.

May 4 - 06:01 PM

Driver S.

Driver Smith

Yea, let me tell you, thats what me and the fellas do.

May 6 - 01:58 PM

Driver S.

Driver Smith

My friends and I watch man movies and eat steak with A-1 sauce.... hold the hot sauce................. oh and the lard.

May 6 - 01:59 PM

Driver S.

Driver Smith

And the meatballs.

May 6 - 02:00 PM

Balls McHammer

kolya Fist

Keep going! It's a amazing to see how unfunny your comments are getting...what's next Jagermeister and Pixie stix ROTFL DERRRR Just shut up

Oct 21 - 06:32 PM

James Lassen

James Lassen

lol Driver

May 9 - 09:43 AM

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