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Sorority Row Reviews

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Aaron Hillis
Time Out
September 16, 2009
It's yet another '80s slasher remake, so you know the drill...er, the tire iron pimped out with blades.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
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Michelle Orange
Village Voice
September 15, 2009
Call me the sarcastic sister, but the only thing screaming in any convincing way here are the cheap look, epileptic direction, and off-key, "edgy" humor.
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Stephen Holden
New York Times
September 14, 2009
Sorority Row is an interminable mess of a film that juggles more characters and undeveloped subplots than it can handle and even manages to bungle the setup.
| Original Score: 1/5
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Kate Ward
Entertainment Weekly
September 14, 2009
The tedious flick offers little more than a few scares, and plenty of boobs. And we're not just talking about the cast.
Full Review | Original Score: D
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Jonathan Perry
Boston Globe
September 14, 2009
The "scary'' moments are of the sneak-up-on-you-from-behind variety, but there's little suspense.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/4
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Kevin Thomas
Los Angeles Times
September 14, 2009
It lapses into that familiar category of movies that go in for lots of fancy obfuscation along the way only to make its story seem all the more simple, trite and contrived by the finish.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
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Amy Nicholson
Boxoffice Magazine
September 12, 2009
A satire made for cult rediscovery, just change the tagline to "In the foam, no one can hear you scream."
Full Review | Original Score: B-
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Frank Scheck
Hollywood Reporter
September 11, 2009
There's little to distinguish this from the rest of the entries coming down the horror film assembly line.
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Steven Hyden
AV Club
September 11, 2009
The blatant attempts at humor mostly fall flat, but a third-act catfight manages briefly to detour the film into fairly enjoyable camp.
Full Review | Original Score: D
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Roger Moore
Orlando Sentinel
September 11, 2009
It's all cheese, but at least this cheese, for the most part, doesn't stink.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
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Tom Huddlestone
Time Out
September 11, 2009
A booty-shakin', text-messagin', Facebook-referencin' multiplex moneyspinner for undemanding twenty-first-century teens.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
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Russell Edwards
Variety
September 9, 2009
An average slasher pic that meanders indecisively between gore and gags.