Silver Linings Playbook Quotes

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• 1. Pat: Hey Jake! This is Cliff. This is my doctor Cliff.
  2. Jake: Look, two things. We gotta watch that bubble screen for fucking Manning in the backfield, and we gotta make sure we knock the receivers on their ass off the line of scrimmage.
  3. Dr. Cliff Patel: You can say that again. Those cocksuckers!
  – Submitted by William C (2 days ago)
• 1. Officer Keogh: Do yourself a favor: respect a restraining order, ok?
  – Submitted by William C (2 days ago)
• 1. Ronnie: Alright, if you want to talk to her, go ahead. I don't want to talk to her.
  2. Pat: Why not?
  3. Ronnie: Because she brings me down, man!
  – Submitted by William C (2 days ago)
• 1. Jake: Did you get the jersey?
  2. Pat: I got the jersey.
  3. Ronnie: Beautiful jersey. Love that jersey!
  4. Pat: Veronica didn't like it.
  5. Ronnie: Veronica hates that jersey.
  – Submitted by William C (2 days ago)
• 1. Tiffany: Would you just leave me alone!
  2. Pat: I have one more letter for you to read.
  3. Tiffany: What the fuck is wrong with you! Give it to her yourself!
  4. Pat: If you just read it I promise you won't ever have to see me again.
  5. Tiffany: This is so fucked up.
  6. Pat: Yeah, just read it.
  – Submitted by William C (2 days ago)
• 1. Ronnie: I go into the garage. Metallica. Megadeath. Yeeaaahhh!
  2. Pat: That's fucked up.
  3. Ronnie: Hurt my hand, start breaking shit.
  – Submitted by William C (2 days ago)
• 1. Tiffany: What! The! Fuck! You're killing me!
  – Submitted by William C (2 days ago)
• 1. Pat: She is my friend with an F.
  2. Danny: Yeah, capital F.
  3. Pat: For friend.
  – Submitted by William C (2 days ago)
• 1. Pat Sr.: The only way to beat my crazy was by doing something even crazier. Thank you. I love you. I knew it from the moment I saw you. I'm sorry it took me so long to catch up.
  – Submitted by Junhua L (51 days ago)
• 1. Tiffany: I'm just a crazy slut with a dead husband!
  – Submitted by Guido M (2 months ago)
• 1. Pat: Just trying to be romantic.
  – Submitted by Eman B (2 months ago)
• 1. Danny: C'mon Pat, black it up!
  – Submitted by Marcy B (2 months ago)
• 1. Tiffany: Humanity is just nasty and there's no silver lining.
  – Submitted by Mati M (2 months ago)
• 1. Older Waitress: Slow down, Raisin Bran.
  – Submitted by Zach C (2 months ago)
• 1. Pat Solitano: I ordered raisin bran because I don't want it to look like a date.
  2. Tiffany: It can still be a date if you order raisin bran.
  – Submitted by Rachael R (2 months ago)
• 1. Tiffany: I told my story and you judged me?
  – Submitted by Reza P (2 months ago)
• 1. Dr. Cliff Patel: DeSean Jackson is the man.
  – Submitted by Ikayo G (2 months ago)
• 1. Pat: I´m sorry it took so long for me to catch up, I just got stuck.
  – Submitted by Sheena I (2 months ago)
• 1. Pat: I´m sorry it took so long for me to catch up, I just got stuck.
  – Submitted by Sheena I (2 months ago)
• 1. Tiffany: You are afraid to be alive. You're afraid to live. You're a conformist. You're a liar. I opened up to you and you judged me. You're an asshole. You're an asshole!
  – Submitted by Jillian L (2 months ago)
• 1. Pat: You look nice.
  2. Tiffany: Thank you.
  3. Pat: Oh, I'm not flirting with you.
  4. Tiffany: Oh, I didn't think you were.
  5. Pat: I just see that you made an effort, and I'm gonna be better with my wife. I'm working on that. I wanna acknowledge her beauty. I never used to do that. I do now. Just practicing. How'd Tommy die?
  – Submitted by Jillian L (2 months ago)
• 1. Tiffany: I was a slut. There will always be a part of me that is dirty and sloppy, but I like that, just like all the other parts of myself. I can forgive. Can you say the same for yourself, fucker? Can you forgive? Are you capable of that?
  – Submitted by Jillian L (2 months ago)
• 1. Pat: The only way to beat my crazy was by doing something even crazier. Thank you. I love you. I knew it from the moment I saw you. I'm sorry it took me so long to catch up.
  – Submitted by Jillian L (2 months ago)
• 1. Tiffany: You love me?
