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Scary Movie 5 Reviews

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Max Nicholson
IGN Movies

If it's even possible, Scary Movie 5 is worse than its predecessors, reaching all new heights of stupidity and fall-flat comedy.

Full Review Source: IGN Movies | Original Score: 1/10

April 12, 2013
Ben Kendrick
ScreenRant

Scary Movie 5 is a dumbed down and hollow version of the franchise formula - resulting in an idiotic (and unamusing) attempt at parody that is tedious not fun.

Full Review Source: ScreenRant | Original Score: 1/5

April 12, 2013
Darren Franich
Entertainment Weekly
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A film composed almost entirely of jokes that were much funnier when you read them on Twitter years ago.

Full Review Source: Entertainment Weekly | Original Score: D

April 12, 2013
Matt Donato
We Got This Covered

If I ever have to watch another Scary Movie film, I'll give up on writing, cinema, and society forever.

Full Review Source: We Got This Covered | Original Score: 2/10

April 13, 2013
William Bibbiani
CraveOnline

Surely we have a responsibility to audiences in need of laughter, and surely we can do better than this.

Full Review Source: CraveOnline | Original Score: 1.5/10

April 12, 2013
Henry Northmore
The List

It's crude, gross and probably wishes it was offensive but comes across as just lazy, limp and unfunny.

Full Review Source: The List | Original Score: 1/5

April 18, 2013
Mark Ellis
Schmoes Know

Another pointless exercise that only served to make me deeply examine why comedy was ever funny. Next time, I'd rather just laugh.

Full Review Source: Schmoes Know | Original Score: 1/5

April 12, 2013
Kristian Harloff
Schmoes Know

Even if you chuckle occasionally at this, it's hard to see how anyone would want to pay to see it.

Full Review Source: Schmoes Know | Original Score: .5/5

April 12, 2013
Jenny Casablancas
FILMINK (Australia)

It says a lot about the film that the only half-laughs to be had come from Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan.

Full Review Source: FILMINK (Australia)

April 9, 2013
Stephanie Merry
Washington Post
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Scary Movie 5 must be some kind of psychological experiment. Perhaps the filmmakers sat in a lab, rubbing their temples while wondering aloud how awful they could make a movie and still score at the box office.

Full Review Source: Washington Post | Original Score: 0/4

April 12, 2013
Teddy Durgin
Screen It!

I have been to funerals a LOT less sad than this laughless 85 minutes. (Complete Content Details for Parents also available)

Full Review Source: Screen It!

April 12, 2013
Roger Moore
Movie Nation

These movies grow shorter and less funny by the year.

Full Review Source: Movie Nation | Original Score: 1/4

April 12, 2013
Alonso Duralde
The Wrap
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This is the sort of movie where you feel bad for Sheen and Lohan, because they hadn't actually hit rock bottom until they agreed to appear in it.

Full Review Source: The Wrap

April 12, 2013
Tim Grierson
Screen International

The "Scary Movie" franchise has never been known for its highbrow comedy, but this latest installment feels especially juvenile and pointless.

Full Review Source: Screen International

April 12, 2013
Laremy Legel
Film.com
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A hate crime against cinema, a ringing indictment of the depths commercialism will go to in search of the lowest common denominator.

Full Review Source: Film.com | Original Score: .5/10

April 12, 2013
Kam Williams
AALBC.com

This vapid, vulgar insult to the intelligence couldn't possibly have been tested on any focus groups. Can we all now agree that we've reached the cinematic saturation point with the rapidly-expiring, Scary Movie franchise?

Full Review Source: AALBC.com | Original Score: 0/4

April 14, 2013

Enough. Please.

Full Review Source: 3AW | Original Score: 2/5

May 4, 2013
Bill Gibron
Film Racket

like a sharp stick in the eye

Full Review Source: Film Racket | Original Score: 1/5

April 12, 2013
Joe Neumaier
New York Daily News
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Like so much of this whole series, the mere mention of a familiar pop culture figure or title is supposed to be hilarious.

Full Review Source: New York Daily News | Original Score: 1/5

April 12, 2013
Brian Orndorf
Blu-ray.com

A pitiful grab bag of awful with a torturous sense of humor, crash landing a formerly inoffensive franchise into hostile Friedberg/Seltzer territory.

Full Review Source: Blu-ray.com | Original Score: F

April 12, 2013
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