Opening

88% Captain Phillips Oct 11
25% Machete Kills Oct 11
—— Haunt Oct 11
42% All the Boys Love Mandy Lane Oct 11
—— Romeo and Juliet Oct 11
63% Escape From Tomorrow Oct 11
—— CBGB Oct 11
—— The Inevitable Defeat Of Mister And Pete Oct 11
—— Zero Charisma Oct 11
—— Where the Devil Hides Oct 11

Top Box Office

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59% Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2 $21.5M
8% Runner Runner $7.6M
80% Prisoners $5.7M
88% Rush $4.4M
83% Don Jon $4.2M
16% Baggage Claim $4.1M
35% Insidious: Chapter 2 $3.9M
57% Pulling Strings $2.5M
95% Enough Said $2.2M
53% Instructions Not Included $1.8M
47% We're The Millers $1.6M
33% The Family $1.5M
73% Lee Daniels' The Butler $1.2M
—— Grace Unplugged $1.0M
78% Metallica Through the Never $0.7M
60% Riddick $0.5M
5% Battle of the Year $0.5M
75% Despicable Me 2 $0.5M
91% Blue Jasmine $0.5M

Coming Soon

78% Kill Your Darlings Oct 16
—— Carrie Oct 18
—— Escape Plan Oct 18
35% The Fifth Estate Oct 18
97% 12 Years a Slave Oct 18
100% All Is Lost Oct 18
86% Haunter Oct 18
—— Paradise Oct 18

Scary Movie 5 Reviews

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Max Nicholson
IGN Movies

If it's even possible, Scary Movie 5 is worse than its predecessors, reaching all new heights of stupidity and fall-flat comedy.

Full Review Source: IGN Movies | Original Score: 1/10

April 12, 2013
Ben Kendrick
ScreenRant

Scary Movie 5 is a dumbed down and hollow version of the franchise formula - resulting in an idiotic (and unamusing) attempt at parody that is tedious not fun.

Full Review Source: ScreenRant | Original Score: 1/5

April 12, 2013
Darren Franich
Entertainment Weekly
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A film composed almost entirely of jokes that were much funnier when you read them on Twitter years ago.

Full Review Source: Entertainment Weekly | Original Score: D

April 12, 2013
Matt Donato
We Got This Covered

If I ever have to watch another Scary Movie film, I'll give up on writing, cinema, and society forever.

Full Review Source: We Got This Covered | Original Score: 2/10

April 13, 2013
William Bibbiani
CraveOnline

Surely we have a responsibility to audiences in need of laughter, and surely we can do better than this.

Full Review Source: CraveOnline | Original Score: 1.5/10

April 12, 2013
Chris Sawin
Examiner.com

Scary Movie 5 is a reprehensible excuse of a comedy and should barely be considered a film since it's of such poor quality. They don't make a dunce cap big enough for individuals this idiotic.

Full Review Source: Examiner.com | Original Score: 1/10

August 19, 2013
Henry Northmore
The List

It's crude, gross and probably wishes it was offensive but comes across as just lazy, limp and unfunny.

Full Review Source: The List | Original Score: 1/5

April 18, 2013
Mark Ellis
Schmoes Know

Another pointless exercise that only served to make me deeply examine why comedy was ever funny. Next time, I'd rather just laugh.

Full Review Source: Schmoes Know | Original Score: 1/5

April 12, 2013
Kristian Harloff
Schmoes Know

Even if you chuckle occasionally at this, it's hard to see how anyone would want to pay to see it.

Full Review Source: Schmoes Know | Original Score: .5/5

April 12, 2013
Jenny Casablancas
FILMINK (Australia)

It says a lot about the film that the only half-laughs to be had come from Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan.

Full Review Source: FILMINK (Australia)

April 9, 2013
Simon Miraudo
Quickflix

Railing against Scary Movie V for diminishing the series' standards would be as effective as criticising Brooke Hogan for disgracing her proud family name. And yet, the fifth instalment of the Scary Movie franchise does do that.

Full Review Source: Quickflix | Original Score: 1/5

August 15, 2013
Stephanie Merry
Washington Post
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Scary Movie 5 must be some kind of psychological experiment. Perhaps the filmmakers sat in a lab, rubbing their temples while wondering aloud how awful they could make a movie and still score at the box office.

Full Review Source: Washington Post | Original Score: 0/4

April 12, 2013
Teddy Durgin
Screen It!

I have been to funerals a LOT less sad than this laughless 85 minutes. (Complete Content Details for Parents also available)

Full Review Source: Screen It!

April 12, 2013
Roger Moore
Movie Nation

These movies grow shorter and less funny by the year.

Full Review Source: Movie Nation | Original Score: 1/4

April 12, 2013
Alonso Duralde
The Wrap
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This is the sort of movie where you feel bad for Sheen and Lohan, because they hadn't actually hit rock bottom until they agreed to appear in it.

Full Review Source: The Wrap

April 12, 2013
Tim Grierson
Screen International

The "Scary Movie" franchise has never been known for its highbrow comedy, but this latest installment feels especially juvenile and pointless.

Full Review Source: Screen International

April 12, 2013
Laremy Legel
Film.com
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A hate crime against cinema, a ringing indictment of the depths commercialism will go to in search of the lowest common denominator.

Full Review Source: Film.com | Original Score: .5/10

April 12, 2013
Kam Williams
AALBC.com

This vapid, vulgar insult to the intelligence couldn't possibly have been tested on any focus groups. Can we all now agree that we've reached the cinematic saturation point with the rapidly-expiring, Scary Movie franchise?

Full Review Source: AALBC.com | Original Score: 0/4

April 14, 2013

A boldly uninspired torrent of halfhearted slapstick, interminable poop jokes, and pointless pop-culture references, a veritable tsunami of idiocy.

Full Review Source: Twitch

July 12, 2013

Enough. Please.

Full Review Source: 3AW | Original Score: 2/5

May 4, 2013
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