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Secret Things (2003)

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Reviews Counted:48

Fresh:23

Rotten:25

Average Rating:5.5/10

Consensus: Pretentious and trashy.

Rated: Not Rated

Runtime: 1 hr 55 mins

Genre: Dramas

Theatrical Release:Jan 2, 2004 Limited

Synopsis: Jean-Claude Brisseau's film is a heady melange of old-fashioned office seduction and Sadean orgy-mongering done up with Gallic flair. Sandrine (Sabrina Seyvecou) and Nathalie (Coralie Revel) meet... Jean-Claude Brisseau's film is a heady melange of old-fashioned office seduction and Sadean orgy-mongering done up with Gallic flair. Sandrine (Sabrina Seyvecou) and Nathalie (Coralie Revel) meet while being fired from a strip club and soon they dare each other into a lesbian affair and masturbate publicly. They decide to make their new sexual exploits work for them, getting office jobs and sleeping their way up the corporate ladder. Nathalie counsels Sandrine in her seduction of the hardworking head of the firm (Roger Mirmont), but then Nathalie makes the mistake of falling for the handsome CEO (Fabrice Deville), an amoral hedonist who seduces the young women of the company and then drives them to suicide. He also likes to stage massive orgies and sleep with his own sister (Blandine Bury). From there on in, it just gets wilder, replete with a lurking specter of death and her pet hawk. While orgasmic writhing is plentiful, Brisseau's straightforward narrative keeps things focused. The film is as much homage to the pre-code Hollywood films of yore as it is an exercise in steamy Franco-erotica. A strong score of classical music by Bach, Vivaldi, and others makes SECRET THINGS what Kubrick's EYES WIDE SHUT was trying to be, a depiction of how the velocity of sex can tear the trappings of contemporary urban life clear away, exposing the timeless passion for destruction at the human core. [More]

Starring: Sabrina Seyvecou, Coralie Revel, Roger Mirmont, Fabrice Deville

Starring: Sabrina Seyvecou, Coralie Revel, Roger Mirmont, Fabrice Deville, Blandine Buryas

Director: Jean-Claude Brisseau

Director: Jean-Claude Brisseau
Screenwriter: Jean-Claude Brisseau
Producer: Jean-Francois Geneix, Jean-Claude Brisseau
Studio: First Run Features

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08/14/08
Lisa Nesselson
Lisa Nesselson
Variety

Either a highly erotic art film trading in sex, power and morality, or a trashy porno pretending to be deep. After watching two hours of hot young French women having sex with men, each other and themselves, I have to go with the latter.

Full Review Source: Chicago Tribune | comment Comment
04/29/04
Allison Benedikt
Allison Benedikt
Chicago Tribune

Tawdry, derailed, intellectualized melodrama -- the desperately French equivalent of an early-’90s, straight-to-vid Joan Severance title...

Full Review Source: Entertainment Today | comment Comment
01/09/04
Brent Simon
Brent Simon
Entertainment Today

Soft-core cornography.

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07/02/04
Chris Hewitt (St. Paul)
Chris Hewitt (St. Paul)
St. Paul Pioneer Press

Imagine Emmanuelle remade on a shoestring budget or Eyes Wide Shut staged by a community theater group.

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07/01/04
Colin Covert
Colin Covert
Minneapolis Star Tribune

Jean-Claude Brisseau's film, which takes a whip to Dangerous Liaisons and even winks at Rules of the Game, gets very silly with lesbian voyeurism and liturgical music.

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02/20/04
David Elliott
David Elliott
San Diego Union-Tribune

I wouldn't entirely dismiss it, but I would be reluctant to say I found too much about it that warmed my heart and appeased my soul.

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11/30/04
Dennis Schwartz
Dennis Schwartz
Ozus' World Movie Reviews

Gets more operatically farcical (most of it unintentionally so) by the minute.

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01/30/04
Desson Thomson
Desson Thomson
Washington Post
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04/12/04
Greg Muskewitz
Greg Muskewitz
eFilmCritic.com

There comes a moment in all truly terrible movies when you sense that you couldn't possibly be co-existing on the same planet as the filmmakers.

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04/09/04
John Hartl
John Hartl
Seattle Times

While some might mistake it as a bitter view of sexual politics and empowerment, it's also pretty crass filmmaking.

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05/14/04
John Monaghan
John Monaghan
Detroit Free Press

Culminates in a quasi-philosophical orgy of pretense and trashy would-be kicks that takes its rightful place among the worst movies I have ever seen.

Full Review Source: About.com | comment Comment
02/13/04
Jurgen Fauth
Jurgen Fauth
About.com

With plenty of girl-on-girl action, this is the movie that photographer David Hamilton would love to make.

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04/09/04
Kent Turner
Kent Turner
Film-Forward.com

Secret Things loses that narrative midway through.

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02/19/04
Kim Williamson
Kim Williamson
Boxoffice Magazine
 
 
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