Shaun of the Dead Quotes

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• 1. Shaun: Oh fuck this, I'm going to the shed!
  2. Ed: I thought you said it was locked?
  – Submitted by Michael M (2 months ago)
• 1. Shaun: I left a Mars Bar in the glove box and he chased me around the garden with a piece of wood.
  – Submitted by Augusta M (5 months ago)
• 1. Ed: Bet Pete would be pissed if he knew I was driving his car.
  2. Shaun: I don't think so.
  – Submitted by Augusta M (5 months ago)
• 1. Shaun: I'm so sorry...
  2. Phillip: Sorry for what?
  3. Shaun: Er...nothing.
  – Submitted by Augusta M (5 months ago)
• 1. Shaun: We may have to kill my stepdad.
  – Submitted by Augusta M (5 months ago)
• 1. David: Well, we can all agree that we did the right thing.
  – Submitted by Augusta M (5 months ago)
• 1. Shaun: Would anyone like a peanut?
  – Submitted by Augusta M (5 months ago)
• 1. Shaun: Oh, fuck off four eyes! Why don't you go to her if you love her so much?
  – Submitted by Augusta M (5 months ago)
• 1. Ed: It's not hip-hop, it's Electro. Fucking prick. Next time I see him he's dead.
  – Submitted by Daniel R (7 months ago)
• 1. Pete: It's four in the fucking morning!
  2. Shaun: It's saturday!
  3. Pete: No it's not. It's fucking sunday,and i've got to go to work in four fucking hours. Because every other fucker in my fucking department is fucking ill. So can you see why i'm so fucking angry!?
  4. Ed: Fuck ya!
  – Submitted by Daniel R (7 months ago)
• 1. Ed: Oh God. Who the hell put this on?
  2. Shaun: [crying] It's on random.
  – Submitted by Daniel R (7 months ago)
• 1. Liz: Please can we just calm the fuck down.
  – Submitted by Han C (8 months ago)
• 1. Shaun: Yeah, but Big Al says dogs can't look up!
  – Submitted by Han C (8 months ago)
• 1. Shaun: David kill the queen.
  2. David: What?
  3. Shaun: The jukebox.
  – Submitted by Han C (8 months ago)
• 1. Phillip: I ran it under a cold tap!
  – Submitted by Corey V (9 months ago)
• 1. Shaun: I know you don't want to be here forever, even I got things I want to do in my life.
  2. Pete: When?
  – Submitted by Kylee M (10 months ago)
• 1. Ed: Who died and made you fucking king of the zombies?
  – Submitted by ethan t (10 months ago)
• 1. Shaun: Pete... Pete.
  2. Ed: Oy Prick!
  3. Shaun: [both of them] He's not in...
  – Submitted by Caomh M (12 months ago)
• 1. Shaun: Mum, he touched me.
  – Submitted by Monty W (13 months ago)
• 1. Phillip: [Ed is driving Philip's Jaguar very fast, dodging other cars as he tries to escape the zombies] [pompously] You *do* realise this is a 20 mph zone?
  2. Ed: [grinning] Oh yeah!
  – Submitted by Francis L (14 months ago)
• 1. Barbara: My, how you've grown!
  2. Ed: Yeah, you'd better believe it.
  – Submitted by Francis L (14 months ago)
• 1. Ed: You've got red on you.
  – Submitted by Francis L (14 months ago)
• 1. Shaun: [after the gun fires in the pub, proving Ed correct] Okay. But dogs CAN look up!
  – Submitted by Francis L (14 months ago)
• 1. Shaun: Do you want anything from the shop?
  2. Ed: Cornetto.
  – Submitted by Francis L (14 months ago)
• 1. Ed: Don't forget to kill Philip!
  – Submitted by Francis L (14 months ago)
• 1. Ed: Who died and made you fucking king of the zombies?
  – Submitted by Francis L (14 months ago)
• 1. Ed: WE'RE COMING TO GET YOU, BARBARA!
  – Submitted by Victor G (15 months ago)
• 1. Ed: Hey, Shaun, look who it is!
  2. Shaun: FUCK-A-DOODLE-DO!
  – Submitted by Rocky F (15 months ago)
• 1. Barbara: It's been a funny kind of day hasn't it?
  – Submitted by Andrew O (16 months ago)
• 1. Shaun: Get fucked four eyes!
  – Submitted by Daniel R (16 months ago)
• 1. Ed: Two seconds.
  – Submitted by Daniel R (16 months ago)
• 1. Ed: Any zombies out there?
  – Submitted by James T (16 months ago)
• 1. Barbara: [over the phone] Well they were a bit... bitey.
  – Submitted by Thomas G (18 months ago)
• 1. Ed: Can I get any of you cunts... a drink?
  – Submitted by Jackson L (19 months ago)
• 1. Dianne: [describing the zombies] Just look at the face: it's vacant, with a hint of sadness. Like a drunk who's lost a bet.
  – Submitted by Gavin S (21 months ago)
• 1. Shaun: David, kill the Queen!
  2. David: What?!
  3. Shaun: The Jukebox!
  4. David: Ohhh!
  – Submitted by Nic B (21 months ago)
• 1. Ed: The 'Batman' soundtrack?
  2. Shaun: Throw it.
  – Submitted by Nic B (21 months ago)
• 1. Shaun: No! That's the second album I ever bought!
  – Submitted by Alejandro O (21 months ago)
• 1. Ed: Two seconds!
  – Submitted by Alejandro O (21 months ago)
• 1. Shaun: Oh my God. She's so drunk.
  – Submitted by Virginia K (24 months ago)
• 1. Shaun: diba diba diba diba...
  – Submitted by Chris P (2 years ago)
• 1. Shaun: Bash em in the head...that seems to work out.
  – Submitted by Chris P (2 years ago)