• R, 1 hr. 49 min.
  • Comedy
  • Directed By:
    Martin McDonagh
    In Theaters:
    Oct 12, 2012 Limited
    On DVD:
    Jan 29, 2013
  • CBS Films

Seven Psychopaths Quotes

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    1. Marty: Friends don't make their friends die.
    – Submitted by Frances H (8 months ago)
    1. Billy: You're fucked from birth. The Spanish got bullfighting. The French got cheese. And the Irish have alcoholism.
    2. Marty: And what do the Americans have?
    3. Billy: Tolerance.
    – Submitted by Mike P (11 months ago)
    1. Charlie: Peace is for queers, and now you're gonna die.
    – Submitted by Jorge C (14 months ago)
    1. Marty: I don't have a drinking problem. I just like drinking.
    2. Billy: Of course you do, Marty. One: You're a writer. Two: You're from Ireland. It's part of your heritage. You're fucked!
    – Submitted by Joakim A (18 months ago)
    1. Hans: Five hundred bucks, baby! A blonde lady with a big fat basset hound.
    2. Myra: When you gonna get a job that ain't just stealing from folks, Hans?
    – Submitted by Joakim A (18 months ago)
    1. Hans: You're the one who thought psychopaths were so interesting! They get kind of tiresome after a while, don't you think?
    – Submitted by Suzanna A (19 months ago)
    1. Bill: Art and peace and all that shit can wait
    – Submitted by Jakob S (19 months ago)
    1. Hans: I know you said dream sequences are for fags but I think it could work y'know we all gotta dream don't we?
    – Submitted by JuanJo F (19 months ago)
    1. Hans: I know you said dream sequences are for fags but I think it could work y'know we all gotta dream don't we?
    – Submitted by JuanJo F (20 months ago)
    1. Billy: You know, Marty, the way you're feeling today--all depressed and alcoholic and shit-- you know what you should do? Put it into your writing, man! Use it! Bad idea?
    2. Marty: Thanks, Billy. Great idea. I'll put the way I'm feeling today into my writing. Then I'll go blow my fucking brains out.
    3. Billy: Come on, man! You know your writing helps alleviate your suicidal self-loathing and shit!
    4. Marty: I don't have suicidal self-loathing and shit.
    – Submitted by Nadia S (20 months ago)
    1. Billy: Five...four...three...two
    2. Charlie: Wait! Please go back to five. Please.
    3. Billy: I'm not going back to five, man. I'm not going back to five............Five
    – Submitted by William C (20 months ago)
    1. Hans: Fuck the cops. Fuck em!
    – Submitted by William C (20 months ago)
    1. Zachariah: You think I'm not serious just because I carry a rabbit around?
    – Submitted by James B (20 months ago)
    1. Billy: [to Zachariah] Okay you seem normal come on in, we have to get this dog off the street cause its kidnapped from a manic.
    – Submitted by James B (20 months ago)
    1. Marty: No shoot-outs, no pay-offs. Just human beings talking.
    2. Bill: What, are we making French movies now? That sounds like the stupidest ending. No shoot-outs? That sounds like the stupidest ending I've ever fucking... No shoot-outs!?
    3. Marty: No?
    4. Bill: No!
    – Submitted by Rolf J (20 months ago)
    1. Billy: That, right there, is not a deal. Equally cool. *Big grin*
    – Submitted by Rolf J (20 months ago)
    1. Hans: An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind.
    2. Billy: No, it doesn't. There'll be one guy left with one eye. How's the last blind guy gonna take out the eye of the last guy left?
    – Submitted by Lucas M (20 months ago)
    1. Billy: I wasn't trying to break his nose, his nose was just in the middle of what I was punching!
    – Submitted by Adam E (20 months ago)
    1. Billy: [speaking in Marty's Irish accent] You'll be grand! Sure of course we're friends.
    – Submitted by Fiona M (21 months ago)
    1. Marty: That's just great! That's just fucking great! Do you know what that is? Do you know what that is right there!
    2. Hans: Great?
    3. Marty: That's just fucking great!
    – Submitted by William C (22 months ago)
    1. Billy: You forgot about the flare gun you fuckin' idiot!
    – Submitted by Ryan M (23 months ago)
    1. Hans: As Gandhi said...'An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind'. I believe that whole heartedly.
    2. Bill: No it doesn't. There'll be one guy left with one eye. How's the last blind guy going to take out the eye of the last guy left whose still got one eye left? All that guy has to do is run away and hide behind a bush. Ghandi was wrong. It's just that nobody's got the balls to come out and say it.
    – Submitted by Kim H (23 months ago)
    1. Hans: It's their blood... It's his puke.
    – Submitted by Chris P (24 months ago)
    1. Charlie: Put your hands up!
    2. Hans: No.
    3. Charlie: But I've got a gun!
    4. Hans: I don't care.
    5. Charlie: That doesn't make any sense!
    6. Hans: Too bad!
    – Submitted by Cameron B (24 months ago)

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