Snatch

Snatch

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    1. Turkish: So, what do you think? Do you know anyone who might be interested?
    – Submitted by Frances H (7 months ago)
    1. Turkish: For every action, there is a reaction, and a Piker reaction is quite a fuckin' thing.
    – Submitted by Frances H (7 months ago)
    1. Bullet Tooth Tony: You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.
    – Submitted by Frances H (7 months ago)
    1. Turkish: He loves that dog. Always playing silly games.
    – Submitted by Alec L (17 months ago)
    1. Vinny: Did he have four fingers?
    2. Sol: I'm sorry, I couldn't get the bi-noc-u-lars out in time.
    – Submitted by Alec L (17 months ago)
    1. Tommy: Are you saying I can't shoot?
    2. Turkish: No Tommy, I'm not saying you can't shoot. I know you can't shoot. I'm saying that six-pound piece of shit stuck in your trousers would do more damage if you fed it to him.
    – Submitted by Alec L (17 months ago)
    1. Sol: You ain't from this planet are you, Vincent? Who is gonna mug two black fellas, holding pistols, sat in a car that is worth less than your shirt?
    – Submitted by Alec L (17 months ago)
    1. Brick Top: You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
    – Submitted by Alec L (17 months ago)
    1. Turkish: Look at it. How am I suppose to run this thing from that? We'll need a proper office. I want a new one, Tommy. You're going to buy it for me.
    2. Tommy: Why me?
    3. Turkish: Well, you know about caravans.
    4. Tommy: How's that?
    5. Turkish: You spent the summer in one, which means you know more than me. And i don't want to have my pants pulled down over the price.
    6. Tommy: What's wrong with this one?
    7. Turkish: Oh nothing, Tommy. It's tiptop. It's just I'm not sure about the colour.
    – Submitted by Alec L (17 months ago)
    1. Vinny: I thought you said he was a getaway driver? What the fuck can he get away from, eh?
    – Submitted by Alec L (17 months ago)
    1. Bullet Tooth Tony: Avi, pull your socks up.
    – Submitted by Alec L (17 months ago)
    1. Avi: Tony?
    2. Bullet Tooth Tony: What?
    3. Avi: Look in the dog.
    4. Bullet Tooth Tony: What do you mean "look in the dog?"
    5. Avi: I mean open him up.
    6. Bullet Tooth Tony: It's not as if it's a tin of baked beans! What do you mean "open him up?"
    – Submitted by Alec L (17 months ago)
    1. Avi: Shut up & sit down, you big bald fuck!
    – Submitted by Matthew D (19 months ago)
    1. Brick Top: If you ever stop me when I'm walking again. I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off.
    – Submitted by Brendan C (20 months ago)
    1. Brick Top: Get your tongue out my asshole.
    – Submitted by Brendan C (20 months ago)
    1. Brick Top: In the quiet words of virgin Mary, come again.
    – Submitted by Ram C (21 months ago)
    1. Avi: Why is he called Boris the bullet dodger?
    2. Doug the Head: Because he dodges bullets, Avi.
    – Submitted by Jai J (21 months ago)
    1. Avi: Should I call you Bullet?
    2. Bullet Tooth Tony: You can call me Susan if it makes you happy.
    – Submitted by James B (22 months ago)
    1. Turkish: Boris The Blade. Or Boris the Bullet Dodger. As hard as the Soviet hammer and as bent as the sickle that crosses it.
    – Submitted by Sim R (22 months ago)
    1. Boris 'The Blade' Yurinov: Heavy is good. Heavy is reliable. If it doesn't work you can always hit them with it.
    – Submitted by Sim R (22 months ago)
    1. Avi: Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup o' tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fuckin' Poppins. London!
    – Submitted by Sim R (22 months ago)
    1. Turkish: Tommy, the tit, is praying. And if he isn't, he fuckin' should be.
    – Submitted by Raghu P (23 months ago)
    1. Turkish: All he's got to do is stay down.
    2. Mickey O'Neil: [knocks his opponent out]
    3. Turkish: Now, we are fucked.
    – Submitted by William C (24 months ago)
    1. Turkish: Tommy, the tit, is praying. And if he isn't, he fuckin' should be.
    – Submitted by Harry M (2 years ago)
    1. Franky Four Fingers: Where is the stone? Where is the stone? *punches man* Where is the stoooone? *punches man again*
    – Submitted by Alex A (2 years ago)
    1. Turkish: Sugar?
    2. Brick Top: No thank you, Turkish; I'm sweet enough.
    – Submitted by Alex A (2 years ago)
    1. Mickey O'Neil: Do you like dags?
    2. Tommy: Dags?
    3. Mickey O'Neil: Yeah dags.
    4. Tommy: Uh dogs yeah I like dags.
    – Submitted by Paul V (2 years ago)
    1. Brick Top: You are on thin ice my pedigree chums!
    – Submitted by Matt G (2 years ago)
    1. Sol: London?
    2. Avi: Yes, London. You know : Fish, chips, cup-o-tea, bad food, worst weather, Mary fuckin' Poppins, London!
    – Submitted by Vincent B (2 years ago)
    1. Turkish: Fuckface... I like that one Errol. I'll have to remember that one next time I'm climbing off yer mum.
    – Submitted by Andrew G (2 years ago)
    1. Tommy: Who took the jam outta your doughnut?
    2. Turkish: You took the fucking jam outta my doughnut, Tommy. You did.
    – Submitted by Andrew G (2 years ago)
    1. Doug the Head: We got sandy beaches.
    2. Avi: So who the fuck wants to see them?
    – Submitted by Jeremy F (2 years ago)
    1. Turkish: Fuck me all, Tom! What's that?
    2. Tommy: It's me belt, Turkish.
    3. Turkish: No, Tommy, there's a gun in your trousers. What is a gun doing in your trousers?
    4. Tommy: It's for protection!
    5. Turkish: Protection from what? Zee Germans?
    – Submitted by Audrey R (2 years ago)
    1. Bullet Tooth Tony: You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.
    – Submitted by Lea L (3 years ago)
    1. Turkish: So what do you do? You go to see the man that knows about these sort of things.
    – Submitted by Yury M (3 years ago)
    1. Turkish: I fail to recognize the correlation between losing ten grand, hospitalizing Gorgeous, and a good deal.
    – Submitted by Yury M (3 years ago)
    1. Avi: Should I call you Bullet? Tooth?
    2. Bullet Tooth Tony: You can call me Susan if it makes you happy.
    – Submitted by Chris P (3 years ago)
    1. Brick Top: Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.
    – Submitted by Chris P (3 years ago)

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