Critic Review - Dark Horizons

The actors are lost amidst the orgy of pixels writhing around like the special effects equivalent of a bukkake film

May 12, 2008 Full Review Source: Dark Horizons | Comments (2)
Dark Horizons



Gil Ortiz

probably the greatest headline/synopsis for a review EVER

May 14 - 10:31 PM

Robert H.

Robert Hiengler

Garth you seem to have rented a "family" movie in your drunken stupor and completely missed the PORNO section considering the number of sexual adjectives.

As for the UNREALITY; try reading the Manga or watching the cartoon first; exactly how would this film have worked any other way without taking everything that makes Speed racer Speed Racer out? As for race fixing - F1 Singapore 2008 Renault?

PS you should wipe that bukkake sfx off your face!

Sep 28 - 11:07 AM

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