Critic Review - Observer [UK]

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Armageddon". "Armageddon who?" "Armageddon tired of watching this lousy movie."

July 14, 2012 Full Review Source: Observer [UK] | Comments (12)
Observer [UK]

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Min Wu

Min Wu

WTF is this shit? Confuzzelled.

Oct 16 - 09:07 PM

Jason D.

Jason Derrick

I agree fully. This was a lame attempt at making a movie. Great comment!

Sep 14 - 12:13 PM

Werner Heisenberg

Werner Heisenberg

(UK)

You british people are the most unfunny species on our planet.

Sep 17 - 12:30 AM

Hugo Emanuel Melo

Hugo Emanuel Melo

Don't let this noob lead you into making outrageous claims as the one you just did. If you watch series like "The Office (uk), League of Gentleman and Spaced you will perhaps realize that not all british people are unfunny. Or Watch Shaun of the dead, hot fuzz and Paul. And by the way, German people are said to be the most unfunny people in the planet, an opinion I dont' subscrive. In fact, I don't think there are "funny" or "unfanny" nationalities, just funnier or unfunnier people...

Oct 10 - 07:25 AM

George Riedel

George Riedel

How is this in any way a review of the film? And how long have you had this "joke" queued up, waiting for an Armageddon movie to come out?

Sep 17 - 05:01 PM

Teddy Bearskovich

Teddy Bearskovich

Learn how to take a joke, Mr. Grumpy Wumps.

Oct 14 - 12:53 PM

Hugo Emanuel Melo

Hugo Emanuel Melo

Somebody actuallly pays this guy to write such absurdities? What is he, 5? Ok, maybe six, considering that it is a written review. Or maybe he just dictated it to somebody else who put it on paper. As for the movie I have not yet seen it, but this review was too ridiculous to ignore...

Oct 10 - 07:20 AM

John J.

John John

Not funny, just boring, with stupid dialogue throughout. A terrible movie. I breathed a sigh of relief when it was over!

Oct 20 - 07:52 PM

Jaime Reyes

Jaime Reyes

I would have to disagree.
This movie was heart warming and very clever.

I would like very much to see you come up with something hey gov'na??

Respectively,
James
San Antonio, Texas

Oct 21 - 12:57 AM

Diego Tutweiller

A Portrait of the Trollfighter as a Young Man

LOLing my ass off. This bad pun deserves the highest of fives.

Oct 26 - 06:02 PM

Yasmine Sheaito

Yasmine Sheaito

Haha, witty. I agree, actually, quite a boring film.

Oct 31 - 11:19 AM

Alice Johnston

Alice Johnston

This movie and your joke rank exactly alike in suckville. Movie was depressingly boring, and found myself wishing the asteriod would hurry up and put the film out of it mesry.

Nov 5 - 04:07 PM

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