Shrek the Third Quotes

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    1. Prince Charming: You. You can't lie, so tell me puppet, where is Shrek?
    2. Pinocchio: Uh, hmm, well, uh, I don't know where he's not.
    3. Prince Charming: You're telling me, you don't know where Shrek is?
    4. Pinocchio: It wouldn't be inaccurate to assume that I couldn't exactly not say that it is or isn't almost partially incorrect.
    5. Prince Charming: So, you do know where he is?
    6. Pinocchio: On the contrary, I'm possibly more or less not definitely rejecting the idea that in no way with any amount of uncertainty that I undeniably do or do not know where he shouldn't probably be, if that indeed wasn't where he isn't. Even if he wasn't at where I knew he was that'd mean I really have to know where he wasn't.
    – Submitted by Kia M (23 months ago)
    1. Prince Charming: He's bringing back the next heir?
    – Submitted by Anthony A (2 years ago)
    1. Prince Charming: You don't know where Shrek is?
    – Submitted by Anthony A (2 years ago)
    1. Prince Charming: [Facepalms himself]
    – Submitted by Anthony A (2 years ago)
    1. Prince Charming: Stop it!
    – Submitted by Anthony A (2 years ago)
    1. Prince Charming: So you DO know where he is?
    – Submitted by Anthony A (2 years ago)
    1. Prince Charming: You're telling me you don't know where Shrek is?
    – Submitted by Anthony A (2 years ago)
    1. Prince Charming: Where is Shrek?
    – Submitted by Anthony A (2 years ago)
    1. Prince Charming: You! [Turns Pinocchio's head around] You can't lie. So tell me, puppet. Where is Shrek?
    – Submitted by Anthony A (2 years ago)
    1. Prince Charming: I am the rightful king of Far Far Away!
    – Submitted by Anthony A (2 years ago)
    1. Prince Charming: [Crying]
    – Submitted by Anthony A (2 years ago)
    1. Puss in Boots: Some people just don't understand boundaries.
    – Submitted by Anthony A (2 years ago)
    1. Shrek: Donkey! Out you go!
    – Submitted by Anthony A (2 years ago)
    1. Donkey: [Opening the covers and seeing Shrek naked] Aaah! You know, you really need to get yourself a pair of jammies!
    – Submitted by Anthony A (2 years ago)
    1. Cyclops: Do a number on his face!
    – Submitted by Anthony A (2 years ago)
    1. Captain Hook: We're not your friends.
    – Submitted by Anthony A (2 years ago)
    1. Shrek: Donkey!
    – Submitted by Anthony A (2 years ago)
    1. Donkey: [Playing peekaboo with one of the ogre babies] Peek-a-boo! Peek-a-boo!
    – Submitted by Anthony A (2 years ago)
    1. Prince Charming: Mwahahahahahaha!
    – Submitted by Anthony A (2 years ago)
    1. Prince Charming: And you, Frumpypigskin...
    2. Rumplestiltskin: Rumpelstiltskin.
    – Submitted by Anthony A (2 years ago)
    1. Rumplestiltskin: [Correcting Charming] Rumpelstiltskin.
    – Submitted by Anthony A (2 years ago)

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