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- Maj. Chip Hazard: It's a small world after all.
- Insaniac / Freakenstein: Hey Alan what do you think? Boxers or briefs? Hahaha!
- Alan Abernathy: Get those off your head...
- Insaniac / Freakenstein: Haha but seriously!.....Actually I'm allergic to plaid.