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The Spy Next Door Reviews

Boyd van Hoeij
Variety
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July 13, 2012
Derek Elley
Variety
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February 23, 2012
Hank Sartin
Time Out
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Full Review Source: Time Out | Original Score: 1/5

November 18, 2011
Joshua Rothkopf
Time Out
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Full Review Source: Time Out | Original Score: 1/5

November 17, 2011
Lisa Schwarzbaum
Entertainment Weekly
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Full Review Source: Entertainment Weekly | Original Score: C-

September 7, 2011
Cath Clarke
Time Out
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Even the outtakes barely raise a smile.

Full Review Source: Time Out | Original Score: 1/5

March 19, 2010
Amy Biancolli
Houston Chronicle
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At some point, the social mores that functionally banned most other forms of ethnic stereotyping will catch up with the Slavs, a sad day indeed for middling screenwriters.

Full Review Source: Houston Chronicle | Original Score: 1.5/4

January 15, 2010
Jennie Punter
Globe and Mail
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Chan's comedic gifts and still-nimble moves are wasted in a string of unimaginative household calamities and practical jokes.

Full Review Source: Globe and Mail | Original Score: 1/4

January 15, 2010
A.O. Scott
New York Times
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As for Mr. Chan, he has some passably choreographed bits with folding chairs, a bicycle and, later, some pots and pans at Gillian's house. But it's hardly enough to redeem -- or even make bearable -- this half-hearted hodgepodge.

| Original Score: 1/5

January 15, 2010
Elizabeth Weitzman
New York Daily News
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The script -- which took three people to write -- is barely coherent, and it's unclear whether Brian Levant was even on set when he directed. All that's left for us to enjoy are the action scenes, and frankly most of those are a little depressing.

Full Review Source: New York Daily News | Original Score: 1/5

January 15, 2010
Bruce Demara
Toronto Star
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Chan is actually a fairly likeable hero and his elocution, never great, is at least passable in this latest romp.

Full Review Source: Toronto Star | Original Score: 2/4

January 15, 2010
Kyle Smith
New York Post
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Duller than a Monday night at the cobweb museum...

Full Review Source: New York Post | Original Score: 1/4

January 15, 2010
Michael O'Sullivan
Washington Post
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Yet another lazily kid-pleasing comedy about a man unprepared for fatherhood who's suddenly saddled with children who hate his guts and whom he must win over in order to make time with their hot single mom.

Full Review Source: Washington Post | Original Score: 1.5/4

January 15, 2010
Carrie Rickey
Philadelphia Inquirer
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The plot may be forgettable, but the execution is frantic and funny.

Full Review Source: Philadelphia Inquirer | Original Score: 2.5/4

January 15, 2010
Claudia Puig
USA Today
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Chan's traditional gag reel that rolls with the final credits offers the most entertainment.

Full Review Source: USA Today | Original Score: 1.5/4

January 14, 2010
Kara Nesvig
Minneapolis Star Tribune
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The Spy Next Door is so hokey that I couldn't help but wonder if I was watching a campy sendup. It opens with "Secret Agent Man," for god's sake!

Full Review Source: Minneapolis Star Tribune

January 14, 2010
Stephanie Zacharek
Salon.com
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Chan's strong suit now is his skill as a comic actor, and Levant and his writers don't know how to tap it.

Full Review Source: Salon.com

January 14, 2010
Tom Keogh
Seattle Times
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The Spy Next Door makes The Pacifier look like Citizen Kane.

Full Review Source: Seattle Times | Original Score: 1/4

January 14, 2010
Ty Burr
Boston Globe
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The film's so formulaic your 6-year-old will be ticking off the plot points as they lope by.

Full Review Source: Boston Globe | Original Score: 1.5/4

January 14, 2010
Scott Tobias
AV Club
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The Spy Next Door follows Brian Levant's long track record of pandering, PG-rated family comedies that look like bad TV (and sometimes are adapted from it)...

Full Review Source: AV Club | Original Score: C-

January 14, 2010
Andrea Gronvall
Chicago Reader
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The fight sequences (with obvious doubles) are anemic, and Chan's traditional outtakes over the closing credits wear pitifully thin.

Full Review Source: Chicago Reader

January 14, 2010
Michael Phillips
Chicago Tribune
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Chan's new all-ages vehicle is smooth like oatmeal. It's hard to imagine anyone being offended, except fans of good comedy.

Full Review Source: Chicago Tribune | Original Score: 1.5/4

January 14, 2010
Roger Ebert
Chicago Sun-Times
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The Spy Next Door is precisely what you would expect from a PG-rated Jackie Chan comedy with that plot. If that's what you're looking for, you won't be disappointed. It's not what I was looking for.

Full Review Source: Chicago Sun-Times | Original Score: 1.5/4

January 14, 2010
David Germain
Associated Press
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This sad little movie is built entirely to set up Chan's stunt sequences as he fights with pots, pans, ladders and other found objects or hurtles stairways to chase bad guys. The action stuff is more tolerable than the jokes, but barely.

January 13, 2010
Roger Moore
Orlando Sentinel
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Limp and lifeless, this Next Door neighbor should be evicted to DVD.

Full Review Source: Orlando Sentinel | Original Score: 1/4

January 13, 2010
Joshua Rothkopf
Time Out New York
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Just play the movie in your head and save the money.

Full Review Source: Time Out New York | Original Score: 1/5

January 13, 2010
Melissa Anderson
Village Voice
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The Spy Next Door is immediately forgettable family entertainment, suitable for release only in the dung-heap month of January.

Full Review Source: Village Voice

January 12, 2010
Lael Loewenstein
Variety
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It's a sad day for Jackie Chan fans when the action-comedy star is reduced to a vehicle as lame as The Spy Next Door.

Full Review Source: Variety

January 11, 2010
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