Spy Kids: All the Time in the World in 4D Reviews
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4-D: The "4th Dimension" - the scratch and sniff cards. Complete and utter FAILURE. Nobody in my theater could smell anything at all except the cardboard it was printed on. We might as well have been sniffing our ticket stubs. Even my daughter, who was quite excited abot the gimmick, gave up by the third "scent", handed me the card, and said "I don't need this - it doesn't work." It was a silly idea to begin with, but something kids might have gotten a kick out of... if it worked... at ALL... which it didn't.
3-D: How about the 3-D? Mostly pointless, but then again most 3-D movies are. My biggest complaint it this: Why bother making a movie 3-D, but only do parts of it? Every live-action 3D movie I've seen including this one have many scenes and shots that aren't even in 3D. You can tell when you can take off your glasses and it's a strictly 2D image. I don't mean just certain whole scenes, but even just shots within a scene. For example within one dialogue scene the 3-D was used on only about every third cut, even if it was more of the same exact shot(?) So not only are they too lazy to shoot it in 3D, but they don't even convert the whole thing.
2D: The movie itself. Harmless, simple fun for the kids, although the actual new Spy Kids don't get to do much until the last third of the movie. The biggest problem: *SPOILER ALERT* was that even from the first trailers it was obvious Jeremy Piven was the villain, much less from every single scene in the movie. Yet they make a big deal of his predictable reveal. Was anyone surprised? *END SPOILER*
All in all what could have been a decent action flick for kids (and a restart to the franchise with new kids) is mostly a dud, due in large part to the heavily promoted "aromascope" gimmick which not only wasn't good.... it didn't even work.
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P.S. 4D AROMASCOPE is garbage!
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Jessica Alba fit her role here. Jeremy Piven's villain reminded me a lot of Sylvester Stallone's villain in the third film. Joel McHale was ok, but he lacked on screen chemistry with Alba. The kids are great. It was also great having Alexa Vega and Daryl Sabara back in their roles. It is like passing of the torch to the new spy kids. It was also good that they used some footage from the original trilogy here. It would have been cool if Antonio Banderas and Carla Gugino would have return to the franchise, but I think Rodriguez is saving them for the sequel. Ricky Gervais steals the film as the voice of Argonaut.
Hopefully, the next Spy Kids film will have a better story and be better than this film.
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"You have to live life moving forward not back"
Plot: Marissa Wilson (Jessica Alba) is a top OSS spy who retires after capturing a super villain, Tik Tok, and starts a family with her spy-hunting reporter husband Wilbur (Joel McHale) and stepchildren Rebecca (Rowan Blanchard) and Cecil (Mason Cook). A year later a new villain has emerged, the Time Keeper, who speeds up time using the Armageddon Device to punish humanity for wasting time. Marissa is called back by the OSS director, Danger D'Amo (Jeremy Piven), to recapture Tik Tok which should lead them to the Time Keeper.
Newcomers Rowan Blanchard and Mason Cook play off each other well as the bickering twin siblings. The kids team up with Marissa's niece and nephew, Carmen and Juni Cortez (Alexa Vega and Daryl Sabara reprising their former Spy Kids roles) to make this mission a family reunion of sorts. Along the way they learn that their dog Argonaut is actually an OSS-issue robot dog being used to supervise them. (Ricky Gervais provides Argonaut's wisecracking voice.)
We have seen these story elements so many times before: the dad is a workaholic; there is animosity between step-mum and step-daughter as the step-mum tries to get closer to the children; and so many others but it was fun seeing Juni and Carmen Cortez come back as grown up Spy Kids and there is the added bonus of a message that so often goes ignored: It is important to make the most of every minute, because you can never get time back.
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