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  • Homer: How you doing? Peace be with you! Praise Jebus!
    ‐ Submitted by Owen M (3 years ago)

  • Homer: I'm happy here. Screw Springfield!
    ‐ Submitted by Matthew D (3 years ago)

  • Russ Cargill: Have you ever gone mad without power? It's boring, no one listens to you.
    ‐ Submitted by Matthew D (3 years ago)

  • Homer: Worst day of your life so far.
    ‐ Submitted by Jacob M (3 years ago)

  • Homer: Worst day of your life so far.
    ‐ Submitted by Krista M (3 years ago)

  • Ned Flanders: Boys don't forget to thank The Lord for this valuable... [Bart slams on to window naked] PENIS!
    ‐ Submitted by Tyler C (3 years ago)

  • Marge: What is the point of going to church every Sunday, when if someone we love has a genuine religious experience, we ignore it? Right Grampa?
    Grampa: I want bananas on my waffles!
    ‐ Submitted by Jørn-Vidar I (3 years ago)

  • Russ Cargill: I want guards guarding the dome 24/7, and this is how I want them arranged: tough, soft, tough, soft, soft, tough, soft, tough, tough, soft.
    ‐ Submitted by Aaron S (3 years ago)

  • Homer: Thank you, boob lady!
    ‐ Submitted by Matthew R (3 years ago)

  • Ralph: I like men now!
    ‐ Submitted by Jack W (3 years ago)

  • Barney: Preachy!
    Green Day: We're not being preachy!
    ‐ Submitted by Alex M (3 years ago)

  • Krusty the Clown: If you can find a greasier sandwich, you're in Mexico!
    ‐ Submitted by Manuela V (3 years ago)

  • Homer: That was the most incredible experience of my life! And now, to find my family, save my town, and drop ten pounds!
    ‐ Submitted by Manuela V (3 years ago)

  • Green Day: We've been playing for 3 and a half hours. Now we'd like just a minute of your time to say something about the environment.
    ‐ Submitted by Alex M (3 years ago)

  • Nelson's Mother: Nelson! It's time to go home. [looks at Bart] Ha ha!
    ‐ Submitted by Matthew R (3 years ago)

  • Homer: [house is getting attacked by mob] Careful! I got a chainsaw! [Makes horribly fake chainsaw noises]
    ‐ Submitted by Alex A (3 years ago)

  • Homer: He's not Spider- Pig anymore, he's Harry Plopper.
    Pig: Oink.
    ‐ Submitted by Bobby K (3 years ago)

  • President Arnold Schwarzenegger: It's like Christmas at the Kennedy Compound!
    ‐ Submitted by Cameron D (3 years ago)

  • President Arnold Schwarzenegger: Urgh! I hate this job. Every week is crisis this & end of the world that. Nobody comes up with a joke, I miss Danny DeVito.
    ‐ Submitted by Matthew D (3 years ago)

  • Tom Hanks: This is Tom Hanks saying if you see me in person, please leave me be.
    ‐ Submitted by Matthew D (3 years ago)

  • Russ Cargill: I was tricked by an Idiot?
    Cletus: Hey, I know how you feel. I was beat in tic tac toe by a chicken.
    ‐ Submitted by Timothy K (3 years ago)

  • President Arnold Schwarzenegger: I was elected to lead. Not to read.
    ‐ Submitted by Randon L (3 years ago)

  • Marge: [about pig crap silo] It's leaking.
    Homer: It's not leaking, Marge. It's overflowing.
    Marge: He filled up the silo in just two days?
    Homer: Well, I helped.
    ‐ Submitted by Miles F (3 years ago)

  • G.P.S. Woman: Coming up on your right... [gets reset because Springfield has been wiped off the map] ...nothing.
    ‐ Submitted by Cameron D (3 years ago)

  • Marge: How did pig tracks get on the ceiling?
    Homer: Spiderpig Spiderpig. Does whatever a Spiderpig does. Can he swing from a web? No he can't. He's a pig. Look out! He's a Spiderpig!
    ‐ Submitted by Domenica D (3 years ago)

  • Grampa: Twisted tale.... A thousand eyes.... Trapped forever.... EPA! EPA! EPA!
    ‐ Submitted by Zach S (3 years ago)

  • Moe: The top of his head's still showin'! CLAW AT IT!
    ‐ Submitted by Cameron D (3 years ago)

  • Homer: Thank you, boob lady!
    ‐ Submitted by Philip M (3 years ago)

  • Homer: [finds an angry mob outside their home] Marge, look, those idiots don't even know where we live! [angry mob goes to the Simpsons] D'oh!
    ‐ Submitted by Philip M (3 years ago)

  • Lisa: Dad, do something!
    Homer: [flipping the pages of the Bible] This book doesn't have any answers!
    ‐ Submitted by Philip M (3 years ago)

  • Ralph: I like men now.
    ‐ Submitted by Cameron D (4 years ago)

