Scary Movie Reviews
Common Sense Media
This movie will only frighten you with its crudeness.
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| Original Score: 1/5
TheMovieReport.com
Ends up being less funny than its primary target, the already-self-satirizing Scream series.
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| Original Score: 2/4
ESplatter
The appeal seems to lie less in laughter than in respect for the filmmakers' irreverence as viewers sit back and think, "I can't believe they showed that!"
Combustible Celluloid
If you're hoping to forget your troubles for 90 minutes, Scary Movie certainly does the job.
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| Original Score: 3/4
One Guy's Opinion
Does its spoofing with a blunt instrument instead of a scalpel, and it's engineered to appeal to the lowest instincts of its targeted adolescent audiences.
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| Original Score: D
Film Threat
Scary Movie's humor is definitely in the gutter.
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| Original Score: 2/5
Three Movie Buffs
The humor in this movie is based on the concept that if enough jokes are fired off in a row, some of them will make you laugh. The concept works.
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| Original Score: 3/4
The kind of thing that leads to sleepless nights -- from severely bruised rib cages.
| Original Score: 2.5/4
Film Blather
Scary Movie is a sporadically hilarious parody of teen horror movies that too frequently seems half-baked.
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| Original Score: B-
Palo Alto Weekly
Make no mistake -- this one is lowbrow comedy all the way.
| Original Score: 2/4
Film Quips Online
[The Wayans'] approach, incorporating the crude humor that has become so popular of late, generates an unfortunate digression from the point.
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| Original Score: 3/5
Sight and Sound
The air of desperation is emphasised by the insistence on padding out horror-movie gags with crude Farrelly-style humour.
ViewLondon
This is Dumb American Comedy at its best and well worth 90 minutes of your time.
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| Original Score: 4/5
Montreal Film Journal
Scary Movie is sporadically hilarious, and worth seeing for that...
ReelTalk Movie Reviews
I couldn't help wishing I were watching that obscure little children's fantasy instead. As I recall, it's a lot funnier and more frightening than Scary Movie.
Boxoffice Magazine
By far director/actor Keenen Ivory Wayans' best parody effort to date, primarily because he here taps into a rejuvenated genre and is given access to broader subject matter with universal appeal.
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| Original Score: 3.5/5
There's energy and glee in the movie, as if the Wayans brothers were still little boys, desperately working to out-gross each other. Naughty little boys and girls everywhere, even those who have officially grown up, will appreciate their commitment.
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| Original Score: 2.5/4
Matinee Magazine
One of the most appallingly hysterical movies of all time.
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| Original Score: short
Shadows on the Wall
The film just uses the scattershot approach to parody: Throw constant jokes at the screen and some of them will stick.
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| Original Score: 2.5/5

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