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  • Turkish:
    So, what do you think? Do you know anyone who might be interested?
    ‐ Submitted by Frances H (15 months ago)

  • Turkish:
    For every action, there is a reaction, and a Piker reaction is quite a fuckin' thing.
    ‐ Submitted by Frances H (15 months ago)

  • Bullet Tooth Tony:
    You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.
    ‐ Submitted by Frances H (15 months ago)

  • Turkish:
    He loves that dog. Always playing silly games.
    ‐ Submitted by Alec L (2 years ago)

  • Vinny:
    Did he have four fingers?
    Sol:
    I'm sorry, I couldn't get the bi-noc-u-lars out in time.
    ‐ Submitted by Alec L (2 years ago)

  • Tommy:
    Are you saying I can't shoot?
    Turkish:
    No Tommy, I'm not saying you can't shoot. I know you can't shoot. I'm saying that six-pound piece of shit stuck in your trousers would do more damage if you fed it to him.
    ‐ Submitted by Alec L (2 years ago)

  • Sol:
    You ain't from this planet are you, Vincent? Who is gonna mug two black fellas, holding pistols, sat in a car that is worth less than your shirt?
    ‐ Submitted by Alec L (2 years ago)

  • Brick Top:
    You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
    ‐ Submitted by Alec L (2 years ago)

  • Turkish:
    Look at it. How am I suppose to run this thing from that? We'll need a proper office. I want a new one, Tommy. You're going to buy it for me.
    Tommy:
    Why me?
    Turkish:
    Well, you know about caravans.
    Tommy:
    How's that?
    Turkish:
    You spent the summer in one, which means you know more than me. And i don't want to have my pants pulled down over the price.
    Tommy:
    What's wrong with this one?
    Turkish:
    Oh nothing, Tommy. It's tiptop. It's just I'm not sure about the colour.
    ‐ Submitted by Alec L (2 years ago)

  • Vinny:
    I thought you said he was a getaway driver? What the fuck can he get away from, eh?
    ‐ Submitted by Alec L (2 years ago)

  • Bullet Tooth Tony:
    Avi, pull your socks up.
    ‐ Submitted by Alec L (2 years ago)

  • Avi:
    Tony?
    Bullet Tooth Tony:
    What?
    Avi:
    Look in the dog.
    Bullet Tooth Tony:
    What do you mean "look in the dog?"
    Avi:
    I mean open him up.
    Bullet Tooth Tony:
    It's not as if it's a tin of baked beans! What do you mean "open him up?"
    ‐ Submitted by Alec L (2 years ago)

  • Avi:
    Shut up & sit down, you big bald fuck!
    ‐ Submitted by Matthew D (2 years ago)

  • Brick Top:
    If you ever stop me when I'm walking again. I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off.
    ‐ Submitted by Brendan C (2 years ago)

  • Brick Top:
    Get your tongue out my asshole.
    ‐ Submitted by Brendan C (2 years ago)

  • Brick Top:
    In the quiet words of virgin Mary, come again.
    ‐ Submitted by Ram C (2 years ago)

  • Avi:
    Why is he called Boris the bullet dodger?
    Doug the Head:
    Because he dodges bullets, Avi.
    ‐ Submitted by Jai J (2 years ago)

  • Avi:
    Should I call you Bullet?
    Bullet Tooth Tony:
    You can call me Susan if it makes you happy.
    ‐ Submitted by James B (2 years ago)

  • Turkish:
    Boris The Blade. Or Boris the Bullet Dodger. As hard as the Soviet hammer and as bent as the sickle that crosses it.
    ‐ Submitted by Sim R (2 years ago)

  • Boris 'The Blade' Yurinov:
    Heavy is good. Heavy is reliable. If it doesn't work you can always hit them with it.
    ‐ Submitted by Sim R (2 years ago)

  • Avi:
    Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup o' tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fuckin' Poppins. London!
    ‐ Submitted by Sim R (2 years ago)

  • Turkish:
    Tommy, the tit, is praying. And if he isn't, he fuckin' should be.
    ‐ Submitted by Raghu P (2 years ago)

  • Turkish:
    All he's got to do is stay down.
    Mickey O'Neil:
    [knocks his opponent out]
    Turkish:
    Now, we are fucked.
    ‐ Submitted by William C (2 years ago)

  • Turkish:
    Tommy, the tit, is praying. And if he isn't, he fuckin' should be.
    ‐ Submitted by Harry M (2 years ago)

  • Franky Four Fingers:
    Where is the stone? Where is the stone? *punches man* Where is the stoooone? *punches man again*
    ‐ Submitted by Alex A (2 years ago)

  • Turkish:
    Sugar?
    Brick Top:
    No thank you, Turkish; I'm sweet enough.
    ‐ Submitted by Alex A (2 years ago)

  • Mickey O'Neil:
    Do you like dags?
    Tommy:
    Dags?
    Mickey O'Neil:
    Yeah dags.
    Tommy:
    Uh dogs yeah I like dags.
    ‐ Submitted by Paul V (2 years ago)

  • Brick Top:
    You are on thin ice my pedigree chums!
    ‐ Submitted by Matt G (2 years ago)

  • Sol:
    London?
    Avi:
    Yes, London. You know : Fish, chips, cup-o-tea, bad food, worst weather, Mary fuckin' Poppins, London!
    ‐ Submitted by Vincent B (2 years ago)

  • Turkish:
    Fuckface... I like that one Errol. I'll have to remember that one next time I'm climbing off yer mum.
    ‐ Submitted by Andrew G (3 years ago)

  • Tommy:
    Who took the jam outta your doughnut?
    Turkish:
    You took the fucking jam outta my doughnut, Tommy. You did.
    ‐ Submitted by Andrew G (3 years ago)

  • Doug the Head:
    We got sandy beaches.
    Avi:
    So who the fuck wants to see them?
    ‐ Submitted by Jeremy F (3 years ago)

  • Turkish:
    Fuck me all, Tom! What's that?
    Tommy:
    It's me belt, Turkish.
    Turkish:
    No, Tommy, there's a gun in your trousers. What is a gun doing in your trousers?
    Tommy:
    It's for protection!
    Turkish:
    Protection from what? Zee Germans?
    ‐ Submitted by Audrey R (3 years ago)

  • Bullet Tooth Tony:
    You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.
    ‐ Submitted by Lea L (3 years ago)

  • Turkish:
    So what do you do? You go to see the man that knows about these sort of things.
    ‐ Submitted by Yury M (3 years ago)

  • Turkish:
    I fail to recognize the correlation between losing ten grand, hospitalizing Gorgeous, and a good deal.
    ‐ Submitted by Yury M (3 years ago)

  • Avi:
    Should I call you Bullet? Tooth?
    Bullet Tooth Tony:
    You can call me Susan if it makes you happy.
    ‐ Submitted by Chris P (4 years ago)

  • Brick Top:
    Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.
    ‐ Submitted by Chris P (4 years ago)

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