70% The Equalizer Sep 26
71% The Boxtrolls Sep 26
85% The Two Faces of January Sep 26
—— Two Night Stand Sep 26
91% Jimi: All Is by My Side Sep 26

Top Box Office

63% The Maze Runner $32.5M
66% A Walk Among the Tombstones $12.8M
43% This Is Where I Leave You $11.6M
11% No Good Deed $9.8M
71% Dolphin Tale 2 $8.9M
92% Guardians of the Galaxy $5.2M
20% Let's Be Cops $2.7M
19% Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles $2.7M
88% The Drop $2.1M
37% If I Stay $1.8M

Coming Soon

56% Men, Women & Children Oct 01
85% Gone Girl Oct 03
—— Annabelle Oct 03
67% The Good Lie Oct 03
—— 7500 Oct 03

Premieres Tonight

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—— The Blacklist: Season 2
52% Forever: Season 1
95% Gotham: Season 1
34% Scorpion: Season 1
—— Sleepy Hollow: Season 2

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62% Under the Dome: Season 2

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—— American Dad!: Season 11
87% Boardwalk Empire: Season 5
53% The Lottery: Season 1
89% Manhattan: Season 1
97% Masters of Sex: Season 2
80% Ray Donovan: Season 2
87% The Strain: Season 1
—— Witches of East End: Season 2

Simon Sez Reviews

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Entertainment Weekly
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This cockamamy action flick is excruciatingly formulaic -- brimming with spy movie cliches but devoid of the genre's fun, upper-class pretensions.

Full Review Source: Entertainment Weekly | Original Score: D-

August 3, 2009
Nathan Rabin
AV Club
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Dennis Rodman may be a great rebounder, but as a pop-culture icon, he's a one-trick pony.

Full Review Source: AV Club

August 3, 2009
Maitland McDonagh
TV Guide's Movie Guide

This on-the-cheap action thriller appears to exist purely as a showcase for the limited talents of self-created caricature Dennis Rodman, who in turn clearly needs to exploit himself while the exploiting is good.

Full Review Source: TV Guide's Movie Guide | Original Score: 1/4

August 3, 2009
Joe Leydon
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A frenetically junky action adventure that will quickly dribble off to vid stores after a token fast break in theatrical release.

Full Review Source: Variety

June 17, 2008
Chris Gore
Film Threat

It's as painful to watch as Rodman's star-posturing interviews.

Full Review Source: Film Threat | Original Score: 0.5/5

December 6, 2005
Eric D. Snider

If you must watch it -- and I shudder to imagine the circumstances under which one must -- watch it in a light mood, perhaps under the influence of something.

Full Review Source: | Original Score: D

November 29, 2003
Lawrence Van Gelder
New York Times
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Neither the Rivera scenery nor the martial arts of Xiong Xin Xin, much less the automotive stunts attributable to Remy Julienne, can lift Simon Sez beyond the very ordinary.

Full Review Source: New York Times | Original Score: 1.5/5

May 20, 2003
Dwayne E. Leslie
Boxoffice Magazine

The film's feeble attempts at humor are tedious; like the character of Nick, the film quickly goes from being funny to silly to annoying.

Full Review Source: Boxoffice Magazine | Original Score: 1.5/5

June 5, 2002
Kevin Thomas
Los Angeles Times
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Movies and Rodman would seem to be made for each other, but the pictures will have to start getting better than this one.

Full Review Source: Los Angeles Times | Original Score: 1.5/5

February 14, 2001
Michael Dequina

With such sheer ineptitude onscreen it's amazing that this hack job didn't go straight to video.

Full Review Source: | Original Score: 0/4

January 1, 2000

Mal actuada, mal editada, mal musicalizada y peor dirigida

Full Review Source: Moviola | Original Score: 0.5/4

January 1, 2000
Russell Smith
Austin Chronicle

Me, I'll stick to appreciating Worm Rodman in his true and natural element: the 96-foot hardwood floor.

Full Review Source: Austin Chronicle | Original Score: 0.5/5

January 1, 2000
Greg Muskewitz

One of the most awful movies (if you could even call it a movie) this year.

Full Review Source: | Original Score: 1/5

January 1, 2000
Evan Gatehouse
Apollo Guide

If you're a big Dennis Rodman fan, watch him playing basketball. If you're not, then you have zero reason to take in this movie.

Full Review Source: Apollo Guide | Original Score: 33/100

January 1, 2000
Owen Gleiberman
Entertainment Weekly
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Full Review Source: Entertainment Weekly | Original Score: D-

September 7, 2011
Emanuel Levy

| Original Score: 2/5

November 1, 2005
Frank Swietek
One Guy's Opinion

| Original Score: 0/5

May 6, 2004
Michelle Alexandria
Eclipse Magazine

| Original Score: 0/5

November 20, 2003
Susan Stark
Detroit News
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Full Review Source: Detroit News | Original Score: 1/4

January 1, 2000
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