Shrek 2 Quotes

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    1. Queen Lillian: Harold!
    2. Princess Fiona: Shrek!
    3. Shrek: Fiona!
    4. King Harold: Fiona!
    5. Princess Fiona: Mom!
    6. Queen Lillian: Harold!
    7. Donkey: Donkey!
    – Submitted by Joe N (40 days ago)
    1. Pinocchio/Three Pigs: Yep, he croaked.
    – Submitted by Matthew D (4 months ago)
    1. Puss In Boots: Today, I repay my debt.
    – Submitted by Matthew D (4 months ago)
    1. Puss In Boots: Hmm, you're still an ass to me.
    – Submitted by Matthew D (4 months ago)
    1. Fairy Godmother: I told you before, ogres don't live happily ever after!
    – Submitted by Matthew D (4 months ago)
    1. Fairy Godmother: Harold! You were meant to give her the potion!
    2. King Harold: Well, I think I gave her the wrong tea!
    – Submitted by Matthew D (4 months ago)
    1. Shrek: A cute button nose? Thick wavy locks? Taught round buttocks?
    – Submitted by Matthew D (4 months ago)
    1. Shrek: Oh yes, I live in a 'enchanted' forest with cute little animals.
    2. Donkey: You mean the swamp!
    – Submitted by Matthew R (21 months ago)
    1. receptionist: Enough, Reggie!
    – Submitted by Matthew R (21 months ago)
    1. Donkey: Uh why dont you guys go ahead and I'll park the car.
    – Submitted by Evan T (2 years ago)
    1. Gingerbread Man/Cedric/Announcer/Muffin Man/ Mongo: Are we there yet?
    – Submitted by Evan T (2 years ago)
    1. Donkey: I'm a stallion baby.
    – Submitted by Evan T (2 years ago)
    1. King Harold: He's ogre.
    – Submitted by Anthony A (2 years ago)
    1. Prince Charming: What happened here?
    – Submitted by Anthony A (2 years ago)
    1. Prince Charming: Where is he, Mom?
    – Submitted by Anthony A (2 years ago)
    1. Prince Charming: What?!
    – Submitted by Anthony A (2 years ago)
    1. Fairy Godmother: The ogre! That's what!
    – Submitted by Anthony A (2 years ago)
    1. Pinocchio/Three Pigs: Pigs in a blanket!
    – Submitted by Anthony A (2 years ago)
    1. Shrek: Now!
    – Submitted by Anthony A (2 years ago)
    1. Shrek: Come on!
    – Submitted by Anthony A (2 years ago)
    1. Shrek: No!
    – Submitted by Anthony A (2 years ago)
    1. Princess Fiona: Hi-ya!
    – Submitted by Anthony A (2 years ago)
    1. Fairy Godmother: Yes!
    – Submitted by Anthony A (2 years ago)
    1. King Harold: No, really. I'm fine.
    – Submitted by Anthony A (2 years ago)
    1. Puss In Boots: For you, baby, I could be.
    – Submitted by Anthony A (2 years ago)
    1. Puss In Boots: That's not mine.
    – Submitted by Anthony A (2 years ago)
    1. Captain of the Guards: Yep. That's catnip.
    – Submitted by Anthony A (2 years ago)
    1. Princess Fiona: Shrek?
    – Submitted by Anthony A (2 years ago)
    1. Donkey: Police brutality!
    – Submitted by Anthony A (2 years ago)
    1. Donkey: Police Brutality! Police Brutality!
    – Submitted by Daniel W (2 years ago)
    1. Puss In Boots: I hate Mondays.
    – Submitted by Lou Z (2 years ago)
    1. Puss In Boots: [to Shrek] I too was concocting this very same plan, already our minds are becoming one!
    – Submitted by Lucas M (3 years ago)
    1. Princess Fiona: Shrek?
    2. Puss In Boots: For you, baby, I could be.
    – Submitted by Lucas M (3 years ago)
    1. Captain of the Guards: Yep, that's catnip.
    2. Puss In Boots: Um... that's... not mine.
    – Submitted by Lucas M (3 years ago)

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