Scary Movie 5 Reviews
IGN Movies
If it's even possible, Scary Movie 5 is worse than its predecessors, reaching all new heights of stupidity and fall-flat comedy.
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| Original Score: 1/10
ScreenRant
Scary Movie 5 is a dumbed down and hollow version of the franchise formula - resulting in an idiotic (and unamusing) attempt at parody that is tedious not fun.
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| Original Score: 1/5
Top CriticA film composed almost entirely of jokes that were much funnier when you read them on Twitter years ago.
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| Original Score: D
We Got This Covered
If I ever have to watch another Scary Movie film, I'll give up on writing, cinema, and society forever.
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| Original Score: 2/10
CraveOnline
Surely we have a responsibility to audiences in need of laughter, and surely we can do better than this.
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| Original Score: 1.5/10
The List
It's crude, gross and probably wishes it was offensive but comes across as just lazy, limp and unfunny.
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| Original Score: 1/5
Schmoes Know
Another pointless exercise that only served to make me deeply examine why comedy was ever funny. Next time, I'd rather just laugh.
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| Original Score: 1/5
Schmoes Know
Even if you chuckle occasionally at this, it's hard to see how anyone would want to pay to see it.
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| Original Score: .5/5
FILMINK (Australia)
It says a lot about the film that the only half-laughs to be had come from Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan.
Scary Movie 5 must be some kind of psychological experiment. Perhaps the filmmakers sat in a lab, rubbing their temples while wondering aloud how awful they could make a movie and still score at the box office.
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| Original Score: 0/4
Screen It!
I have been to funerals a LOT less sad than this laughless 85 minutes. (Complete Content Details for Parents also available)
Movie Nation
These movies grow shorter and less funny by the year.
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| Original Score: 1/4
This is the sort of movie where you feel bad for Sheen and Lohan, because they hadn't actually hit rock bottom until they agreed to appear in it.
Screen International
The "Scary Movie" franchise has never been known for its highbrow comedy, but this latest installment feels especially juvenile and pointless.
A hate crime against cinema, a ringing indictment of the depths commercialism will go to in search of the lowest common denominator.
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| Original Score: .5/10
AALBC.com
This vapid, vulgar insult to the intelligence couldn't possibly have been tested on any focus groups. Can we all now agree that we've reached the cinematic saturation point with the rapidly-expiring, Scary Movie franchise?
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| Original Score: 0/4
Film Racket
like a sharp stick in the eye
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| Original Score: 1/5
Like so much of this whole series, the mere mention of a familiar pop culture figure or title is supposed to be hilarious.
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| Original Score: 1/5
Blu-ray.com
A pitiful grab bag of awful with a torturous sense of humor, crash landing a formerly inoffensive franchise into hostile Friedberg/Seltzer territory.
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| Original Score: F
