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Santa Claus Conquers the Martians Reviews

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Philip Martin
Arkansas Democrat-Gazette
July 30, 2002
| Original Score: 1/5
Scott Weinberg
eFilmCritic.com
July 25, 2002
| Original Score: 1/5
Felix Vasquez Jr.
Cinema Crazed
December 18, 2010
A terrible product of people who wanted to appeal to kids but likely never met one in their lives...
Jeffrey Westhoff
Northwest Herald (Crystal Lake, IL)
August 16, 2002
| Original Score: 1/5
Dennis Schwartz
Ozus' World Movie Reviews
December 27, 2001
This tacky attempt to make a kidpic about the Christmas spirit seems too retarded for even kids who will watch anything silly.
Full Review | Original Score: D
Pete Vonder Haar
Film Threat
October 22, 2005
Who knew this would be the pinnacle of Pia Zadora's career?
| Original Score: 0/5
James O'Ehley
Sci-Fi Movie Page
December 24, 2004
Better than 'Mars Needs Women', but worse than 'Teenagers from Outer Space' . . .
Jake Euker
F5 (Wichita, KS)
March 8, 2004
| Original Score: 0/5
Jake Euker
Filmcritic.com
October 27, 2004
shot in that hopeless, bad filmmaking style ... with the delayed, artificial rhythm of a trans-Atlantic phone call
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
Steve Crum
Kansas City Kansan
October 25, 2004
Low expectations met.
| Original Score: 0/5
Matt Brunson
Creative Loafing
December 22, 2012
4 stars for bad-movie buffs, 1 star for the rest of humanity.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/4
Nick Cramp
BBC.com
June 13, 2001
The plot, such as it is, proves it is possible to insult the intelligence of a three-year-old.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
James Sanford
Kalamazoo Gazette
January 1, 2000
It's all about as heartwarming as a documentary about reconstructive bowel surgery, a procedure you may need should you choose to sit through all 82 minutes...
Top Critic

Time Out
June 24, 2006
[A] hilariously bad stab at sci-fi.

TV Guide's Movie Guide
December 3, 2012
This is, without exaggeration, one of the single worst films ever made, which hasn't prevented it from becoming a cult classic.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4
Phil Hall
Film Threat
December 16, 2004
White Christmas on a red planet, and not as bad as some people insist.
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/5
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Howard Thompson
New York Times
May 9, 2005
Adults may find it obvious and as square-cut as cheese. But let's face it. From now till you-know-when, the youngsters are all that matter.
Full Review | Original Score: 3/5
Ryan Cracknell
Movie Views
December 14, 2003
Like a car accident unfolding before your eyes, it's impossible to look away even if only to see how just bad it can get.
December 21, 2003
I can't help it I love it!
| Original Score: 3/5
David Poland
Hot Button
July 26, 2002
Classic Crap
| Original Score: 4/5
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