If you must watch it -- and I shudder to imagine the circumstances under which one must -- watch it in a light mood, perhaps under the influence of something.
| Original Score: D
Mal actuada, mal editada, mal musicalizada y peor dirigida
| Original Score: 0.5/4
| Original Score: 0/5
Dennis Rodman may be a great rebounder, but as a pop-culture icon, he's a one-trick pony.
If you're a big Dennis Rodman fan, watch him playing basketball. If you're not, then you have zero reason to take in this movie.
| Original Score: 33/100
One of the most awful movies (if you could even call it a movie) this year.
| Original Score: 1/5
| Original Score: 1/4
Me, I'll stick to appreciating Worm Rodman in his true and natural element: the 96-foot hardwood floor.
| Original Score: 0.5/5
Movies and Rodman would seem to be made for each other, but the pictures will have to start getting better than this one.
| Original Score: 1.5/5
The film's feeble attempts at humor are tedious; like the character of Nick, the film quickly goes from being funny to silly to annoying.
With such sheer ineptitude onscreen it's amazing that this hack job didn't go straight to video.
| Original Score: 0/4
Neither the Rivera scenery nor the martial arts of Xiong Xin Xin, much less the automotive stunts attributable to Remy Julienne, can lift Simon Sez beyond the very ordinary.
| Original Score: 2/5
It's as painful to watch as Rodman's star-posturing interviews.
A frenetically junky action adventure that will quickly dribble off to vid stores after a token fast break in theatrical release.
This on-the-cheap action thriller appears to exist purely as a showcase for the limited talents of self-created caricature Dennis Rodman, who in turn clearly needs to exploit himself while the exploiting is good.
| Original Score: D-
This cockamamy action flick is excruciatingly formulaic -- brimming with spy movie cliches but devoid of the genre's fun, upper-class pretensions.