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The Simian Line (2000)

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Average Rating: 4/10
Reviews Counted: 18
Fresh: 3 | Rotten: 15

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14

Average Rating: 3.8/10
Critic Reviews: 7
Fresh: 1 | Rotten: 6

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Average Rating: 3.2/5
User Ratings: 102

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Movie Info

Director Linda Yellen spins this study of four couples as they struggle to maintain their relationships. Middle-aged divorcée and landlord Katharine (Lynn Redgrave) is completely smitten with her live-in lover Rick (Harry Connick, Jr.). She loves throwing parties, and on one Halloween she hosts a dinner for some wildly dissimilar guests: her tenets Sandra (Cindy Crawford) and Paul (Jamey Sheridan) are conservative professionals, while fellow building dwellers Marta (Monica Keena) and Billy

R, 1 hr. 46 min.

Drama, Comedy

Gisela Bernice, Linda Yellen

Feb 21, 2006

Gabriel Film Group

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All Critics (19) | Top Critics (8) | Fresh (3) | Rotten (16) | DVD (1)

It's a banal little indie ensemble comedy.

March 22, 2002 Comment
Orlando Sentinel
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It's partly the characters and partly the performers who are responsible for generating more feelings in the afterlife than the film's Weehawken Six achieve in here and now.

November 29, 2001 Full Review Source: New York Observer | Comment
New York Observer
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The story, such as it is, is hackneyed mush of the most contrived and patronizing kind.

November 16, 2001 Full Review Source: Newsday | Comment
Newsday
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One of those exercises in romantic whimsy that misses its mark: It's alternately sappy and uncomfortably harsh.

November 16, 2001 Comment
New York Post
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Reveals [Yellen's] mastery of artifice and theatricality in the service of eliciting genuine emotion and insight into human nature.

November 16, 2001 Full Review Source: Los Angeles Times | Comment
Los Angeles Times
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A muddy, cliché-ridden sudsfest that lurches uncertainly between comedy and soap opera without finding its emotional or visual footing.

November 16, 2001 Full Review Source: New York Times | Comment
New York Times
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Somewhere buried deep lurks a potentially interesting film.

January 3, 2002 Full Review Source: TheMovieReport.com | Comment
TheMovieReport.com

It is like an anthology that offers only one story that clicks.

December 9, 2001 Full Review Source: Film Journal International | Comment
Film Journal International

We grownups need more of this kind of silly, sweet, knowing romantic movie.

November 21, 2001 Full Review Source: Flick Filosopher | Comment
Flick Filosopher

In the end it's simply weak.

November 16, 2001 Full Review Source: IFilm | Comment
IFilm

See it now or wait for cable? It's a fine Line.

November 16, 2001 Full Review Source: E! Online | Comment
E! Online

The results here are decidedly mixed.

November 15, 2001 Full Review Source: TV Guide's Movie Guide | Comment
TV Guide's Movie Guide

It's telling ... that the most compelling performance in the film comes from Cindy Crawford, making her long-unawaited return to film after 1995's Fair Game.

November 15, 2001 Comment
New Times

You might think Weehawken is the epitome of dorkdom after the chimpanzee-less Line makes you choke on its old-fashioned, spiritless dust.

October 24, 2001 Full Review Source: Slant Magazine | Comment
Slant Magazine

A low-key entertaining comedy about four couples who fear losing their partners to others.

October 24, 2001 Full Review Source: Compuserve | Comment
Compuserve
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Audience Reviews for The Simian Line

Offbeat little film has it's moments and a wonderful cast, but ultimately doesn't work as a whole. It tackles too many story lines and found the editing to be distracting.

February 19, 2006
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James Higgins

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