Speed 2 - Cruise Control Reviews

It droned, it rumbled and it just wouldn't stop.

Full Review | Original Score: D

Speed 2 can be numbered among the worst second chapters ever made.

Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4

| Original Score: 1/5

What a reeking bag of nothingness! What emptiness, what vaporous vapidity! What rot, stink, and whiff of mold spore!

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Do yourself a favor and see a movie instead.

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Just about as bad as they come.

Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/5

De Bont botches nearly all opportunities for suspense.

Full Review | Original Score: 2/4

There went two hours of my life that I shall never see again.

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The most un-called for sequel in recent memory.

Full Review | Original Score: 1/4

Se 'Twister' era um insulto, 'Velocidade Máxima 2' é uma tentativa de homicídio.

Full Review | Original Score: 1/5

Sixty minutes of poorly photographed rescue attempts sum up the substance of the movie.

| Original Score: 1/4

When some people talk about how much they loathed 1997's Big Boat Movie, I think they must mean this one.

| Original Score: F

De Bont simply reprises the first film.

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A waterlogged sequel that'll soon be bottom-feeding with Beyond the Poseidon Adventure.

| Original Score: 1.5/4

They keep getting worse and worse and worse . . .

Full Review | Original Score: 0/4

[It] sinks faster than a rock.

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Full Review | Original Score: D+

This time I found myself contemplating how far into a bay a huge cruise ship could actually go before it ran aground in the sand, instead of watching De Bont's plot unfold.

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This is the kind of movie that Chuck Norris would have made 15 years ago, except there would be two dozen bad guys and plenty more excitement.

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If Speed 2 and let's say, Kissed, a dark comedy about a woman necrophile, were the very last two movies at the video store, I would pick Kissed.

Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/4