Critic Review - Los Angeles Times

It is an absolute wonder to watch and creates a warrior princess for the ages. But what this revisionist fairy tale does not give us is a passionate love - its kisses are as chaste as the snow is white.

May 31, 2012 Full Review Source: Los Angeles Times | Comments (2)
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hahhaa! No my dear. It was NOT an absolute wonder, as you call it.

It was an Absolute Wonder how the Studio Chief will not be sacked after this horrifically bad film. Wow. This movie truly sucked.

The acting did not impress, the direction did not impress, pathetic special effects, and pathetic reviewer Betsy Shark. They must have got their money's worth pimping Flat Soda with Fizzz you claim it has. FLAT (as is your review)

look on the meter. 46% Rotten rating? Wow. That is very generous. More like 4.6% Fresh.

Jun 2 - 04:49 PM

Lydia Croft

Lydia Croft

I agree with 007.
The visuals might look nice but they borrowed heavily from more successful titles like the Studio Ghibli Franchise.
The acting was awful and chaste... more like barren for Kristen Stewart. awful.

The redeeming aspects were Chris Hemwsorth, Charlize Theron.... an the rest was confused, illogical and so tragically bad that its laughable- as in I was crying with laughter thrughout due to how bad it was.

Jul 8 - 12:17 PM

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