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Severed Ways: The Norse Discovery of America (2007)

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Average Rating: 5.2/10
Critic Reviews: 6
Fresh: 3 | Rotten: 3

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Average Rating: 2.9/5
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Many historians contend that Norse explorers settled on the North American continent long before it was "discovered" by Columbus, and this adventure blends historical research with the filmmakers' imagination in the tale of two 11th Century Vikings and their struggle to survive in a new land. Orn (Tony Stone) and Volnard (Fiore Tedesco) are the only two survivors of a bloody clash between their Viking clan and a band of Native Americans; aware that their best hope of survival is to move on, they

Jul 28, 2009

Magnolia Pictures

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Stone's admirable and persuasive evocation is unfortunately marred by his self-defeating resort to flurries of claustrophobic, fragmented hand-held shots that obfuscate just about every crucial plot development in the film.

July 20, 2009 Full Review Source: Los Angeles Times | Comment
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Severed Ways is one of the oddest movies I've seen in a while -- and that's a good thing.

March 13, 2009 Full Review Source: New York Post | Comment
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If nothing else, Mr. Stone, from his tangled hair to dirty feet, has taken himself and his story into the beyond -- way, way beyond.

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The spectacle of two dudes mucking about in the primal forest becomes tedious...

March 10, 2009 Full Review Source: Village Voice | Comment
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If only Stone's elliptical storytelling style were as lucid as his eye for the environment.

March 4, 2009 Full Review Source: Variety | Comment
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More or less what you'd have if Ingmar Bergman had shot The Blair Witch Project...

November 5, 2009 Full Review Source: Boston Phoenix | Comment
Boston Phoenix

Severed Ways exudes a specific and unique vibe, and youre either going to get into it or youre not...If youre willing to just stop, look and listen, you might have a good time.

August 19, 2009 Full Review Source: Movie Metropolis | Comment
Movie Metropolis

One of the more beautifully shot films of the year...so long as the camera is standing still.

July 19, 2009 Full Review Source: Movie Dearest | Comment
Movie Dearest

That director Tony Stone concocted and nearly pulls off this gruff, truly indie flick, maintaining our interest -- mostly -- through slow, wordless curio makes him a director to watch.

July 17, 2009 Full Review Source: Boxoffice Magazine | Comment
Boxoffice Magazine

A must-see.

July 16, 2009 Full Review Source: L.A. Weekly | Comment
L.A. Weekly

Captivating locations can't overcome deplorable scenes of defecation and actually killing a hen onscreen. This is so slow and lacking in pace it tries one's patience.

July 16, 2009 Full Review Source: tonymedley.com | Comment

Gorgeous cinematography of fabulous wilderness landscape cannot compensate for the self-indulgence and viewer-alienating technique of a clueless rookie director/writer/actor.

March 17, 2009 Full Review Source: Film Journal International | Comment
Film Journal International

A pretentious, tedious, jarring and grueling test of a viewer's patience.

March 15, 2009 Full Review Source: NYC Movie Guru | Comment
NYC Movie Guru

Largely lacking in dialogue (if not unintentional hilarity), this intensely personal project is proof positive that Bill and Ted grew up to become filmmakers.

March 11, 2009 Full Review Source: Time Out New York | Comment (1)
Time Out New York

Seems more informed by low-budget History Channel programs and the proto-metal Norse lore of Led Zeppelin's "Immigrant Song."

March 10, 2009 Full Review Source: Slant Magazine | Comment
Slant Magazine

Minimalist independent cinema doesn't get much more low fidelity than debut writer/director Tony Stone's garish vision of 11th century Vikings discovering North America.

March 10, 2009 Full Review Source: ColeSmithey.com | Comment
ColeSmithey.com

If all Vikings acted like the two principals in this glacial-paced film, Valhalla must be an empty, desolate place.

March 9, 2009 Full Review Source: Compuserve | Comment
Compuserve

Minimalist retro-dialogue in Old Norse, a closeup of human defecation in real time, choked chickens for dinner, and man rape of a dumb blonde macho Viking dragged off by a native woman warrior in heat to her tepee where she, well, makes him her squaw.

March 7, 2009 Full Review Source: NewsBlaze | Comment
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Audience Reviews for Severed Ways: The Norse Discovery of America

"Severed Ways" is an almost entirely wordless long-form video set to Metal and Goth music. It tries to imagine what it must have been like to be a Norseman exploring North America in 1000 AD. Writer/director Tony Stone (who also plays the lead role) appears to know a lot more about music than filmmaking, screenwriting

November 20, 2009
Bill D 2007
William Dunmyer

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"Does a Viking shit in the woods?" - Josh FuestingPossibly the worst Viking movie ever made.Definitely the worst home-made movie about vikings.

December 10, 2010

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