Opening

43% Sin City: A Dame to Kill For Aug 22
40% If I Stay Aug 22
27% When The Game Stands Tall Aug 22
4% Are You Here Aug 22
95% Love Is Strange Aug 22

Top Box Office

21% Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles $28.5M
92% Guardians of the Galaxy $25.1M
14% Let's Be Cops $17.8M
35% The Expendables 3 $15.9M
31% The Giver $12.3M
20% Into The Storm $7.9M
65% The Hundred-Foot Journey $7.2M
64% Lucy $5.5M
41% Step Up: All In $2.7M
62% Hercules $2.1M

Coming Soon

0% The November Man Aug 27
98% Starred Up Aug 27
—— As Above/So Below Aug 29
85% The Congress Aug 29
—— The Calling Aug 29

New Episodes Tonight

100% Defiance: Season 2
100% Garfunkel and Oates: Season 1
89% The Honorable Woman: Season 1
56% Married: Season 1
95% Rectify: Season 2
—— Rookie Blue: Season 5
39% Rush: Season 1
82% Satisfaction: Season 1
82% Welcome to Sweden: Season 1
41% Working the Engels: Season 1
77% You're the Worst: Season 1

Discuss Last Night's Shows

86% The Bridge (FX): Season 2
91% The Divide: Season 1
83% Extant: Season 1
—— Franklin & Bash: Season 4
—— Graceland: Season 2
—— Hot in Cleveland: Season 5
57% Legends: Season 1
—— Motive: Season 2
69% Mystery Girls: Season 1
100% Suits: Season 4
38% Taxi Brooklyn: Season 1
43% Young & Hungry: Season 1

Certified Fresh TV

86% The Bridge (FX): Season 2
83% Extant: Season 1
89% The Honorable Woman: Season 1
86% The Knick: Season 1
89% Manhattan: Season 1
97% Masters of Sex: Season 2
73% Murder in the First: Season 1
89% Outlander: Season 1
82% Satisfaction: Season 1
87% The Strain: Season 1
82% Welcome to Sweden: Season 1
77% You're the Worst: Season 1

Scary Movie 5 Reviews

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Brian Orndorf
Blu-ray.com

A pitiful grab bag of awful with a torturous sense of humor, crash landing a formerly inoffensive franchise into hostile Friedberg/Seltzer territory.

Full Review Source: Blu-ray.com | Original Score: F

April 12, 2013
Devin Faraci
Badass Digest

If AIRPLANE! was Mad Magazine at its absolute best, a real genius work of insanity, SCARY MOVIE V is an issue you don't bother trying to get back after the teacher confiscates it.

Full Review Source: Badass Digest

April 12, 2013
Mike McGranaghan
Aisle Seat

Scary Movie 5 is so bad, it makes A Haunted House look like a Seltzer/Friedberg comedy.

Full Review Source: Aisle Seat | Original Score: 1/4

April 12, 2013
Bill Gibron
Film Racket

like a sharp stick in the eye

Full Review Source: Film Racket | Original Score: 1/5

April 12, 2013
Frank Scheck
Hollywood Reporter
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Spoofing movies ranging from Black Swan to Mama to Paranormal Activity, this installment of the profitable series is woefully, painfully unfunny.

Full Review Source: Hollywood Reporter

April 12, 2013
Matt Pais
RedEye

Spoofs always break the rule of half-mocking something stale, but I had no idea we needed a minimum amount of time needed before a reference.

Full Review Source: RedEye | Original Score: 1/4

April 12, 2013
Roger Moore
Movie Nation

These movies grow shorter and less funny by the year.

Full Review Source: Movie Nation | Original Score: 1/4

April 12, 2013
Chris Bumbray
JoBlo's Movie Emporium

When you find yourself wishing there was more Lindsay Lohan in a movie, you know it's bad. SCARY MOVIE 5 is so bad that a DJ spinning a pizza instead of a record is what passes for a sight gag. Or a woman having sex with a microwave...

Full Review Source: JoBlo's Movie Emporium | Original Score: 0/10

April 12, 2013
Jake Wilson
The Age (Australia)

This is the first Scary Movie in seven years, but the formula remains unchanged, with a thin storyline linking spoofs of Hollywood hits.

Full Review Source: The Age (Australia) | Original Score: 2/5

April 11, 2013
Jenny Casablancas
FILMINK (Australia)

It says a lot about the film that the only half-laughs to be had come from Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan.

Full Review Source: FILMINK (Australia)

April 9, 2013
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