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Secret Things (2003)

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Reviews Counted:48

Fresh:23

Rotten:25

Average Rating:5.5/10

Consensus: Pretentious and trashy.

Rated: Not Rated

Runtime: 1 hr 55 mins

Genre: Dramas

Theatrical Release:Jan 2, 2004 Limited

Synopsis: Jean-Claude Brisseau's film is a heady melange of old-fashioned office seduction and Sadean orgy-mongering done up with Gallic flair. Sandrine (Sabrina Seyvecou) and Nathalie (Coralie Revel) meet... Jean-Claude Brisseau's film is a heady melange of old-fashioned office seduction and Sadean orgy-mongering done up with Gallic flair. Sandrine (Sabrina Seyvecou) and Nathalie (Coralie Revel) meet while being fired from a strip club and soon they dare each other into a lesbian affair and masturbate publicly. They decide to make their new sexual exploits work for them, getting office jobs and sleeping their way up the corporate ladder. Nathalie counsels Sandrine in her seduction of the hardworking head of the firm (Roger Mirmont), but then Nathalie makes the mistake of falling for the handsome CEO (Fabrice Deville), an amoral hedonist who seduces the young women of the company and then drives them to suicide. He also likes to stage massive orgies and sleep with his own sister (Blandine Bury). From there on in, it just gets wilder, replete with a lurking specter of death and her pet hawk. While orgasmic writhing is plentiful, Brisseau's straightforward narrative keeps things focused. The film is as much homage to the pre-code Hollywood films of yore as it is an exercise in steamy Franco-erotica. A strong score of classical music by Bach, Vivaldi, and others makes SECRET THINGS what Kubrick's EYES WIDE SHUT was trying to be, a depiction of how the velocity of sex can tear the trappings of contemporary urban life clear away, exposing the timeless passion for destruction at the human core. [More]

Starring: Sabrina Seyvecou, Coralie Revel, Roger Mirmont, Fabrice Deville

Starring: Sabrina Seyvecou, Coralie Revel, Roger Mirmont, Fabrice Deville, Blandine Buryas

Director: Jean-Claude Brisseau

Director: Jean-Claude Brisseau
Screenwriter: Jean-Claude Brisseau
Producer: Jean-Francois Geneix, Jean-Claude Brisseau
Studio: First Run Features

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Rich Cline

Brisseau's filmmaking style is artful and clever ... so it's a pity when he begins to wallow in corny moralising and operatic excesses.

Full Review Source: | comment Comment | Aug., 26 2005 05:42 AM

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Dennis Schwartz

I wouldn't entirely dismiss it, but I would be reluctant to say I found too much about it that warmed my heart and appeased my soul.

Full Review Source: | comment Comment | Nov., 30 2004 06:46 PM

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Christopher Null

Brisseau is getting at the heart of human nature and the price of ambition, and he's cutting with a sharp knife, revealing all of its entrails whether you like it or not

Full Review Source: | comment Comment | Nov., 09 2004 02:16 PM

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Boston Phoenix

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2/4

Chris Hewitt (St. Paul)

Soft-core cornography.

Full Review Source: | comment Comment | Jul., 02 2004 04:00 PM

St. Paul Pioneer Press

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1.5/4

Colin Covert

Imagine Emmanuelle remade on a shoestring budget or Eyes Wide Shut staged by a community theater group.

Full Review Source: | comment Comment | Jul., 01 2004 02:38 PM

Minneapolis Star Tribune

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Tom Long

A lot of sexy stuff wrapped in an obvious morality tale with some philosophical hooey and clunky symbols thrown in to justify the cheap, but undeniable, thrills.

Full Review Source: | comment Comment | May., 14 2004 06:16 PM

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John Monaghan

While some might mistake it as a bitter view of sexual politics and empowerment, it's also pretty crass filmmaking.

Full Review Source: | comment Comment | May., 14 2004 02:30 PM

Detroit Free Press

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1.5/4

Rob Thomas

Ridiculous and pretentious and just plain nutty

Full Review Source: | comment Comment | May., 13 2004 11:21 AM

Capital Times (Madison, WI)

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Richard Roeper

... a sexy movie.

Full Review Source: | comment Comment | May., 03 2004 03:48 PM

Ebert & Roeper

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3/4

Roger Ebert

The film is well made, well acted, cleverly written, photographed by Wilfrid Sempe as if he's a conspirer with the sexual schemers.

Full Review Source: | comment Comment | Apr., 30 2004 04:54 PM

Chicago Sun-Times

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Allison Benedikt

Either a highly erotic art film trading in sex, power and morality, or a trashy porno pretending to be deep. After watching two hours of hot young French women having sex with men, each other and themselves, I have to go with the latter.

Full Review Source: | comment Comment | Apr., 29 2004 12:14 PM

Chicago Tribune

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Walter Chaw

Part sexual odyssey (more a sexual inferno), part trenchant sociological exposé.

Full Review Source: | comment Comment | Apr., 22 2004 07:20 PM

Film Freak Central

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Seattle Post-Intelligencer

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Greg Muskewitz

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1.5/5

Marc Savlov

While the points it hammers home with all the subtlety of a Vivid Video girl's come-on are anything but pointless, the film begins an inexorable slide into outright silliness by the third act.

Full Review Source: | comment Comment | Apr., 11 2004 08:16 AM

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