They've leaked the storyboard for the next Star Trek Movie! Here it is:
STAR TREK THREE: TREKKING BAD
After the events of Into Darkness, Kirk and Bones have been excommunicated unjustly from Starfleet and are living in New Mexico. Since their skills aren't quite useful in the simple urban landscape of the state in the 24th century, they turn to cooking methamphetamine. Kirk handles the cooking of the meth, and Bones takes care of distribution. They work out of an RV that also happens to have a warp drive and a matter/antimatter collider.
Unfortunately, things go south when Kirk gets nervous that his family has discovered the arrangement, and Bones ends up angering the local drug lord (Chekov). Chekov tries to have Kirk and Bones killed, but they outwit him and trick him into stepping into an AGONY BOOTH (Mirror, Mirror). Barely escaping with their lives, they take over the territory left behind by Chekov, and Kirk falls in love with Uhura.
However, Uhura is a dilithium crystal-meth addict, and she ropes Bones into breaking off all ties with Kirk. Kirk is forced to give them half of his earnings, but sneaks into Bones' house that night to steal it back. Uhura has overdosed on dilithium crystals and is choking on her own vomit, but Kirk lets her die in order to turn Bones away from his destructive lifestyle.
They become entangled with a frighteningly calm drug kingpin (Spock) and his dangerous bodyguard (Scotty). Spock uses his Vulcan chicken huts across the state as fronts for his meth distribution. However, he trains Bones to cook Kirk's dilithium crystal-meth for him, so he can kill Kirk and force Bones to take over. At the last minute, Kirk uses Captain Pike and his wheelchair to suicide-bomb Spock, and Kirk and Bones leave the meth-cooking business behind them...
FADE TO BLACK.
Directed by: DiegO TutWeiller