Scatter My Ashes At Bergdorf's Reviews
[Prefers] to polish the marble of the block-long Bergdorf Goodman store rather than look past it. Still, for die-hards, peeking into back halls and hearing the dish will satisfy.
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| Original Score: 2.5/4
Hollywood & Fine
It's like a vanity project for - well, who, exactly? I could barely sit through the whole film; I can't imagine wandering the aisles of this puffed-up emporium.
Jumps skittishly from subject to subject, disjointed and repetitive for all but dyed-in-the-wool fashionistas.
NYC Movie Guru
Shallow, tedious and, worst of all, boring.
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| Original Score: 3.0/10
Spirituality and Practice
An obnoxious documentary asking us to bow down in homage to a temple of the very rich where conspicuous consumerism is worshipped.
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| Original Score: 0/5
There's so much material that's amusing, and so much goodwill for Bergdorf in the hearts of fashion lovers, that it's a shame this is such an ADD sprawl of a movie.
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| Original Score: 2/4
[A] glossy, fawning valentine to conspicuous consumption ...
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| Original Score: 2/5
Tolucan Times
...even in my anticipation I could not have realized how entertaining this is, clearly one of the most entertaining films of the year.
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| Original Score: 10/10
Though partly funded by one of the descendants of the store's founder, director Matthew Miele has made a lively, clever, fast-moving film that isn't overly reverential about its subject.
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| Original Score: 3.5/5
The energy in "Scatter My Ashes at Bergdorf's"-what a great title!-is genuine, infectious and superabundant.
Granted, not every documentary is necessarily required to dig up dirt and say awful things, but the overbearing gush gets tiresome.
Film Journal International
Fashionistas will kvell over this paean to the Mecca of Materialism.
You don't have to be in vogue to enjoy this stylish ride through Bergdorf's. It's a surprise package to die for.
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| Original Score: 3.5/4
This glossy doc is indisputably attractive, with lots of famous faces, amusing stories and stunning clothes to admire.
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| Original Score: 3/5
Movie Nation
A modestly amusing celebration of a store, and consumption at its most conspicuous.
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| Original Score: 3/4
Much of the focus falls on glowing testimonials from famous customers like the Olsen twins and designers like Dolce and Gabbana, all of whom speak of the retail mecca as the place to be.
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| Original Score: 2/5
This doc, title taken from a remark by a wealthy European shopper and immortalized in a New Yorker cartoon, is fun and frothy, a fan's mash note.
Slant Magazine
Matthew Miele has made a department store of a documentary, stocked to the hilt with an obscene inventory of storylines, talking heads, and utterly tasteless choices.
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| Original Score: 0/4

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