Snatch Reviews
The movie is not boring, but it doesn't build and it doesn't arrive anywhere.
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| Original Score: 2/4
eFilmCritic.com
Simply put, Snatch stinks.
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| Original Score: 1/4
Ozus' World Movie Reviews
Like the director's other film, this has no strong role for a woman.
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| Original Score: C+
rec.arts.movies.reviews
Its continuous action and frenetic pace don't make it either fresh or funny. I'm curious to see what genre Ritchie tackles next.
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| Original Score: 4/10
It's not a sequel, not a remake; it's reheated Ritchie.
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| Original Score: C
Loaded down with too many characters and locations.
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| Original Score: 2/4
Ritchie doesn't have a whole lot to say about matters of fate, morality and manhood.
Snatch just seems aggressively smug, like a doorman at a club that too desperately wants to be coolly exclusive.
Goatdog's Movies
It was probably a lot of fun to make, but it really doesn't add anything to the genre, and it's not really a development over his first film.
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| Original Score: 2.5/5
Looking Closer
It's rather like the favorite pastime of this movie's villain ... throwing wild dogs into a pit and watching them fight until there's only one left standing.
| Original Score: D
Philadelphia Weekly
...showoff filmmaking that blatantly ignores the needs of story and character in favor of whatever happens to look 'cool.'
Matinee Magazine
The kind of moronic, blood-soaked exercise in nihilism that might have felt fresh 25 years ago if accompanied by a score of Sex Pistols music, but now is stale and moldy in its excesses.
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| Original Score: D-
Film Blather
There's just not a lot of fun to be had here. The plot is too convoluted, too filled with double-reversals and twists for us to turn our brains off, relax and watch Guy Ritchie's kinetic visual style.
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| Original Score: D+
Cinerina
Snatch is like Chinese food: tastes great, but no sense memory afterward. I gave this movie a lower rating than Lock Stock even though I enjoyed Snatch more.
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Montreal Film Journal
All the Tarantino trademarks, basically, except that it's not nearly as enjoyable, inventive or clever.
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| Original Score: 2.5/4
Compuserve
Mayhem posing as hip; motion aspiring to chic.
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| Original Score: 5/10
UK Critic
Snatch gives us a few distinctive and stylish moments, then recycles them and somehow expects that to be good enough.
| Original Score: 2/4
Internet Reviews
Fun for a time until the repetition factor sets in.
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| Original Score: 7/10
culturevulture.net
The dialogue is never quite as witty as it thinks it is, and the convoluted narrative and endless gun battles become wearisome over time.
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| Original Score: 7/10
eFilmCritic.com
Snatch jettisons everything which was admirable about Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels.
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| Original Score: 2/4
Baseline.Hollywood.com
If an audience heads to "Snatch" expecting to see new ground broken by the writer-director, well, they will be disappointed.
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| Original Score: 3.5/5

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