Scary Movie 5 Reviews

Scary Movie 5 is the definition of what can go wrong with a movie, and my goodness does a lot of things goes wrong in this movie. First of all the film insists on continuing a franchise of spoof film by putting in a few cameos, giving us some disturbing jokes, and never once even attempting to be a decent comedy like the original film was. I must admit that I have never been a fan of the Scary Movie series, besides the first one I found them all to be too ridiculous and pathetic to be considered real entertainment. The writers seem to only want to offend and annoy people which are what they surely succeed once again with this entry. The first film had originality, used silliness to its advantage, and mixed in a good level of horror movie spoof without going off the rails. This film mixes in spoofs from not just horror movies, but films like "Rise of the Planet of the Apes" to "Inception" and it just never made me laugh, only cringe. I think most people know the routine of these films by know, but to make matters worse they switch out Anna Faris with Ashley Tisdale in the starring role, and I respect Faris for this because she must have saw the script and said "No, this is too bad, even for me." The trailer makes it seem as if Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan are the stars of the film, but really they are in the first few minutes of the film and have had their quick cameo. There were just so many things that go wrong in this film, whether it was the story, cast, jokes, or directing, that I cannot willingly tell anyone to see this movie unless you love seeing your money flushed down the toilet.


The story follows a group of people who believe that they are being haunted, and the following events just keep getting crazier and crazier.

The plot doesn't really exist, and as you can see from the story description above it was very difficult explaining what the story even came close attempting. I am not sure if the writers were trying to revive the series, but I haven't seen such a waste of time at the movies in a while. There have been movies I have disliked, but this film just seems like it took a few hours to make and they didn't attempt at all to make it funny. It just proves that if you slap a franchise name like "Scary Movie" on a poster people will pay to see it, even if they know it will be bad. I won't bother talking about the characters, and I don't mind this because it's just a group of the most boring, bland, stupid characters I have seen in a film for quite some time. I think this is a film aimed for Middle School students who still believe that "The Benchwarmers" is pure comedic genius and brilliant filmmaking, and I still think even they will find this film atrocious. I don't wish to go on further with talking about this plot; it will make me angrier that I paid to see this trash.

The cast brings back a lot of actors that I wished to never see on film again, and man they just love to screw with their own careers. Ashley Tisdale lives up to her expectations, and her expectations were so low that it can't even been describes. She is just Ashley Tisdale, which is the only way to describe her. Simon Rex is the only one that even attempts to bring some laughs, but thanks to this God awful script he can't be recognized. Erica Ash returns to the series, and as it can tell she has really hit a low in her career if this is the only job she can get. You have cameos from Charlie Sheen, Bow Wow, Snoop Dog, Mike Tyson, Mac Miller, Big Ang, and many actors that just seem to want nothing more than to look like fools. I am sorry but they just act like any other actors in a David Zucker film, dumb.

Scary Movie 5 makes every attempt to be as bad as possible, and I just couldn't learn to love the stupidity like so many others could. I still remember when I watched "Meet the Spartans" a few years ago, as I believed it would be a stupid brand of comedy which I enjoy (if done correctly) so I watched it. I could not believe what I was seeing; this trash was actually filmed and put into theaters. This is the point in my life when I realized that I actually have my limits when it comes to watching crap movies. The point of this story is to show that films like Scary Movie 5 are the reason that I review movies in the first place, because I want to voice my opinion on how bad some movies can be and how some people are ignorant enough to consider it great. If you really enjoyed this film, that is your own opinion and you are entitled to it, but I must please ask to reconsider and realize this to be the crap it truly is. This film has no laughs, no happiness, and finds every possible chance it can get to throw in a spoof and try and ruin a great film. I am not a fan of the Scary Movie series, and I will pray that this is the last I have to hear about them.

These movies consistently face two problems: 1. the pop culture references they choose to parody are stale and clichéd by the time the movie comes out, and 2. even if they were more timely, the jokes just aren't that funny. Really, there's no chance of success here.

How has Scary Movie gone all PG rating? really made for children.. still funny, but really average.

Truth be told, I wasn't exactly a fan of the Scary Movie franchise, but I became extremely fond of it and I've watched all four of them. The first one wasn't excellent, but it was pretty funny and while I had problems with the second and third films, they were pretty good. Scary Movie 4, however, was lackluster despite a few decent gags here and there. So, when the makers of the franchise decided to make another Scary Movie, I became interested and went to see it today with my brother.

