• R, 1 hr. 41 min.
  • Horror
  • Directed By:
    Stewart Hendler
    In Theaters:
    Sep 11, 2009 Wide
    On DVD:
    Feb 23, 2010
  • Summit Entertainment

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Sorority Row Reviews

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Jackie K. Cooper

Any film that trashes the talent of Carrie Fisher is a loser in my book and this one stomps up and down on her talent. Don't worry Carrie, I still remember Leia.

Full Review Source: jackiekcooper.com | Original Score: 4/10

September 15, 2009
Michelle Orange
Village Voice
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Call me the sarcastic sister, but the only thing screaming in any convincing way here are the cheap look, epileptic direction, and off-key, "edgy" humor.

Full Review Source: Village Voice

September 15, 2009
Kit Bowen
The Movie Kit

Retitled this to I Know What You Did at That Sorority Party with That Tire Iron.

Full Review Source: The Movie Kit | Original Score: 1.5/4

September 14, 2009
James Kendrick
Q Network Film Desk

little more than an unconscious projection of the filmmakers' simultaneous desire for and deep fear of grotesquely overprivileged and snarky girls gone wild

Full Review Source: Q Network Film Desk | Original Score: 1.5/4

September 14, 2009
Stephen Holden
New York Times
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Sorority Row is an interminable mess of a film that juggles more characters and undeveloped subplots than it can handle and even manages to bungle the setup.

| Original Score: 1/5

September 14, 2009
Kate Ward
Entertainment Weekly
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The tedious flick offers little more than a few scares, and plenty of boobs. And we're not just talking about the cast.

Full Review Source: Entertainment Weekly | Original Score: D

September 14, 2009
Jonathan Perry
Boston Globe
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The "scary'' moments are of the sneak-up-on-you-from-behind variety, but there's little suspense.

Full Review Source: Boston Globe | Original Score: 1/4

September 14, 2009
Kevin Thomas
Los Angeles Times
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It lapses into that familiar category of movies that go in for lots of fancy obfuscation along the way only to make its story seem all the more simple, trite and contrived by the finish.

Full Review Source: Los Angeles Times | Original Score: 2/5

September 14, 2009
Charles Cassady
Common Sense Media

Satirical shadings can't save sorority slasher schlock.

Full Review Source: Common Sense Media | Original Score: 1/5

September 14, 2009
Mark Ramsey

In a generation, Carrie Fisher has moved from Jabba the Hut to a job at the Pizza Hut - with plenty of extra cheese.

Full Review Source: MovieJuice! | Original Score: D

September 14, 2009
Rob Gonsalves

I'd rather see an honest film about exactly what would happen if they'd told the truth. Failing that, a competent, scary, witty horror film might've been nice.

Full Review Source: eFilmCritic.com | Original Score: 1/5

September 13, 2009
Amy Nicholson
Boxoffice Magazine

A satire made for cult rediscovery, just change the tagline to "In the foam, no one can hear you scream."

Full Review Source: Boxoffice Magazine | Original Score: B-

September 12, 2009
Fred Topel
Can Magazine

It seems to be the most original slasher movie of the year, quite a fete considering it's a remake.

Full Review Source: Can Magazine

September 12, 2009
Simon Abrams
Slant Magazine

Before seeing Sorority Row, I couldn't imagine that any slasher film released this year could possibly be more misogynistic than either the Friday the 13th reboot or Donkey Punch.

Full Review Source: Slant Magazine | Original Score: 1.5/4

September 11, 2009
Peter Paras
E! Online

this splatfest is exactly the type of movie it should be.

Full Review Source: E! Online | Original Score: B

September 11, 2009
Staci Layne Wilson

On the plus side, Sorority Row gets an A for the dead-on casting, snarky, biting dialogue, and outrageous death scenes.

Full Review Source: Horror.com

September 11, 2009
Cole Smithey

Worse even that its insipid script (co-written by Josh Stolberg and Peter Goldfinger) is Elliot Greenberg's editing of a meandering slasher pic notable only for the number of nubile bare breasts that it manages to fit into nearly every other scene.

Full Review Source: ColeSmithey.com | Original Score: D

September 11, 2009
Jeffrey M. Anderson
Combustible Celluloid

Given its spunky, sexy, funny, spirited and bitchy heroines... could have been a lot sharper and a lot more fun.

Full Review Source: Combustible Celluloid | Original Score: 2.5/4

September 11, 2009
Avi Offer
NYC Movie Guru

Initially intriguing, thrilling and suspenseful with impressive production values, but it eventually sinks into an unintentionally funny and insipid mess while insulting the audience's intelligence.

Full Review Source: NYC Movie Guru | Original Score: 5.25/10

September 11, 2009
Jason McKiernan


Full Review Source: Filmcritic.com | Original Score: 1/5

September 11, 2009
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