Sorority Row (2009)
Critic Consensus: Though it's slick and stylish, Sorority Row offers nothing new to the slasher genre and misses the mark both in its attempts at humor and thrills.
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|Rating:||R (for strong bloody violence, language, some sexuality/nudity and partying)|
|Directed By:||Stewart Hendler|
|Written By:||Josh Stolberg, Peter Goldfinger, Pete Goldfinger|
|In Theaters:||Sep 11, 2009 Wide|
|On DVD:||Feb 23, 2010|
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as Mrs. Crenshaw
as Bra-Clad Sister
as Trampoline Sister
as Over-It Sister
as Already Drunk Sister
as Slutty Sister
as Sarcastic Sister
as Ditzy Sister
as Mrs. Tappan
as Dr. Rosenburg
as Senator Pitts
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Critic Reviews for Sorority Row
It's yet another '80s slasher remake, so you know the drill...er, the tire iron pimped out with blades.
Call me the sarcastic sister, but the only thing screaming in any convincing way here are the cheap look, epileptic direction, and off-key, "edgy" humor.
By the time the killer's identity is finally revealed you'll be amazed at how screenwriters make big bucks penning lines like, "Who the hell lit the house on fire? Shit!"
This is a movie so formulaic it could have been written by Microsoft Excel.
Typical slasher film packed with boobs, boys, booze and blood. Go into Sorority Row with your brain on cruise control and just enjoy the movie for what it is: a gore party.
Audience Reviews for Sorority Row
It's like the writer took different horror movie scripts put them all together and end up with a non scary ,predictable,annoying and boring result .And among all those people who died in this flick ,so did originality.
Poor! Scary but the acting just made it terrible!
Cast: Jamie Chung, Rumer Willis, Audrina Patridge, Carrie Fisher, Briana Evigan, Matt O'Leary, Matt Lanter, Margo Harshman, Julian Morris, Leah Pipes
Director: Stewart Hendler
Summary: When a prank results in the accidental death of a Theta Pi sister, the sorority's members keep the crime under wraps. But as graduation rolls around, a masked killer begins stalking and slaying the girls responsible for the death. Someone is out for revenge, but who could know about their dirty little secret?
My Thoughts: "Typical in all aspects, but I really liked the style of some of the killings and the cattiness of the girls. The smart-ass remarks from Cassidy and Jessica was entertaining. But the film failed to scare me or to even make me jump. The killings happened quite fast, and there just wasn't enough blood and gore for it to be a slasher. Big disappointment for me."
Sorority Row Quotes
|Megan:||Garret has been cheating on me.|
|Cassidy:||He cheats on one sister he pays.|
|Maggie:||You killed my sister?|
|Jessica:||I think Mrs. Crenshaw got her.|
|Jessica:||Oh no, don't go out there...What, I warned her.|
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