At barely 80 minutes, it's just as long as it needs to be, and almost as funny.
Scary Movie 3 (2003)
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Reviews Counted:121
Fresh:45
Rotten:76
Average Rating:4.8/10
Consensus: Though an improvement over the second Scary Movie, the laughs are still inconsistent.
Rated: PG-13 [See Full Rating] for pervasive crude and sexual humor, language, comic violence and drug references
Runtime: 90 mins
Genre: Science-Fiction/Fantasy
Theatrical Release:Oct 24, 2003 Wide
Box Office: $109,838,872
Synopsis: The comedy spoof series that knows no fear is at it again with its funniest installment yet: SCARY MOVIE 3. Taking shots at the latest crop of block-busters, SCARY MOVIE 3 irreverently roasts "The... The comedy spoof series that knows no fear is at it again with its funniest installment yet: SCARY MOVIE 3. Taking shots at the latest crop of block-busters, SCARY MOVIE 3 irreverently roasts "The Ring," "Signs," "Matrix Reloaded," "Eight Mile," "The Others" and more, as well as pop culture trends such as "American Idol." The film brings director David Zucker back to the genre he helped create with the classics "Airplane!," "Naked Gun," "Naked Gun 2 1/2" and "Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult." The cast of SCARY MOVIE 3 includes Anna Faris as eager anchorwoman Cindy Campbell; Charlie Sheen as the aliens-attracting farmer Tom and Denise Richards as his hapless wife Annie; Eddie Griffin as Orpheus and Queen Latifah as The Oracle, Aunt Shaneequa; Pamela Anderson and Jenny McCarthy as Catholic School Girls; Leslie Nielsen as the President of The United States; Simon Rex as rap-star wannabe George; Jeremy Piven as reporter Ross Giggins; Camryn Manheim as the formidable Trooper Champlin; Regina Hall as eerie school teacher Brenda Meeks; Anthony Anderson as rap promoter Mahalik; as well as George Carlin. Fat Joe, Simon Cowell, Method Man, Redman, Macy Gray, Master P., Ja Rule, D.L. Hughley, Wu Tang Clan and The Coors Twins. The producer is Robert K. Weiss. -- © Dimension Films [More]
Starring: Anna Faris, Charlie Sheen, Anthony Anderson, Pamela Anderson
Starring: Anna Faris, Charlie Sheen, Anthony Anderson, Pamela Anderson, Peter Boyle, George Carlin, Fat Joe, William Forsythe, Simon Rex, Jeremy Piven, Regina Hall
Director: David Zucker
Director: David Zucker
Screenwriter: Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer, Brian Lynch, Craig Mazin, Pat Proft, Hayden Schlossberg, Phil Beauman, Jonathan Hurwitz, Alison Fouse
Producer: David Zucker, Robert K. Weiss
Composer: James Venable
Studio: Dimension Films
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Reviews for Scary Movie 3
Despite the sluggish third act, Scary Movie 3, for what it is – and that would be big, dumb fun – is worth shelling out the duckets for.
[The film] tirelessly plumbs away for laughs, some honestly earned, with the majority on the desperate side.
If a film can't make you laugh when American Idol host Simon Cowell gets shot at a freestyle rap competition, something is seriously wrong.
Scary Movie 3 starts out so funny you'll be wishing you'd brought a respitory assistance apparatus… but then it continues.
If your idea of a good time is trying not to roll in the aisles with laughter and risk making a fool of yourself, then Scary Movie 3 surprisingly fits the bills.
"74 minutes is just about right for a slappy, goofy film that remembers how funny it is to see people getting hit in the head."
The film takes a downturn when, of all people, Leslie Nielsen enters the picture as President Harris. Slapstick had been well utilized up to this point, but it becomes incessant with quickly diminishing returns.
[David] Zucker's film ultimately comes up short because he doesn't seem to want to slow down as he gets older.
If you haven't been a regular fixture at the multiplex, or don't spend all your time in front of the tube surfing hip-hop videos on MTV2, then you're not in on the joke, and if you're not in on the joke, you might want to skip this one.
If the casting, synopsis and very concept don't deter you, you'll probably find it very funny.
It's all been there, razzed that, with long flat valleys stretching beneath the comic peaks.
There are a few laughs in Scary Movie 3, but most of the content is hopelessly dated.
The scattergun humor occasionally hits the broad targets -- and sometimes misses by a mile.
The Naked Gun 33 1/3 wasn't the final insult from a founding ZAZ (Zucker/Abrams/Zucker) member; this is.
Scary Movie 3 is a veritable time capsule of of-this-moment kitsch, schlock and bad taste. And it's funny, too.
Nielsen is not the deadpan laugh-getter he used to be, but Zucker could have done worse among Naked Gun alumni. O.J., for instance.
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