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Secret Things (2003)

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Reviews Counted:48

Fresh:23

Rotten:25

Average Rating:5.5/10

Consensus: Pretentious and trashy.

Rated: Not Rated

Runtime: 1 hr 55 mins

Genre: Dramas

Theatrical Release:Jan 2, 2004 Limited

Synopsis: Jean-Claude Brisseau's film is a heady melange of old-fashioned office seduction and Sadean orgy-mongering done up with Gallic flair. Sandrine (Sabrina Seyvecou) and Nathalie (Coralie Revel) meet... Jean-Claude Brisseau's film is a heady melange of old-fashioned office seduction and Sadean orgy-mongering done up with Gallic flair. Sandrine (Sabrina Seyvecou) and Nathalie (Coralie Revel) meet while being fired from a strip club and soon they dare each other into a lesbian affair and masturbate publicly. They decide to make their new sexual exploits work for them, getting office jobs and sleeping their way up the corporate ladder. Nathalie counsels Sandrine in her seduction of the hardworking head of the firm (Roger Mirmont), but then Nathalie makes the mistake of falling for the handsome CEO (Fabrice Deville), an amoral hedonist who seduces the young women of the company and then drives them to suicide. He also likes to stage massive orgies and sleep with his own sister (Blandine Bury). From there on in, it just gets wilder, replete with a lurking specter of death and her pet hawk. While orgasmic writhing is plentiful, Brisseau's straightforward narrative keeps things focused. The film is as much homage to the pre-code Hollywood films of yore as it is an exercise in steamy Franco-erotica. A strong score of classical music by Bach, Vivaldi, and others makes SECRET THINGS what Kubrick's EYES WIDE SHUT was trying to be, a depiction of how the velocity of sex can tear the trappings of contemporary urban life clear away, exposing the timeless passion for destruction at the human core. [More]

Starring: Sabrina Seyvecou, Coralie Revel, Roger Mirmont, Fabrice Deville

Starring: Sabrina Seyvecou, Coralie Revel, Roger Mirmont, Fabrice Deville, Blandine Buryas

Director: Jean-Claude Brisseau

Director: Jean-Claude Brisseau
Screenwriter: Jean-Claude Brisseau
Producer: Jean-Francois Geneix, Jean-Claude Brisseau
Studio: First Run Features

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Time Out

Brisseau's filmmaking style is artful and clever ... so it's a pity when he begins to wallow in corny moralising and operatic excesses.

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08/26/05
Rich Cline
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I wouldn't entirely dismiss it, but I would be reluctant to say I found too much about it that warmed my heart and appeased my soul.

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11/30/04
Dennis Schwartz
Dennis Schwartz
Ozus' World Movie Reviews

Brisseau is getting at the heart of human nature and the price of ambition, and he's cutting with a sharp knife, revealing all of its entrails whether you like it or not

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11/09/04
Christopher Null
Christopher Null
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08/14/04
Boston Phoenix

Soft-core cornography.

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07/02/04
Chris Hewitt (St. Paul)
Chris Hewitt (St. Paul)
St. Paul Pioneer Press

Imagine Emmanuelle remade on a shoestring budget or Eyes Wide Shut staged by a community theater group.

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07/01/04
Colin Covert
Colin Covert
Minneapolis Star Tribune
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A lot of sexy stuff wrapped in an obvious morality tale with some philosophical hooey and clunky symbols thrown in to justify the cheap, but undeniable, thrills.

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05/14/04
Tom Long
Tom Long
Detroit News
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While some might mistake it as a bitter view of sexual politics and empowerment, it's also pretty crass filmmaking.

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05/14/04
John Monaghan
John Monaghan
Detroit Free Press
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Ridiculous and pretentious and just plain nutty

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05/13/04
Rob Thomas
Rob Thomas
Capital Times (Madison, WI)

... a sexy movie.

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05/03/04
Richard Roeper
Richard Roeper
Ebert & Roeper
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The film is well made, well acted, cleverly written, photographed by Wilfrid Sempe as if he's a conspirer with the sexual schemers.

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04/30/04
Roger Ebert
Roger Ebert
Chicago Sun-Times
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Either a highly erotic art film trading in sex, power and morality, or a trashy porno pretending to be deep. After watching two hours of hot young French women having sex with men, each other and themselves, I have to go with the latter.

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04/29/04
Allison Benedikt
Allison Benedikt
Chicago Tribune
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Part sexual odyssey (more a sexual inferno), part trenchant sociological exposé.

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04/22/04
Walter Chaw
Walter Chaw
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04/16/04
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04/12/04
Greg Muskewitz
Greg Muskewitz
eFilmCritic.com

While the points it hammers home with all the subtlety of a Vivid Video girl's come-on are anything but pointless, the film begins an inexorable slide into outright silliness by the third act.

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04/11/04
Marc Savlov
Marc Savlov
Austin Chronicle
 
 
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