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Secret Things (2003)

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Reviews Counted:48

Fresh:23

Rotten:25

Average Rating:5.5/10

Consensus: Pretentious and trashy.

Rated: Not Rated

Runtime: 1 hr 55 mins

Genre: Dramas

Theatrical Release:Jan 2, 2004 Limited

Synopsis: Jean-Claude Brisseau's film is a heady melange of old-fashioned office seduction and Sadean orgy-mongering done up with Gallic flair. Sandrine (Sabrina Seyvecou) and Nathalie (Coralie Revel) meet... Jean-Claude Brisseau's film is a heady melange of old-fashioned office seduction and Sadean orgy-mongering done up with Gallic flair. Sandrine (Sabrina Seyvecou) and Nathalie (Coralie Revel) meet while being fired from a strip club and soon they dare each other into a lesbian affair and masturbate publicly. They decide to make their new sexual exploits work for them, getting office jobs and sleeping their way up the corporate ladder. Nathalie counsels Sandrine in her seduction of the hardworking head of the firm (Roger Mirmont), but then Nathalie makes the mistake of falling for the handsome CEO (Fabrice Deville), an amoral hedonist who seduces the young women of the company and then drives them to suicide. He also likes to stage massive orgies and sleep with his own sister (Blandine Bury). From there on in, it just gets wilder, replete with a lurking specter of death and her pet hawk. While orgasmic writhing is plentiful, Brisseau's straightforward narrative keeps things focused. The film is as much homage to the pre-code Hollywood films of yore as it is an exercise in steamy Franco-erotica. A strong score of classical music by Bach, Vivaldi, and others makes SECRET THINGS what Kubrick's EYES WIDE SHUT was trying to be, a depiction of how the velocity of sex can tear the trappings of contemporary urban life clear away, exposing the timeless passion for destruction at the human core. [More]

Starring: Sabrina Seyvecou, Coralie Revel, Roger Mirmont, Fabrice Deville

Starring: Sabrina Seyvecou, Coralie Revel, Roger Mirmont, Fabrice Deville, Blandine Buryas

Director: Jean-Claude Brisseau

Director: Jean-Claude Brisseau
Screenwriter: Jean-Claude Brisseau
Producer: Jean-Francois Geneix, Jean-Claude Brisseau
Studio: First Run Features

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Full Review Source: Empire Magazine | comment Comment
07/22/05
Empire Magazine

A sweetly seductive entertainment.

Full Review Source: New York Observer | comment Comment
02/26/04
Andrew Sarris
Andrew Sarris
New York Observer
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What's silly about this is all the sex and nudity. And what's exciting about it is, right, all the sex and nudity.

Full Review Source: Bryant Frazer's Deep Focus | comment Comment
02/13/04
Bryant Frazer
Bryant Frazer
Bryant Frazer's Deep Focus

Brisseau is getting at the heart of human nature and the price of ambition, and he's cutting with a sharp knife, revealing all of its entrails whether you like it or not

Full Review Source: Filmcritic.com | comment Comment
11/09/04
Christopher Null
Christopher Null
Filmcritic.com

Jean-Claude Brisseau's French film is a frequently overheated, often delirious fantasy about two Parisiennes in their early 20's.

Full Review Source: New York Times | comment Comment
02/19/04
Dave Kehr
Dave Kehr
New York Times
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A female buddy film with bite.

Full Review Source: Christian Science Monitor | comment Comment
02/19/04
David Sterritt
David Sterritt
Christian Science Monitor

Happily and ridiculously over the top, Secret Things is a war of anarchic, sexual primitisim.

Full Review Source: Slant Magazine | comment Comment
02/13/04
Ed Gonzalez
Ed Gonzalez
Slant Magazine

An artistically ambitious exercise that enables audiences to be simultaneously teased erotically and intellectually.

Full Review Source: Hollywood Reporter | comment Comment
02/20/04
Frank Scheck
Frank Scheck
Hollywood Reporter

For those who like their erotic melodramas frosty and lavish, Secret Things is as elaborately whipped up as such treats ever get.

Full Review Source: Newsday | comment Comment
02/19/04
Gene Seymour
Gene Seymour
Newsday
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The initial objective with which Brisseau aligns the audience is replaced with a stark ambivalence that tremendously complicates the movie.

Full Review Source: culturevulture.net | comment Comment
01/28/04
George Wu
George Wu
culturevulture.net

One of the most sexually daring films to hit the screens in the U.S. since 'Last Tango in Paris.'

Full Review Source: Compuserve | comment Comment
01/22/04
Harvey S. Karten
Harvey S. Karten
Compuserve

Brisseau effortlessly stages the sort of ooh-la-la orgy that so clearly eluded Stanley Kubrick in Eyes Wide Shut.

Full Review Source: Village Voice | comment Comment
02/18/04
J. Hoberman
J. Hoberman
Village Voice
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It's an extremely erotic film which is, amazingly, a feast for both brain and eye.

Full Review Source: San Diego Metropolitan | comment Comment
02/21/04
Jean Lowerison
Jean Lowerison
San Diego Metropolitan

It still may well-deserve consideration as a first-class exploitation flick.

Full Review Source: Combustible Celluloid | comment Comment
02/06/04
Jeffrey M. Anderson
Jeffrey M. Anderson
Combustible Celluloid

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02/23/04
Jeremy Heilman
Jeremy Heilman
MovieMartyr.com

Merciless and darkly funny.

Full Review Source: Los Angeles Times | comment Comment
01/02/04
Kevin Thomas
Kevin Thomas
Los Angeles Times
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a cinematic joy ride, an outrageous jaw dropper that explores serious themes under the guise of gaudy entertainment

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03/07/04
Laura Clifford
Laura Clifford
Reeling Reviews

It would be hard to mount a straight-faced defense of Brisseau's feverish moral tale, complete with a lurking angel of death, but the carnal machinations are hugely entertaining -- particularly if you like your skin with a bracing sermon chaser.

Full Review Source: TV Guide's Movie Guide | comment Comment
02/20/04
Maitland McDonagh
Maitland McDonagh
TV Guide's Movie Guide

... a sexy movie.

Full Review Source: Ebert & Roeper | comment Comment
05/03/04
Richard Roeper
Richard Roeper
Ebert & Roeper
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Secret Things is definitely erotic and will appeal to prurient interests with its soft core pornography. But there is also the tale of ambition...

Full Review Source: Reeling Reviews | comment Comment
03/09/04
Robin Clifford
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