Scary Movie 5 Reviews

If it's even possible, Scary Movie 5 is worse than its predecessors, reaching all new heights of stupidity and fall-flat comedy.

Full Review | Original Score: 1/10

Scary Movie 5 is a dumbed down and hollow version of the franchise formula - resulting in an idiotic (and unamusing) attempt at parody that is tedious not fun.

Full Review | Original Score: 1/5

A film composed almost entirely of jokes that were much funnier when you read them on Twitter years ago.

Full Review | Original Score: D

If I ever have to watch another Scary Movie film, I'll give up on writing, cinema, and society forever.

Full Review | Original Score: 2/10

Surely we have a responsibility to audiences in need of laughter, and surely we can do better than this.

Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/10

Scary Movie 5 is a reprehensible excuse of a comedy and should barely be considered a film since it's of such poor quality. They don't make a dunce cap big enough for individuals this idiotic.

Full Review | Original Score: 1/10

It's crude, gross and probably wishes it was offensive but comes across as just lazy, limp and unfunny.

Full Review | Original Score: 1/5

Another pointless exercise that only served to make me deeply examine why comedy was ever funny. Next time, I'd rather just laugh.

Full Review | Original Score: 1/5

Even if you chuckle occasionally at this, it's hard to see how anyone would want to pay to see it.

Full Review | Original Score: .5/5

It says a lot about the film that the only half-laughs to be had come from Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan.

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Railing against Scary Movie V for diminishing the series' standards would be as effective as criticising Brooke Hogan for disgracing her proud family name. And yet, the fifth instalment of the Scary Movie franchise does do that.

Full Review | Original Score: 1/5

Scary Movie 5 must be some kind of psychological experiment. Perhaps the filmmakers sat in a lab, rubbing their temples while wondering aloud how awful they could make a movie and still score at the box office.

Full Review | Original Score: 0/4

I have been to funerals a LOT less sad than this laughless 85 minutes. (Complete Content Details for Parents also available)

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These movies grow shorter and less funny by the year.

Full Review | Original Score: 1/4

This is the sort of movie where you feel bad for Sheen and Lohan, because they hadn't actually hit rock bottom until they agreed to appear in it.

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The "Scary Movie" franchise has never been known for its highbrow comedy, but this latest installment feels especially juvenile and pointless.

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A hate crime against cinema, a ringing indictment of the depths commercialism will go to in search of the lowest common denominator.

Full Review | Original Score: .5/10

This vapid, vulgar insult to the intelligence couldn't possibly have been tested on any focus groups. Can we all now agree that we've reached the cinematic saturation point with the rapidly-expiring, Scary Movie franchise?

Full Review | Original Score: 0/4

A boldly uninspired torrent of halfhearted slapstick, interminable poop jokes, and pointless pop-culture references, a veritable tsunami of idiocy.

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Enough. Please.

Full Review | Original Score: 2/5