Shrek the Third Quotes

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  • Prince Charming:
    You. You can't lie, so tell me puppet, where is Shrek?
    Pinocchio:
    Uh, hmm, well, uh, I don't know where he's not.
    Prince Charming:
    You're telling me, you don't know where Shrek is?
    Pinocchio:
    It wouldn't be inaccurate to assume that I couldn't exactly not say that it is or isn't almost partially incorrect.
    Prince Charming:
    So, you do know where he is?
    Pinocchio:
    On the contrary, I'm possibly more or less not definitely rejecting the idea that in no way with any amount of uncertainty that I undeniably do or do not know where he shouldn't probably be, if that indeed wasn't where he isn't. Even if he wasn't at where I knew he was that'd mean I really have to know where he wasn't.
    ‐ Submitted by Kia M (2 years ago)

  • Prince Charming:
    He's bringing back the next heir?
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Prince Charming:
    You don't know where Shrek is?
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Prince Charming:
    [Facepalms himself]
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Prince Charming:
    Stop it!
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Prince Charming:
    So you DO know where he is?
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Prince Charming:
    You're telling me you don't know where Shrek is?
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Prince Charming:
    Where is Shrek?
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Prince Charming:
    You! [Turns Pinocchio's head around] You can't lie. So tell me, puppet. Where is Shrek?
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Prince Charming:
    I am the rightful king of Far Far Away!
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Prince Charming:
    [Crying]
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Puss in Boots:
    Some people just don't understand boundaries.
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Shrek:
    Donkey! Out you go!
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Donkey:
    [Opening the covers and seeing Shrek naked] Aaah! You know, you really need to get yourself a pair of jammies!
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Cyclops:
    Do a number on his face!
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Captain Hook:
    We're not your friends.
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Shrek:
    Donkey!
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Donkey:
    [Playing peekaboo with one of the ogre babies] Peek-a-boo! Peek-a-boo!
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Prince Charming:
    Mwahahahahahaha!
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Prince Charming:
    And you, Frumpypigskin...
    Rumplestiltskin:
    Rumpelstiltskin.
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Rumplestiltskin:
    [Correcting Charming] Rumpelstiltskin.
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

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