  2. Pat: Yeah.
  3. Tiffany: Okay.
  – Submitted by Jillian L (2 months ago)
• 1. Pat Sr.: Why are you wearing a garbage bag?
  2. Pat Solitano: To sweat.
  – Submitted by Jacob M (2 months ago)
• 1. Tiffany: You know what? Forget I offered to help you. Forget the entire fucking idea. Because that must have been fucking crazy, because I'm so much crazier than you! I'm just the crazy slut with a dead husband!
  – Submitted by Tyler H (2 months ago)
• 1. Pat: Thank you, I Love you. I knew it in the minute I met you. I'm sorry it took so long for me to catch up. I just got stuck.
  – Submitted by Riz R (3 months ago)
• 1. Pat: If you stay positive, you have a shot at a silver lining.
  – Submitted by Grace C (3 months ago)
• 1. Tiffany: You are afraid to be alive, you are afraid to live. You're a hypocrite, you're a conformist. You're a liar! I opened up to you an you judged me. You're an asshole!
  – Submitted by Maja K (3 months ago)
• 1. Pat: The only way to beat my crazy was by doing something even crazier.
  – Submitted by Elliot L (3 months ago)
• 1. Pat Sr.: I'm going to come over and break that camera over your head, and come back and interview you about what it's like to have that camera broken over your head.
  – Submitted by Brendan C (4 months ago)
• 1. Pat Solitano: You have poor social skills. You have a problem.
  – Submitted by Brendan C (4 months ago)
• 1. Tiffany: There's always gonna be a part of me that's slutty and dirty but I like that with all the other parts of myself.
  – Submitted by April C (4 months ago)
• 1. Pat: The world will break your heart ten ways to Sunday, thats guaranteed, and I can't begin to explain that, or the craziness inside myself and everybody else but guess what? Sunday is my favorite day again. I think of everything everyone did for me and I feel like a very lucky guy.
  – Submitted by Drew P (4 months ago)
• 1. Tiffany: He's harassing me! He's harassing me!
  – Submitted by Lucas B (4 months ago)
• 1. Dance Competition Announcer: Why are they so excited about a five?
  – Submitted by Chadd D (4 months ago)
• 1. Pat Sr.: Are you taking the right dose?
  2. Pat: Of course I am dad if I wasn't then I'd be on the floor.
  – Submitted by Nancy G (4 months ago)
• 1. Tiffany: Calm down crazy!
  – Submitted by Hannah M (4 months ago)
• 1. Dr. Cliff Patel: True love is about letting her go and seeing if she returns...
  – Submitted by Sulmaan A (5 months ago)
• 1. Danny: Black it up!
  – Submitted by Dakota D (5 months ago)
• 1. Tiffany: I opened up to you, and you judged me.
  – Submitted by Ruben Andrei N (5 months ago)
• 1. Tiffany: Hey!
  2. Pat: What the fuck!
  – Submitted by William C (5 months ago)
• 1. Pat Sr.: Are you taking the right dosage?
  – Submitted by Augusta M (5 months ago)
• 1. Randy: Look at the dancers! You might as well give me the money anyway!
  – Submitted by Augusta M (5 months ago)
• 1. Pat Sr.: What is this, Dancing With The Stars?
  – Submitted by Augusta M (5 months ago)
• 1. Pat: Well Tommy's dead, he's not going to fucking do it.
  – Submitted by Augusta M (5 months ago)
• 1. Tiffany: We have to tell him Nikki's going to be there.
  – Submitted by Augusta M (5 months ago)
• 1. Tiffany: It can still be a date even if you order Raisin Bran.
  – Submitted by Augusta M (5 months ago)
• 1. Dance Competition Announcer: Why are they so excited about a 5?
  – Submitted by Augusta M (5 months ago)
• 1. Tiffany: Are you going to walk me home?
  2. Pat: Are you looking at me?
  – Submitted by Augusta M (5 months ago)
• 1. Veronica: It's a fireplace!
  2. Tiffany: In the middle of the wall?
  – Submitted by Augusta M (5 months ago)
• 1. Pat: Cops have cards now?
  – Submitted by Augusta M (5 months ago)
• 1. Pat Sr.: Let me tell ya. You gotta pay attention to signs. When life reaches out with a moment like this it's a sin if you don't reach back... I'm telling you.
  – Submitted by Chris P (6 months ago)
• 1. Pat Sr.: Everybody?
  2. Tiffany: I was very depressed after Tommy died.
  3. Pat Sr.: You don't have to talk about it.
  4. Tiffany: Thanks.
  5. Pat Sr.: How many were there?
  – Submitted by Andrew 2 (6 months ago)