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Stitches

Stitches (2013)

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STITCHES, starring funny man ROSS NOBLE, is the black-comedy horror that has become one of the most anticipated films of the season. Directed by CONOR MCHAHON (Dead Meat), the film enjoyed a hugely successful screening at this year's Frightfest and won TOTAL FILM's 'Best Death' Award. Jaded Richard Grindle is the sleaziest clown working the children's party circuit in Ireland. Arriving late to one birthday, his timing is off, the bratty kids a nightmare and a prank goes horribly wrong - he falls

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Drama, Horror, Art House & International

Apr 2, 2013

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It's like a twisted balloon animal filled with blood and guts, waiting to burst.

October 23, 2012 Full Review Source: Time Out
Time Out
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Aiming for a gruesomely silly vibe that plays like equal parts American Pie and Evil Dead 2, Stitches preys on teenage foibles and clown clichés alike, offering mostly solid if not quite cult-classic-level fun.

June 12, 2013 Full Review Source: ToddGilchrist.com
ToddGilchrist.com

Stitches has all the makings of a perfect cult classic, effortlessly blending comedically dark clown work by Ross Noble with grade "A" horror shenanigans - plus you can't ignore that distinctively schlocky 80s feel.

April 6, 2013 Full Review Source: We Got This Covered
We Got This Covered

Neither funny nor scary, just amateurish in a bad student film way.

October 29, 2012 Full Review Source: Scotsman

Imitation blood flows like a tsunami and the aim of disgusting the audience while raising a few heartless laughs proves moderately successful.

October 28, 2012 Full Review Source: Observer [UK]
Observer [UK]

A must for those who appreciate imaginative gore-mongering, with scene after scene of brain-scooping, lung-exploding, eye-javelin-ing brilliance.

October 27, 2012 Full Review Source: SFX Magazine
SFX Magazine

Stitches is bursting at the seams with good ideas, but director Conor McMahon stumbles when it comes to the execution.

October 26, 2012 Full Review Source: The List
The List

This low-budget throwback to Eighties slasher movies is stronger on gory deaths than lethal one-liners but if you have the stomach for it, it's an efficient little shocker.

October 26, 2012 Full Review Source: Daily Express
Daily Express

There are moments of inspired black comedy in this Irish slasher spoof, but the movie is undermined by its obviously miniscule budget.

October 26, 2012 Full Review Source: Contactmusic.com
Contactmusic.com

Anyone with a fear of clowns would suffer an irreversible breakdown if they watched this kids' entertainer as he goes on a murderous spree of vengeance.

October 25, 2012 Full Review Source: Sun Online
Sun Online

It somehow wasn't funny or scary enough - though I do have to admit it is always more than revolting enough.

October 25, 2012 Full Review Source: Guardian
Guardian

There's nothing inherently funny or provocative about a bunch of obnoxious kids being relentlessly horrible to a psychologically troubled peer.

October 25, 2012 Full Review Source: Little White Lies
Little White Lies

Often playing as bright and colourful as the clown's outfit itself, Stitches is better as an idea than it is in execution.

October 25, 2012 Full Review Source: Birmingham Post
Birmingham Post

The horror-comedy genre is notoriously hard to pull off, but this Irish effort makes a decent, trashy fist of it.

October 25, 2012 Full Review Source: Daily Telegraph
Daily Telegraph

Stitches gets the gore-to-laughs ratio exactly right and is often both inventive and side-splittingly funny, but it's also slightly let down by dodgy dialogue, poor performances and lacklustre direction.

October 24, 2012 Full Review Source: ViewLondon
ViewLondon

Deeply icky on many different levels, with Ross Noble's feature debut illuminated by stomach-churning effects.

October 21, 2012 Full Review Source: Empire Magazine
Empire Magazine

A Halloween crowd-pleaser that's missing a few tricks and treats.

September 28, 2012 Full Review Source: Total Film
Total Film

it is for the over-the-top inventiveness of its latex gore effects that Stitches is most memorable. Unfortunately, though, despite the best efforts of its young cast, the film is more crude and mean-spirited than ever actually scary or funny.

August 31, 2012 Full Review Source: Little White Lies
Little White Lies

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September 15, 2013
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Stitches is a fun and entertaining horror comedy that is quite refreshing. However it's not without its flaws. The thing that really stands out about the film is the kill sequences that are quite original and fun. If you are terrified of clowns, then this film is the one to watch. Clowns have always been a unique subject in terms of horror and, let's face it, they're creepy. This is an amusing twist on the traditional clown tale, and it is quite the original take on standard clown movies. The kill sequences are the best aspect of the movie and will certainly appeal to genre fans. The film at times just fall short, but overall this is a decent film worth seeing and is far better than most big budget films that we've seen so far. The performances here work well for the material, and Ross Nobel is a great choice for the lead role. Films like this are what's needed in the horror genre because they're original, creative and worth seeing due to their ideas and concepts. If you want to watch something refreshing in the genre, Stitches is that film. Taking a creepy clown concept and turning it around to reinvent something that we've been scared of for years. The film may be imperfect and ranges from decent to good, but is a far better movie than most in the genre nowadays. Give it a shot; you may be surprised by how good it really is. The film may have its fair share of imperfections, but is a fun ride from start to finishes. This is one of the most memorable clown movies since Killer Klowns from Outer Space.
July 17, 2013
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Jeff "The Dude" Lebowski

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It becomes too ridiculous at times and the plot is filled with clichà (C)s, but man were those death scenes awesome! Ross Noble's presence helped too.
September 9, 2012
Liam Gadd

Super Reviewer

Stitches is a funny little black comedy that could really use some better actors. This rare Irish gem had some good moments but it's not well polished and the actors are all way over-aged. Basically another film that makes not want to have any kids of my own, ever.
July 29, 2013
Sylvester Kuo

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