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Simon Sez (1999)

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Reviews Counted: 13

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Average Rating: 1.7/10

Runtime: 86 mins

Genre: Action/Adventure

Synopsis: Interpol agent Simon (Dennis Rodman) is working a case against a vicious arms dealer when he runs into Nick, a CIA flunky attempting to deliver ransom and bring home a wealthy client's kidnapped... Interpol agent Simon (Dennis Rodman) is working a case against a vicious arms dealer when he runs into Nick, a CIA flunky attempting to deliver ransom and bring home a wealthy client's kidnapped daughter. It isn't long before the two are entwined in a deadly game of espionage and murder involving the arms dealer, the high-powered father of the kidnapped girl, and Simon's ex-girlfriend (Swedish Supermodel Emma Sjoberg)--whose body is a lethal weapon! [More]

Starring: Dennis Rodman, Emma Sjoberg, Dane Cook, John Pinette

Starring: Dennis Rodman, Emma Sjoberg, Dane Cook, John Pinette, Natalie Cigliuti, Filip Nicolic, Ricky Harris

Director: Kevin Elders

Director: Kevin Elders
Screenwriter: Rudy Cohen

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If you must watch it -- and I shudder to imagine the circumstances under which one must -- watch it in a light mood, perhaps under the influence of something.

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Mal actuada, mal editada, mal musicalizada y peor dirigida

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With such sheer ineptitude onscreen it's amazing that this hack job didn't go straight to video.

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