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    1. Miles Raymond: Quaffable but far from transcending.
    – Submitted by Gusto G (2 years ago)
    1. Jack Lapate: See? rigth there... that's beautiful. A smudge of excrement... I could never write that.
    – Submitted by Jorge T (2 years ago)
    1. Jack Lapate: Youre a bad, bad, girl Stephanie.
    2. Stephanie: I know and I need to be spanked.
    – Submitted by Mandy S (3 years ago)
    1. Miles Raymond: It tastes like the back of a fucking L.A. school bus. Now they probably didn't de-stem, hoping for some semblance of concentration, crushed it up with leaves and mice, and then wound up with this rancid tar and turpentine bullshit. Fuckin' Raid.
    2. Jack Lapate: Tastes pretty good to me.
    – Submitted by Chris P (3 years ago)
    1. Jack Lapate: Listen, man. Cammi gets off in an hour, so I was thinking I'd just hang around and have a drink, and make sure she gets home safe.
    – Submitted by Chris P (3 years ago)
    1. Jack Lapate: If they want to drink Merlot, we're drinking Merlot.
    2. Miles Raymond: No, if anyone orders Merlot, I'm leaving. I am NOT drinking any fucking Merlot!
    – Submitted by Jake R (3 years ago)

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