Snakes on a Train (2006)

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A cursed woman sends a train literally into the mouth of a giant snake in this Snakes on a Plane knock-off from Asylum Entertainment. After a couple flees an unsuccessful attempt to marry one of them off to royalty, a curse is laid upon the woman which makes her puke up snakes every few minutes -- a fate that can only be cured by a distant relative. Unfortunately the snakes keep on coming and soon a horde of these man-eating reptiles begin to terrorize a passenger train whose final destination … More

Rating: R (violence)
Genre: Action & Adventure, Horror, Mystery & Suspense
Directed By:
Written By: Eric Forsberg
On DVD: Jan 1, 2006
Runtime:
Warner Home Video

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as Julio

as Martin

as Dining Car Server

as The Coyote

as Passenger

as Passenger

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Critic Reviews for Snakes on a Train

All Critics (4) | Top Critics (1)

Unfortunately, neither undiscriminating action fans nor connoisseurs of high camp will find much bite in this latest direct-to-video product from The Asylum.

Full Review… | August 18, 2006
Variety
Top Critic

It's not nearly as awesome as it sounds.

Full Review… | October 15, 2007
Las Vegas Weekly

Asylum scores yet again with a hackneyed, lazy, horribly directed, and boring rip-off of another better film...

Full Review… | July 10, 2007
Cinema Crazed

The Mallachi Brothers truly impress. Too bad they got stuck with a screenplay that can't hold itself above water and a studio stuck in one heck of a lame rut.

Full Review… | August 14, 2006
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Audience Reviews for Snakes on a Train

So many reasons to see Snakes on a Train. So many reasons it was so bad...The acting was bad, The script was bad, the effects were bad, the ending was bad. But the most dissapointing thing of all is that the reason you watched the film for was in fact bad. That is, the Snakes were bad.

Directors Cat
Directors Cat

Super Reviewer

There is at least some nudity to look forward too...other than that...not so much.

kenstachnik
Ken Stachnik

Super Reviewer

Nope, not a sequel to the much hyped film of a similar name, but this independent cheapo rip-off sure as hell took advantage of its publicity. It's quite a dull film really with a bit of gore now and then, but it didn't have the budget to pull off the film effectively. An admirable but average effort.

WrenchLT
Lee ?

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