Simon Birch Quotes
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- Adult Joe Wenteworth: You're never prepared for the moments that change your life.
- Adult Joe Wenteworth: Time is a monster that cannot be reasoned with. I responds like a snail to our impatience, Then it races like a gazelle when you can't catch your breath.
- Simon Birch: There are no accidents. God has a plan for all of us.Joe Wenteworth: There is no plan. Don't you understand?Simon Birch: But God...Joe Wenteworth: There is no God. He's like Santa Claus or the Easter Bunny. It's all bullshit, Simon.
- Joe Wenteworth: God sent me a screwball with an armadillo?
- Simon Birch: Your mother has the best breasts of all the mothers, and she smells the best, too. She's so sexy, that sometimes I forget she's someone's mother.Joe Wenteworth: Okay, okay!Simon Birch: I'm just being honest.Joe Wenteworth: What if I said the same thing about your mother?Simon Birch: I'd have you committed.
- Simon Birch: Boobs!‐ Submitted by David W (4 years ago)