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Snakes on a Train

Snakes on a Train (2006)

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A cursed woman sends a train literally into the mouth of a giant snake in this Snakes on a Plane knock-off from Asylum Entertainment. After a couple flees an unsuccessful attempt to marry one of them off to royalty, a curse is laid upon the woman which makes her puke up snakes every few minutes -- a fate that can only be cured by a distant relative. Unfortunately the snakes keep on coming and soon a horde of these man-eating reptiles begin to terrorize a passenger train whose final destination

Jan 1, 2006

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All Critics (4) | Top Critics (1) | Fresh (0) | Rotten (4) | DVD (1)

Unfortunately, neither undiscriminating action fans nor connoisseurs of high camp will find much bite in this latest direct-to-video product from The Asylum.

August 18, 2006 Full Review Source: Variety
Variety
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It's not nearly as awesome as it sounds.

October 15, 2007 Full Review Source: Las Vegas Weekly
Las Vegas Weekly

Asylum scores yet again with a hackneyed, lazy, horribly directed, and boring rip-off of another better film...

July 10, 2007 Full Review Source: Cinema Crazed
Cinema Crazed

The Mallachi Brothers truly impress. Too bad they got stuck with a screenplay that can't hold itself above water and a studio stuck in one heck of a lame rut.

August 14, 2006 Full Review Source: Hollywood Bitchslap
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Audience Reviews for Snakes on a Train

So many reasons to see Snakes on a Train. So many reasons it was so bad...The acting was bad, The script was bad, the effects were bad, the ending was bad. But the most dissapointing thing of all is that the reason you watched the film for was in fact bad. That is, the Snakes were bad.
October 29, 2011
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There is at least some nudity to look forward too...other than that...not so much.
June 18, 2007
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