Later, we walked out of the theater. My brother didn't like it, but coming across as a movie-buff guy, I kind of liked it. Ok, it does have some problems that I would point out in a moment, but while it's not as funny as the original film, it's a lot better than Scary Movie 4. So, here are the flaws.

The story did focus on a few horror films and such, but it came across as nonsensical with a pointless 10 minute opening sequence and it has several scenes that are completely dragged throughout the movie. The pacing is a tad uneven and the characters are beyond dull.

There are some redeeming qualities, however. The acting isn't anything special, but I think that despite Anna Faris and Regina Hall from the previous films not returning, I think Ashley Tidsdale and several actors including cameos from Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan handled the material really well. The scenery and the sets are pretty cool too, but the best part would have to go to the gags and while they're not as funny as the original's gags, most of them got me laughing.

I understand that this movie is getting panned by critics, but being a guy who likes comedy films, I think this is a guilty pleasure for me. I'm sure fans of the Scary Movie franchise might hate it, but I think there might be some other people who might like it depending on their own tastes.

it was a good movie, i loved when i saw it and its funny. it makes fun of mama,sinister,evil dead, and the paronormal activity movies

When i watched it. it was pretty good to me. I don't know wat u'all talken about well i think that u r just stupid and don't know wat a good movie is!

Actually a pretty funny movie and better than I expected it to be. I mean yeah, it's definitely not as good as "A Haunted House", but it was worth the $5 I spent to see it.

I think is going to be so funny and I seen the first and the second scary movie so I think this one is going to be the best.

Who cares? This franchise seems to get better, and somewhat less maturer as it progresses, but I get my laughs out of every film except for number 2. Three is my favorite of them all and I'm glad to see Charlie Sheen is back in it!

wait ?? what scary movie 5??!?!? XD i hope it is better than 4 and 3. if not my rating goes down to 1 star

Just an awful movie. Not funny at all. It's not even worth a $1 rental.

I'm going to be honest. Scary Movie 5 was a complete let down. First of all, the poster and wikipedia page got my hopes up. On the poster they had Ted, he was absolutely nowhere in the movie! Also Mike Tyson never wears that outfit and was in the movie for most 15 seconds. The story was extremely bad with pop culture references that didn't make sense popping up all over the place. The movie itself was fairly funny. There were a few good jokes and scenes but mostly the movie was out of place. The cheap budget made the special effects hard to look at and you even felt dizzy when you did. Also the film was marketed falsely. Half the scenes in the trailers and posters were not included in the film which really made me upset because to me, those scenes were funny. The writing really should have been better being helmed by David Zucker, director of the later of the Scary Movie franchise and Airplane! and even The Naked Gun trilogy. I never would've thought that a Scary Movie could be that bad. I mean seriously, look at the tomatometer. Only 2 positive reviews. Plus some of the "parodies" were only used for a few minutes. The honey boo boo scene made absolutely no sense because that was the only scene, and for no reason. I don't know what the f**k got cut out to make it the bulls**t PG-13 rating but obviously it was all the good parts. I hope there will be an extended cut on Bluray because frankly, this film put the Scary Movie saga in a bad light. I preferred A Haunted House!

It's only funny, because the jokes are stupid.

Very sort on laughs and too safe, Scary Movie 5 joins the ranks with unfunny comedies like the new, A Haunted House.

The worst movie I have ever seen!! Not funny. The best part was the 5 min introduction to the movie with Charlie Sheen and Lindsey Lohan

How does this get "Greenlighted"?

I thought this movie would just start out bad, i mean most of the scary movies do. And so, i sat there excited to see some maybe funny parts and terrible parts. But this movie was just terrible and there was only like one funny joke in the whole thing. i want my money back.

I did not laugh once during this monstrosity of comedy that has entered our theaters. It was genuinely awful. Recycled jokes from social networking sites from 2005. Stay clear from this pile of sh*t

The embarrassingly dull humor and insulting stupidity of this early contender for worst film of the year make it pure torture to sit through even at the meager but still too lengthy 85 minutes of running time.

Well I can understand that this film has it's style, approach to humor and that it is intended for spoof only. But problem is that all in it is just big bunch of old jokes and nothing new. I just stopped watching 15 min in it because it was literally boring.