Shark Night 3D (2011)
Average Rating: 3.4/10
Reviews Counted: 63
Fresh: 10 | Rotten: 53
A joyless excursion into the water that doesn't even produce good gore or nudity thanks to the neutered PG-13 rating.
Average Rating: 2.6/10
Critic Reviews: 10
Fresh: 0 | Rotten: 10
A joyless excursion into the water that doesn't even produce good gore or nudity thanks to the neutered PG-13 rating.
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Arriving by boat at her family's Louisiana lake island cabin, Sara (Sara Paxton) and her friends quickly strip down to their swimsuits for a weekend of fun in the sun. But when star football player Malik (Sinqua Walls) stumbles from the salt-water lake with his arm torn off, the party mood quickly evaporates. Assuming the injury was caused by a freak wake-boarding accident, the group realizes they have to get Malik to a hospital on the other side of the lake, and fast. But as they set out in a
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Dustin Milligan
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Sara Paxton
Sara -
Sinqua Walls
Malik -
Alyssa Diaz
Maya -
Joel David Moore
Gordon -
Chris Carmack
Dennis -
Katharine McPhee
Beth -
Joshua Leonard
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Chris Zylka
Blake -
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Damon Lipari
Keith
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All Critics (63) | Top Critics (10) | Fresh (11) | Rotten (53) | DVD (7)
Shark Night, handled with impersonality by Snakes on a Plane pilot David R. Ellis, aspires to nothing more or less than carrying along an audience through a string of unremarkable kills, often involving high-jumping fish.
A second round is out of the question. Unless, of course, they called it "Gladys Knight 3D.'' Then all is forgiven.
The sharks are rubber and the performances are wooden and that's just about all you need to know.
The result is a movie that isn't crummy, exactly, just blah: when the freakiest teeth on screen belong not to one of Walt Conti's animatronically realized sharks but to a good-ol'-boy called Red, you know you have a problem.
Sharks have it bad enough as endangered, misunderstood predators with a terrible public relations image without seeing their serial-killing stardom drowned out by hammy acting and torture-porn villainy.
A ho-hum series of kills and lulls so predictable that it doesn't even look like much fun for the sharks; when they open wide, they might as well be yawning.
Predictable. Disposable. Listless. Boring. This is not how you make great horror films.
The most disturbing sequence comes after the end credits, actually, when the actors are shown performing together on a really bad rap video.
This clearly isn't a film that wants to win awards for logic, so it dives head first in to just pure idiocy, and never comes back up for air.
Never mind that the film is never scary; it also is never much *fun*.
Awful on nearly every level, but wholly entertaining as a laugh-out-loud party movie. Shark Night is dumb, but you probably won't care.
This film falls apart in the deliberately bad character development which never quite registers as a joke but rather as a weak attempt at actually developing the characters.
In the end Shark Night is a feisty and enjoyable little package that you're guaranteed to get a few laughs and cheap thrills out of.
The end result is a horror effort that never becomes the guilty pleasure it clearly wants to be...
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This is a pretty bad movie that (I think) knows it's a pretty bad movie. What keeps it from being even worse and entering into the useless 'torture porn' genre is its PG-13 rating, which teeters on the brink of 'R' territory throughout.
A bad taste frenzy, with cameras tied to the bellies of some beasts contained by crooks in a salt water lake.
Enjoyably trashy Jaws/Piranha rip-off, enlivened by likeable performances and some impressive 3D effects, but the plot is laugh-out-loud ridiculous and there's an oddly prudish approach to gore and nudity.
Little more than a brain damaged, irony-free, and curiously toothless attempt to retread the success of last year's surprising summer gorefest, Piranha 3D.
[Leaves] you with nothing more than a few poke-y moments and wistful memories of Piranha 3D.
... a new movie genre: sharxploitation ...
Disappointing, but diverting; I was expecting the man-eating hammerhead, but not the lecture on 'moral relativism' from the local sheriff.
Most lacking is any sense of humor or style in a film that aspires to mediocrity and achieves it all too easily.
Shark Night is also not Jaws redux. It is more like a shark bite version of Friday the 13th.
Audience Reviews for Shark Night 3D
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- Gordon: Let's rock it out!
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