  • President Arnold Schwarzenegger: I was elected to lead, not to read. Number 3!
    ‐ Submitted by Fenky G (4 years ago)

  • Tom Hanks: Hi. This is Tom Hanks saying, if you see me in person, please leave me be.
    ‐ Submitted by Zach W (4 years ago)

  • Homer: Praise for Geebus.
    ‐ Submitted by Jess W (4 years ago)

  • Grampa: I'm part of the mob!
    ‐ Submitted by Eddie R (4 years ago)

  • Skull: Evil!
    ‐ Submitted by Matt S (4 years ago)

  • Chief Wiggum: Well... they're China's problem now.
    ‐ Submitted by Diego T (4 years ago)

  • Homer: Spider pig!
    ‐ Submitted by Wouter V (4 years ago)

  • Homer: Best kiss of your life, so far.
    ‐ Submitted by Andrew S (4 years ago)

  • Marge: How did the pig tracks get on the ceiling?
    Homer: Spiderpig, Spiderpig, does whatever a Spiderpig does! Can he swing? From a web? No he can't. He's a pig! Lookout! He's the Spiderpig!
    ‐ Submitted by Nick K (4 years ago)

  • Homer: I can't believe we're paying to see something we get on TV for free! If you ask me, everybody in this theater is a giant sucker! Especially you! [points to us]
    ‐ Submitted by Filipe M (4 years ago)

  • Russ Cargill: And to make sure nobody else gets out, I want roving death squads around the perimeter 24/7. I want 10,000 tough guys, and I want 10,000 soft guys to make the tough guys look tougher. And here's how I want 'em arranged: tough, tough, soft, tough, soft, soft, tough, tough, soft, soft, tough, soft.
    ‐ Submitted by Jake W (4 years ago)

  • Bumblebee Man: Ayayay! Un burro amoroso!
    ‐ Submitted by Javis C (4 years ago)

  • Homer: I would, but I'm afraid if I open the door, they'll take all of you!
    Carl: No we won't. We just want Homer!
    Homer: Well, maybe not you, but they'll kill Grandpa!
    Grampa: I'm part of the mob!
    ‐ Submitted by Javis C (4 years ago)

  • Russ Cargill: Hello Homer!
    Homer: So, we meet at last, whoever you are.
    ‐ Submitted by Javis C (4 years ago)

  • President Arnold Schwarzenegger: I was elected to lead, not to read.
    ‐ Submitted by Javis C (4 years ago)

  • Homer: It's not leaking, it's overflowing!
    Marge: He filled up the whole silo in two days?
    Homer: Well, I helped.
    ‐ Submitted by Phil B (4 years ago)

  • Ned Flanders: Uh, Homer? I don't mean to be a nervous Pervis, but if he falls, couldn't that make your boy a parapleg-erino?
    ‐ Submitted by Martin B (4 years ago)

  • Lisa: Oh come on now mom it's not like the government is monitoring everyones conversations.
    Marge: (Whisper on Government Workers headset) I just think we should lay low till we get to Seattle.
    NSA Worker: Oh my god it's them! (Screams) Hey everyone! We found them, the government actually found someone we're looking for! Yeah baby Yeah!
    ‐ Submitted by Martin B (4 years ago)

  • Marge: EPA, what could that be?
    Comic Book Guy: I believe it was the sound the green Alntern made when Sinestro threw him into a vat of acid. EEEEEPPPAA!
    Marge: Yeah, thanks for coming over.
    Comic Book Guy: Thanks for giving me your pregnancy pads. [Strechs pads over huge gut] Never known comfort like this. [Let's go and pad slaps against his stomach makig it jiggle]
    ‐ Submitted by Jacob D (4 years ago)

  • Moe: Ok, I'm gotta turn the lights off. When they come back on, I want all my booze back the way it was!
    ‐ Submitted by Stephen D (4 years ago)

  • Krusty the Clown: Teeny! Take out the baby!
    ‐ Submitted by Stephen D (4 years ago)

  • Tom Hanks: This is Tom Hanks saying if you see me in person, please, leave me be.
    ‐ Submitted by Palmer R (4 years ago)

  • Homer: Spider Pig! Spider Pig! Does whatever a spider pig does! can he swing from a web ? No he can't He's a pig! Lookout! Here comes...
    ‐ Submitted by Palmer R (4 years ago)

  • Marge: A thousand eyes. What could that mean?
    Grampa: I think a thousand, is a number.
    ‐ Submitted by Sarmad Q (4 years ago)

  • Homer: That was the most incredible experience of my life! And now, to find my family, save my town, and drop ten pounds!
    ‐ Submitted by Chris P (5 years ago)

  • Ned Flanders: Look at that, you can see the four states that border Springfield: Ohio, Nevada, Maine, and Kentucky!
    ‐ Submitted by Chris P (5 years ago)

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